Who Told Him To Cultivate Immortality!

Chapter 138 - The Bailiffs Who Were Toyed With (Thank you to the Alliance Leader who tipped us off)

According to Danding Peak's research, eating meat buns for a long period of time would cause a nutritional imbalance and lead to stunted growth. In order to improve the meals of the bailiffs, the kind Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.

In the morning, the hardworking Master Lu and Master Meng decided to take away all the meat buns and force them to eat vegetarian food to balance their nutrition. They also urged the bailiffs to exercise more and run more often to loosen their muscles.

The bailiffs accepted the advice of the two experts and expressed that they would follow the footsteps of the experts and catch up to them as soon as possible to thank them personally.

The two experts were not only good at talking. In order to prove the feasibility of their health theory, they would personally run.

The bailiffs were greatly touched and started to exercise as well. They ran for the entire morning.

The bailiffs felt that the experts' advice was right and promoted the two experts for free. Not long after, the whole town could hear the shouting of the bailiffs.

"Stop right there if you dare!"

"You two bastards, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"If you don't eat the meat buns, what are you going to take?"

The bailiffs flew into a rage and chased after Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou.

Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou did not dare to let the bailiffs catch up to them. They broke into a run and let the bailiffs eat the dust behind them.

As they ran, Lu Yang said, "The rules did not lie. Look at how dangerous the bailiffs are. We are not doing anything and they are already chasing after us. We can't let them catch up to us."

Meng Jingzhou agreed, "Isn't that so. Luckily we are in the Foundation Establishment stage. If it were anyone else, they would have caught up to us."

The bailiffs wanted to go around and block the two of them, but they were already familiar with the town's map and could not stop them.

The two of them led the bailiffs and ran from morning till night. At the end of the run, the bailiffs were obviously exhausted. They were all panting and their steps were light.

At Haishi, the two of them carried the meat buns back to the inn. The bailiffs glared at them and returned to the government office unwillingly.

According to the Linyi Town Bailiffs Rules, they had to stay in the government office from Haishi to Chenshi.

The two of them were a little disappointed. They had made a lot of preparations at the inn. If the bailiffs could enter the inn, it would have given them a surprise.

What a pity.

On the fifth day, the originally lazy bailiffs arrived at the restaurant on time.

In the past, they would wait for a quarter of an hour. When more people gathered here, they would suddenly appear and scare people. If they were lucky, they could even break people's necks.

Now, in order to eat meat buns, they changed this habit.

Yesterday, they had been running around all day and hadn't eaten any meat buns, so their stomachs were already rumbling with hunger. Now that they were here, they wanted to take advantage of the fact that those two immoral bastards hadn't done anything to them to eat as much as they could.

Halfway through the meal, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou slowly walking out of the inn.

"How dare you appear in front of us!" The bailiffs were furious when they recalled what had happened yesterday. They had to catch these two people no matter what!

Lu Yang said unhurriedly, "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise something terrible will happen."

"Who are you trying to scare!" The head bailiff obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words and thought that he was bluffing.

There were only 21 rules in Cotton Clothes Town, so what Lu Yang said would never happen.

"Go!"

When Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou saw that they didn't listen to their advice, they sighed and turned to run.

After running for a while, someone started rolling on the ground while holding his stomach. He was sweating from the pain, "My stomach hurts!"

Like a chain reaction, one person after another held their stomach and cried out in pain. Even the head of the guards could not stand it anymore. He curled up on the ground to reduce the pain. He could not even stand up.

"The meat buns are poisonous …" The head of the guards stared at Lu Yang. He was sure that they were the ones who poisoned the meat buns.

Lu Yang walked over slowly, "I told you not to chase us. You didn't listen. Now you're in trouble."

"Where did you get the poison from!"

The head of the guards could not understand. It was impossible for the medicine shop owner to concoct poison for Lu Yang. Where did Lu Yang get the poison from?

Lu Yang squatted down and patted the head of the head of the guards. He said kindly, "Remember, you can't do strenuous exercise after eating. Otherwise, you'll get appendicitis easily."

"Read more books. Don't think everything is poison. We are a righteous sect. Why would we use poison?"

As one of the five major immortal sects, Dao Seeking Sect was upright. They would never do something as immoral as using poison.

At the very least, their living enemies had never been poisoned by Dao Seeking Sect.

The bailiffs' lower abdomens hurt so much that they rolled on the ground. The bailiffs who were fine stood still in fear of Lu Yang and didn't dare to move. Just like that, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the bailiffs' sight.

What the two did not notice was the fear in the eyes of the people of Cotton Clothes Town.

"Luckily, these two followed the normal rules. If they wore black clothes and became guards, would we still have a chance to live?"

"That's right. They even said that they were from a righteous sect. I think they might be spies from some evil sect!"

The people of Cotton Clothes Town were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side. Otherwise, they would not be able to live for more than three days.

On the sixth day, the guards learned their lesson. They took the meat buns and blocked the entrance of the inn.

Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had expected this. They escaped through the window on the second floor.

"Chase, don't let them escape!"

The hatred accumulated over the past two days had reached a terrifying level. The guards recalled the painful experience yesterday and wanted to tear them apart.

Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou became more and more familiar with running. What the bailiffs didn't realize was that as they chased, they ran into the private school's territory.

When the teacher saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, he gritted his teeth and called over the students who were studying in the private school.

The students in the private school could no longer be considered human. Their bodies were covered in black fur, and their mouths were long. Some of the more serious ones were lying on the ground, just one step away from becoming a black dog.

"Catch them!" The private school teacher ordered.

The bailiffs were also enraged when they saw this scene. How dare they snatch people away from them!

The private tutor still wanted to look at Lu Yang, but Lu Yang was already prepared. He took out a bronze mirror and covered his face.

"Look at your ugly face!"

The private tutor saw his skinless face in the bronze mirror, as well as his red eyes. He let out a howl of anguish, and his body began to change. He hurriedly returned to the academy and sewed his mouth shut.

Without the guidance of the private tutor, the Black Dog people followed their previous orders and fought with the yamen runners.

Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to drag out a yamen runner. They wanted to take off his clothes, but they couldn't.

They took a step back and searched the yamen runner for the Rules of Cotton Clothes Town Yamen Runner.

Just like the waiter, the yamen runners carried the rules with them at all times to prevent them from forgetting the rules.

The two of them got what they wanted and escaped.

As for the yamen runners, the two of them chose to respect their wishes. They could fight if they wanted.

(End of Chapter)