Why Can’t I Play Games

Katie was a little confused.

Jinkela……

What is it?

She hadn't heard of it.

I have never heard of such a fertilizer plant in the United States?

Moreover, even though they speak English, it is very non-standard, with a strong Northeast taste, and some words are obviously grammatical errors, very similar to the Chinglish of Wu Zhuang of Cosmos Technology.

but……

Katie took another serious look at the number.

It is indeed an international number calling from the United States.

so?

"What the hell? Are you in Huaxia?"

"Oh, well, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come to America!"

"???"

When Katie said that she was in Huaxia, such an incomprehensible Huaxia voice suddenly burst out on the phone over there, and then the "northeast scumbag" English was restored there.

"Sorry, Miss Kitty..."

"???"

Katie was dazed.

…………………

Jin Kela made an inexplicable phone call.

At the same time, it is also a bit inexplicable.

but……

Katie didn't take it to heart.

This is just a small episode.

After the episode, Katie walked into "Cosmic Technology".

She originally thought that Cosmic Technology was not a big company with its own building like Wrangler, at least it had a good reputation.

However, when she actually walked in, she couldn't believe it.

Although it is brand new, it is an ordinary office building.

The decoration is very general, except for the necessary decoration, the other things are basically various equipment and servers.

After following Manager Wu Zhuang out of the elevator, Katie trembled unconsciously, and then looked around subconsciously.

She suddenly found a group of people with weird smiles, looking at her as if they were prey...

She was looked a little hairy.

soon.

She followed Wu Zhuang and knocked on Zhang Yang's office.

"Miss Kitty, hello..."

"Mr. Zhang, you are so young..."

"Haha, please sit down."

"OK, thanks."

Katie was like everyone else, even though she was prepared, she was still a little shocked when she saw Zhang Yang's appearance!

Mr. Zhang is too young, right?

After Zhang Yang saw Katie, he kept staring at the translator behind Katie.

He thought that now he was not bad at anything, but he was short of a secretary who knew how to translate.

This secretary must be trustworthy, and needs to be of a certain level, otherwise, what if he is cheated?

"Mr. Zhang... I'm very curious about you..." After Katie sat down, she didn't take out the cooperation document, but stared at Zhang Yang for a long time.

"What?"

"Mr. Zhang, I have read your experience. Your experience is as incredible as a novel in my opinion. Your beginning is so legendary. Moreover, when I read your previous student days, I found out that you have never been exposed to games at all, this is unbelievable, in your Chinese idiom, it is like being born out of nowhere, is there any secret in you?" Katie blinked at Zhang Yang , The beautiful eyes are full of exploration.

"Miss Kitty, I'm actually from the future..." Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"A future man like a sci-fi movie?" Katie blinked.

"Yes!" Zhang Yang was still smiling, quite serious.

"Did you come here in a time machine?"

"I said that I ate a few rotten bananas, and then passed out when I had diarrhea, do you believe it?" Zhang Yang continued to blink.

"Hahaha, Mr. Zhang Yang, you are so humorous... Haha, you have diarrhea, haha" Katie couldn't help covering her mouth and laughed, thinking that Zhang Yang was very humorous, and after laughing for a long time, she managed to calm down: "Okay Lah, Mr. Zhang, you must know the purpose of my visit. Our UC company attaches great importance to your games and hopes to introduce all your games. We have two options in terms of price. One option is to buy out, and the other One option is to share with our company, Mr. Zhang Yang, which one would you choose?"

"Show me both agreements." Zhang Yang also laughed.

You see.

You say a lot of things seriously, but others think you are joking...

But this way of traveling is really funny, isn't it?

"Okay! We have specially drawn up a Chinese agreement..."

"En." Zhang Yang nodded.

When Zhang Yang took over the agreement and read it for about twenty minutes, he couldn't believe it for a while.

Why?

Regardless of whether it was a buyout or share agreement, he unexpectedly found that there was no place to cheat himself...

It stands to reason that this is the first time he has cooperated with a big company like UC, and there are definitely pitfalls everywhere in the contract, but he stared at the agreement for a long time, only feeling that this is a lucrative agreement.

