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Chapter 46 My Son Is A Hacker? ! Report To The Minister! This Is Not Our Doing!
At this moment, Ampei's face gradually turned green.
Then it turned yellow again...
The expressions are unusually rich.
I spent a long time working on the co-writing. For a serious live broadcast, you don’t have to play it at all, right?
Just let this Chinese rural aunt pour shit, right?
At this moment, the secretary saw Abe's unkind expression and reminded him softly:
"Your Majesty Prime Minister, this must be done by hackers from China."
"Do I need you to remind me?!" Ampei glared. "Any fool can see that only China has toilets with this shape!"
After that, Ampei'er said fiercely:
"Immediately order the National Information Security Department to thoroughly investigate this matter!"
"We must find out who this hacker is!"
"Also! You have to find out the source of this rural aunt's video!"
...
At this moment, a village in the south.
The neighborhood leaders were sitting together, basking in the sun.
Xu Yiling's mother, Chen Mei, was also among them.
Sometimes I’m nagging Mr. Zhang, and sometimes I’m nagging Mr. Li’s family.
As for Chen Mei, she was tinkering with the new smartphone Xu Yiling bought her a few days ago.
I don’t know how I did it, but I accidentally clicked on a live news broadcast.
[High-end rice fields often require good toilets to ferment...]
The magnetic male announcer's voice attracted Chen Mei's interest.
In the video, a scene of a rural aunt picking up excrement was shown.
When Chen Mei first watched it, she thought it was quite funny.
This is the first time I saw someone live broadcasting this thing.
It also plays on a loop.
But the more Chen Mei looked at it, the more she felt something was wrong...
"This...isn't this Aunt Wang?!" Chen Mei suddenly recalled...
Although the rural women in the video did not show their faces.
But from the back, it’s Aunt Wang!
And the dry toilet in Aunt Wang’s house!
The familiar can no longer be familiar...
"What...what's going on?!" Chen Mei's brain short-circuited...
How did the video I sent to my good son spread online?
Take a closer look at netizens’ comments:
[Brothers, the hackers from the motherland are definitely out! 】
[There are still many capable people in our motherland! Give a thumbs up to the mysterious hacker behind the scenes! 】
[This wave of little devils are really embarrassed (baring teeth)]
[This wave of connotation is top-notch (face covering)]
[Little notebook, is this called deserving to know? Let you pay homage to the toilet. 】
"Hacker? Hacker..." Chen Mei muttered...
The next second...
"My son is a hacker?!" A thought popped into Chen Mei's mind!
At the same time, Aunt Wang, who was chatting, received a call from her son.
"Mom! You are so hot!!!"
Aunt Wang was confused.
"Why am I so angry? I'm not angry!"
In response, the son on the other end of the phone quickly explained:
"Mom! The video of you picking shit up has gone viral!"
"What...???"
...
Ten minutes ago.
Within the National Information Security Department.
Dozens of top geeks have received orders from high-level officials: You are required to hack the live broadcast of Sakura Kingdom’s toilet visit as quickly as possible to defend the dignity of our country.
For a time, dozens of geeks sharpened their knives and began to invade TV Tokyo's live news system.
However...
The geeks discovered that the live broadcast system was occupied by a huge number of signal sources.
There is no way to invade.
Suddenly, dozens of geeks felt an unprecedented pressure.
They frowned, trying to find flaws in the source of the signal.
After attacking for about ten minutes, they were still at a loss!
"Could it be...that there are experts over there?" The head of the information security department realized something was wrong.
At this moment!
But he saw the minister opening the door and entering.
"Comrades! Well done!!!" the minister cheered.
Everyone:? ? ?
At this moment, dozens of geek bosses were confused.
What's so beautiful?
We haven't succeeded yet, so why is it so beautiful?
On the other hand, the supervisor ‘understood’.
The minister is speaking sarcastically!
This is mocking us!
This is saying that we are incompetent!
It’s been ten minutes! They were not able to hack into TV Tokyo, and they were not able to interrupt the live broadcast of Xiao Benzi's visit to the shrine!
Ampere's children are probably paying homage!
The footage was broadcast to the whole world!
"Minister! Forgive us for our incompetence!" The supervisor lowered his head and blamed himself.
"Huh?" The minister was confused.
There are fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree.
"You call this incompetent?" the minister said in an incredible tone.
Not only did they insert the national quintessence of the island country into the live broadcast, but they also released the shocking footage of rural women picking up feces. How incompetent is this?
"You are too low-key! I have to criticize you for this!" The minister glared.
"Huh?" Now it was the supervisor's turn to be confused.
Why am I keeping a low profile?
Where is the low-key?
I haven't gotten anything done yet, so why am I keeping a low profile?
"Aren't you still low-key?"
With that said, the minister took out his mobile phone and clicked on the picture of Abe's children visiting the shrine.
[High-end rice fields often require good toilets to ferment...]
In an instant, the shocking scene of a rural woman picking up excrement caught the attention of the supervisor...
"Huh???" The supervisor was confused...
"Whose live broadcast is this?" the supervisor asked in disbelief.
"Of course it's Ampei Children's live broadcast." The supervisor said with a smile, "Comrades, your operation has caused great embarrassment to the country! Hahahaha..."
The supervisor scratched his head and was at a loss...
"What's wrong with you? You've already done some meritorious service and yet you still look wilted?"
"Did you use your brain too much?" the minister was concerned.
"Minister... we didn't do this!" the supervisor confessed.
"Huh?" The minister was confused...
"What do you mean?" The minister decided to ask clearly.
"This video of picking shit was not our fault!"
"We haven't hacked into TV Tokyo yet!"
"This was done by someone else!" the supervisor explained.
"Hiss..." The minister's eyes widened, and then he said seriously, "Are you sure you're not joking?"
"It really wasn't us." The supervisor said, patting his thigh.
"Hiss...who did it?"
"Whose general is this person, and he is so brave?"
The minister murmured to himself...
...
January 15th, Monday, working day.
Penguin's new game was originally scheduled to be released on the 14th, but due to the hot search for rural aunts picking up feces, the date had to be changed.
Changed to Monday.
Fueled by Penguin's huge size, a game called "Tough Road" quickly became popular in the gaming circle.
And released an internal trial video of the game, accompanied by explanations from a sexually aware female voice:
“Smooth Road is a masterpiece that Penguin has been honing for ten years!”
"It is the only role-playing online game in China!"
"Rich PVP, PVE modes, free to play!"
"Register an account now and get a set of epic mythical equipment for free!"
"Brothers who have been on a certain journey, what are you waiting for?!"
Below this promotional video, there are comments from game enthusiasts.
[This...this game screen is exactly the same as Zhengtu...]
[Is it really free to play? If it is true, labor and management should rush now! 】
[Log in to receive a set of epic mythical equipment? Mad, isn’t this more conscientious than Zhengtu? 】
[After a long life, the penguin was allowed to have a conscience? Can you believe it? 】
[Labour and management are still entangled with Zhengtu! He lost a warehouse worth hundreds of thousands of my belongings, so he gave me a compensation package! 】
[Upstairs, how can Zhengtu Gou not even play? 】
[Brothers on the journey, join me in jumping ship and playing on the smooth road! 】
[Ho ho ho! Start on a smooth road! 】
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