Who Told Him To Cultivate Immortality!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

The water tank weighed at least two hundred pounds!

No matter how much Lu Yang liked to play in the mountains, climbing trees, diving into rivers, hunting birds and catching fish, he couldn't lift such a heavy tank.

Yun Zhi drew a talisman on the water tank, and the weight of the tank suddenly decreased to the point where Lu Yang could lift it with one hand.

She took out a puppet and supervised Lu Yang.

"Let's see how it goes for a day."

Yun Zhi left behind a simple sentence and disappeared into the clouds. Lu Yang and the puppet looked at each other and sighed. He wrapped his shirt around his waist and began his miserable life of lifting the tank.

The puppet supervised him from the side. After a short rest, Lu Yang immediately let him continue to lift the tank, squeezing every ounce of strength out of him.

When his arms were too weak, the puppet would feed him two Great Tonic Pills. When his arms were too sore to move, the puppet would feed him two Great Tonic Pills. When Lu Yang was sleepy and wanted to sleep, the puppet would feed him two Great Tonic Pills …

After a day, Lu Yang's legs were shaking and his arms were hanging down. He couldn't feel his arms at all. When his body swayed to the left, his left arm swung like a pendulum. When his body swayed to the right, his right arm swung too, and then he fell to the ground with a plop.

The puppet fed Lu Yang two Great Tonic Pills as usual. Seeing that Lu Yang didn't have any reaction, it had to end the day's training. It found a small cart and used it to push Lu Yang back. It even covered him with a straw mat.

Smelling the fragrance of the food, Lu Yang's body reacted and he started to drool. He gradually woke up.

Finally, he could eat. Lu Yang breathed a sigh of relief. If it wasn't for the fact that he could eat, he would have thought that he wasn't a disciple of a celestial sect, but had committed a heinous crime and was being punished in the water prison.

Being a disciple of the sect leader, he didn't have to worry about food. He didn't have to take Fasting Pills every day. All kinds of unknown and rare ingredients were made into delicious dishes, quietly improving Lu Yang's body.

Lu Yang still couldn't lift his arms, so the puppet fed him the whole time.

After the meal, Yun Zhi boiled a big pot of Body Tempering Potion for Lu Yang to bathe in. Lu Yang smelled the smell of elixir in the air and almost fainted.

"Take this." Yun Zhi handed Lu Yang a hollow reed tube.

"What's this?"

"When you're soaking in the Body Tempering Liquid, you have to soak your entire body. When you're bathing, your head will definitely be exposed. Later, bite on the reed tube, soak your head in it, and breathe through the reed tube."

Lu Yang felt that she was indeed the Eldest Senior Sister. She was so considerate. Although she punished him, it was for his own good.

After Yun Zhi left, Lu Yang took off all his clothes, bit the reed pipe, and jumped into the wooden barrel with a plop. Then came the heart-wrenching sound of a pig being slaughtered.

"Eldest Senior Sister, you're bathing in hot water?!"

…

Yun Zhi came to the small courtyard. A cool breeze blew past, blowing away the smell of the medicinal bath on her body. She began to think about what else she had not considered.

She grew up in an immortal grotto-heaven and the people she interacted with were all cultivators. Later on, she joined the Dao Seeking Sect and focused on cultivation. She rarely interfered with the mortal world and knew very little about mortals.

In order to teach Lu Yang, she specially found many books that described mortals. When Lu Yang was learning the general knowledge of immortal cultivation, she was also learning the general knowledge of mortals.

However, it was clear that the books that described mortals did not mention the temperature of their baths.

Hearing Lu Yang's hoarse shout, Yun Zhi thought for a moment. It was too late to lower the temperature of the water now. In that case, she could only …

Yun Zhi took out a bottle of burn medicine from her sleeve, placed it at the door, and knocked.

"Little Junior Brother, I've placed the burn medicine at the door. Remember to use it."

…

After a period of time, with the help of tireless cultivation, the meat of spirit beasts, and a special medicinal bath, Lu Yang finally grew from an ordinary person who was scalded and peeled to an excellent folk artist who was good at juggling vats.

Three 200-pound water jugs were thrown around by Lu Yang like sandbags, forming an arc in the air.

At the same time, Lu Yang could step on the edge of the water jugs and walk in circles like he was walking on flat ground.

Even if he put the water jugs down and stepped on the rolling water jugs, he was still as steady as Mount Tai. He still had the strength to play with the other three water jugs!

Just this move alone was enough to attract cheers from the streets!

"Not bad, your progress is faster than I expected." Yun Zhi clapped lightly, giving Lu Yang a lot of confidence.

Although Yun Zhi rarely showed up, she had been paying attention to Lu Yang's progress.

"Can I cultivate?"

Lu Yang put down the jugs and asked excitedly, quietly waiting for the result. He didn't even take a breath.

During the time he was cultivating, Meng Jingzhou came looking for him, but he was chased away by the puppet before they could talk.

He heard that Meng Jingzhou, Brutal Bones, and the others who were in the same batch as him had already drawn Qi into their bodies and become real cultivators. They meditated and cultivated every day, transcending the mortal world. He was the only one who was still painstakingly cultivating his body. This made him somewhat anxious, feeling that he was lagging behind too much.

Yun Zhi didn't answer. She took out a piece of tofu from her storage space.

The tofu was extremely soft. It trembled in Yun Zhi's fair palm, like a balloon filled with water.

"Palm down, grab it."

Lu Yang didn't think it was difficult. He obediently did as he was told and grabbed the tofu. However, his fingers moved slightly, and the tofu was crushed by him and fell to the ground.

Yun Zhi handed Lu Yang another piece of tofu, indicating for him to continue.

Lu Yang didn't believe it. He felt that the first time was an accident, but the second time would definitely be fine.

The tofu was still crushed, and he couldn't hold it at all.

After the third failure, Lu Yang knew where the problem was. His hands were too strong, and it was difficult for him to control them. Fortunately, the items around him were for cultivators. If they were ordinary items, he would have to be careful even when eating, so as to avoid accidentally breaking the chopsticks or crushing the bowl.

Moreover, his strength increased too quickly. His mind couldn't keep up with the speed of his body. This was the reason why his fingers spasmed from time to time.

As such, grabbing a soft piece of tofu was easier said than done.

Yun Zhi no longer gave Lu Yang any more tofu. She held the tofu with one hand and shook it casually. The tofu swayed and didn't fall apart.

Suddenly, Yun Zhi loosened her grip and the tofu fell. She quickly grabbed the tofu again!

Lu Yang's eyes widened. Catching the falling tofu was easier said than done.

Under Grand Senior Sister's strength, the soft tofu was no different from a piece of metal. She could play with it as she wished.

"You've already done it, but you're still far from being able to do it."

Lu Yang remained silent. He knew that there was still a long way to go before the end of Body Refinement. Cultivation could not be rushed. Meng Jingzhou and the others had been training them since they were young, which was why they could directly cultivate.

Catching up to these people was easier said than done.

He had no one to guide him when he was young. Now that he could receive the personal guidance of Eldest Senior Sister and had the help of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, the speed of his growth was already very shocking. What reason did he have to not be satisfied?

Lu Yang also remembered Eldest Senior Sister's words. She said that cultivation was a matter of a lifetime. Temporary advantages and disadvantages were not important. What was important was who would have the last laugh.

Lu Yang took two deep breaths and realized that his previous attitude was wrong. He adjusted his mentality in time and stopped pursuing cultivation progress.

Then, he saw Eldest Senior Sister ask the puppet to push a cart of tofu over.

(End of Chapter)