Even if there are violations of the agreement, there are some confidentiality clauses and company hazard clauses.

Any contract has these things.

"Mr. Zhang, do you have any questions?" After seeing the expression on Zhang Yang's face, Katie had strange eyes.

"Is the content in the Chinese and English agreements the same?" Zhang Yang asked subconsciously.

"It's exactly the same...Mr. Zhang, this agreement was decided by our boss, Mr. Rocky. We saw great potential in Mr. Zhang Yang. Although it is the first time we have cooperated, I hope that both of us will cooperate with each other with the most sincerity. Way, to face this cooperation, what do you think?" Katie looked at Zhang Yang with a serious expression.

In fact...

After seeing Zhang Yang's experience, Rocky knew that Zhang Yang was a smart person.

In the face of smart people, in Rocky's view, many false things will be self-defeating, so it is better to cooperate with sincerity.

"Yeah." Zhang Yang nodded: "However, I have a question..."

"What?"

"The love version of "God of Strategies" cannot be simply introduced. I personally suggest that we also need to conduct market research in the West. The aesthetics of the West and the East may be different. This is a game based on appearance. Including the preferences of Americans in various aspects, these are very important..."

"How to do it?"

"It's very simple, copy our company's previous model..."

"oh?"

Just after Zhang Yang was going to have a good chat with Katie about the modification of the introduction version of "God of Strategies"...

He suddenly received a call.

"Boss Zhang! Hello..."

"Hello!"

"Haha, congratulations, Boss Zhang, congratulations on your game going abroad..."

"who are you?"

"I am Zhang Genshui, the person in charge of Jinkela Dahua District, haha, we are still in the same family! Boss Zhang, I will be in your company soon, can we talk about advertising endorsements? Don't worry, we are not short of money, how much is it?" ,you drive!"

"..."

After Zhang Yang received the call, he was shocked!

Jinkela!

Fuck!

This thing also exists in this world?

……………………

Coal Boss.

It's a word that has gone down in history.

Getting rich overnight, spending money like water, investing in movies, sleeping female stars...

From 2005 to 2015 in the original world, they were active everywhere in the entertainment industry.

Real estate, luxury cars...

There are legends about them everywhere.

Zhang Genshui.

Just such a person.

A few years ago, he contracted Meishan and became a big boss worth hundreds of millions overnight.

After earning more money than he could finish painting in several lifetimes, and after experiencing a short period of spending money like water, he began to feel a little bit confused about the future.

He didn't know where to go.

Sleeping Star? Engage in real estate?

As a middle-aged man in his forties, he is not very interested in these things.

Later, after thinking about it for a long time, he figured out that his ancestors had cultivated the land for several generations, so he might as well just focus on the entire chemical fertilizer industry!

Although he can't read well, he admires cultural people very much.

He invited a group of doctors who graduated from the Agricultural University, and then conducted various researches, and finally figured out a kind of chemical fertilizer with good effect. He named this chemical fertilizer Jinkela.

Then……

After listening to the lack of thoughtfulness from netizens on the Internet, I patted my head and stuffed money to take a photo of a gringo as a signboard. At the same time, I registered a trademark in Laomei, claiming to be a high-tech fertilizer produced in San Diego, USA!

He determined to be a world-renowned international fertilizer brand.

An international brand, even if it is produced in China, must be an international brand, right?

And international brands...

It must keep pace with the times!

At first, he paid for fertilizer advertisements on TV stations in some small counties.

However, the effect was not very obvious. Later, after seeing my son in the second year of high school playing "Plants vs. Zombies" and hearing his son say that "Plants vs. Zombies" is the only game exported to foreign countries in China, it is the pride of China. I also said that the Internet will be the mainstream of young people in the future...

Seeing his son talking endlessly, coal boss Zhang Genshui didn't think there was anything wrong with his son playing games!

Instead, he slapped his head!

All of a sudden, I had a flash of inspiration!

What's wrong with playing games?

completely fine!

You see, this game is played in line with international standards...

When he saw that "Plants vs. Zombies" even embedded such a stiff ad for shampoo, he suddenly breathed heavily.

"Is my son, Pea, going to fertilize?"

"That's very reasonable! It's much more reasonable than this shampoo ad, isn't it!"

"The shampoo head can make the peas grow leaves, and I'll put on my fertilizer. Isn't this game even more awesome?"

"..."

"..."

Afterwards, he asked Goutou Junshi, a marketing graduate student from Zhejiang University, to investigate the advertising effect of "Plants vs. Zombies"!

When he learned that the sales of the shampoo with this ad had skyrocketed, he couldn't sit still for an instant!

Another slap in the head!

done...

Isn't the secretary who knows a little English busy with advertising in Laomei? Let her contact UC first to see if she can place some advertisements in Laomei.

Then, he himself rushed from Shanxi to Yanjing in a hurry.

advertise!

Must win!

………………………

"Boss Zhang, you have to keep pace with the times, even though I am forty years old, but I am a person who keeps pace with the times..."

"..."

"I like dealing with you young people very much. Young people always have many ideas and dreams. I like this very much..."

"..."

"Boss Zhang, please set a price for an account. I know you are awesome. I have no problem choosing you. By the way, I heard that you just signed a cooperation agreement with UC. That's right, you are in the United States." In the version of "Plants vs. Zombies", let's also make an advertisement..."

"..."

"Is five million enough? If it's not enough, it's seven million... China and the United States will be counted separately, and the United States will give you an additional three million? Ten million rounded up?"

"..."

in the sun.

Zhang Yang's eyes were full of complexity when he saw Zhang Genshui sitting across from him with a big belly and asked him to give him an account without saying a word.

He didn't know whether to say that Zhang Gen had too much money, or whether he was discerning.

in reality……

There are really big spenders.

Make it so hard that you can't refuse!

He took a deep breath.

"Mr. Zhang, think it over, the total is 10 million..." Zhang Yang confirmed it.

"What do you want with this little money...that's it!" Zhang Genshui slapped the table, "When will my advertisement come out?"

"Cough, cough...Mr. Zhang, how about this, I heard that your advertisements in small county towns didn't work very well, right?"

"yes!"

"Well, seeing how proud you are, Mr. Zhang, I'll help you design an advertisement for free, and you follow my design!"

"Free? Boss Zhang, I knew I was right, haha, let my son study with you in the future, Zhuzi, don't hide, come quickly and call Uncle Zhang!"

"..."

Zhang Yang saw a fat-looking high school youth next to Zhang Genshui.

I only saw the high school youth stand up shyly: "Uncle Zhang!"

After shouting, his eyes were a little nervous, but he seemed a little excited.

Zhang Yang was a little confused.

This child seems to be not much younger than himself...

I became an uncle for no reason?

Two hours later.

"Hey, Xiaoli, when you come back, bring an American and an African..."

"Yes, let's find another Japanese. Is there no R himself? Then just call someone as R himself..."

"No, you don't need to come here, you can shoot over there, I will use it tomorrow after shooting, yes, go to various TV stations to advertise..."

"..."

Zhang Genshui smoked a cigar and dragged his throat, and swaggered out of the universe technology gate.

"Haha, Boss Zhang, you don't need to give it away. Actually, I don't know how to smoke cigars. I just saw that rich people are smoking, so I smoked a little, but it's not very good. It's not as strong as our big cigarettes... "

"..."

Amidst Wu Zhuang's expression of envy, pain, and excitement, he waved to Zhang Yang with his son, and boarded a Rolls-Royce.

After leaving.

Wu Zhuang seemed to still have the smell of cigars in his nostrils!

"Mr. Zhang, is this an upstart? Do I still have a chance in this life?" He muttered to himself.

"Don't envy others, work hard!"

"Okay! But before I go to work, I'm going to buy a cigar to smoke, shit!"

"..."

Seeing Wu Zhuang's expression, Zhang Yang shrugged.

Just as Zhang Yang turned around, he received another strange call.

After receiving the call, he was shocked!

The call turned out to be from Mr. Ma from Shengteng Technology...

………………………

Noon the next day.

"Shock!"

"Two foreigners actually got into a fight over a chemical fertilizer..."

"..."

On the Internet, a piece of news suddenly appeared on the portals of major social platforms for no reason...