Why Can’t I Play Games

Chapter 106: The First Invasion (Part 1)

In the early morning of November 20th.

USA.

In this world, no matter which country or nationality, many things are common.

for example……

No matter which country’s film and television works, you can always see the protagonist of the small staff who is oppressed by the capitalists. At the same time, you can always see passers-by doing all kinds of things in public that make people speechless and want to beat others... …

Many people are submissive in reality, but on the Internet, they have become big trolls who can anal the whole world.

Tom Hanks is such a frustrated clerk.

"damn it!"

"Sooner or later, I'm going to put a gun to that bald man's forehead, and blow his brains out!"

"..."

It's early morning.

When everyone was sleeping, Tom Hanks dragged his exhausted body back to the rental room, and his lungs exploded when he thought of the deliberately difficult operation of the company leader.

Sometimes people are like that.

The more tired you are and the more you are angry with unwillingness, the more sleepless you are, and the more sleepless you are, the more you want to vent.

Tom Hanks finally got up after tossing and turning on the bed for a long time.

In the dead of night...

what can i do

Play a few games of Plants vs. Zombies.

This is a stand-alone game that has recently become popular in the United States. The mechanism in it has never been heard before, and it is both interesting and very good.

Tom Hanks feels immersed in the game world and can temporarily forget the troubles of the real world!

Tom Hanks turned on the computer. When he logged into his UC account and was about to click on "Plants vs. Zombies", he suddenly saw a message pushed to him on the UC website.

Say at eight o'clock this morning, a game called "FUCK, YOU!" will be updated.

And I am a lucky member customer, and I only need to pay 5 dollars to get the chance to play in advance...

etc!

Why is the name of this game so unqualified?

but……

At this moment, his negative emotions are indeed soaring!

He slipped in by accident and paid the $5 in his account!

After the payment is over, the game slowly unfolds...

"You, do you often feel angry?"

When Tom Hanks saw YES and NO, he subconsciously clicked YES!

"Do you feel that the bald boss is really disgusting and want to smash his head with a stick?"

"..."

God!

How does this game know?

God, FUCK!

Tom Hanks was shocked. After the shock was over, he couldn't wait to say a YES...

"Are you not valued by others, are you often bullied by your colleagues, and no girls like you? Even your former girlfriend ran away with someone?"

Tom Hanks shuddered!

Subconsciously, he stood up, looked around as if he had seen a ghost, and then stared at the computer again.

ghost?

Could it be that my computer is controlled by some mysterious force like the scenes in some horror movies?

I……

He continued to click a YES!

After clicking, another problem popped up in that game.

"It's late at night, why haven't you slept yet, is it because you can't sleep because of anger, or because you can't sleep because of stress?"

Tom Hanks swallowed his saliva in his throat. He pressed against the screen and felt a chill down his spine, as if being restrained by some ghost, and it was difficult to breathe.

These……

He has it all!

What's the matter with this game?

Damn it! Damn it!

"Want to know the meaning of life?"

"you……"

"Want to really live?"

"..."

Although Tom Hanks felt terrified, he still clicked a YES. After clicking, he saw a sudden shake of the computer screen, and then a scene appeared.

"So……"

"Our game has begun!"

"In this world, there is no order, no guards, you can attack everyone, you are completely free, unleash your anger!"

"..."

Tom Hanks found a purple muscular man on the screen!

Then, there was a building in front of me!

He manipulated the characters into the building, and then saw groups of strange-looking horse-headed animals.

seem……

Every character is performing a plot.

In the first scene, he saw a scene that made him angry. The horse-headed man in charge was instructing a small staff to do this and that, with a flattered expression on his face!

Tom Hanks thought of the scene when he joined the job...

For some reason, he has a super sense of substitution, he manipulates the hero, and rushes over!

Very relaxing!

Very angry!

The degree of freedom in this game is quite high, you can use all weapons to attack the person you want to attack, and the sense of substitution is very strong, almost all the unfairness encountered in the workplace is performed here.

And Tom Hanks is playing the role of breaking everything!

The sense of attack in the game is even more frightening. The attribute of punching to the flesh makes Tom Hanks even more exciting. He controls the male protagonist and breaks in from the company's gate all the way.

Those old colleagues who used to look down on him, those stern-faced villains who always secretly tripped him up, and...

That bald old man!

"There's a gun here!"

Tom Hanks was so excited that he almost convulsed. After a violent beating, he picked up the gun on the wall and slapped it a few times...

The imaginary picture is vividly displayed, which is so cool!

After the beating, you can still whip the corpse, you can even pull the throw over and throw it down from the twelfth floor, and you can even kick the leader's head hard with your feet.

If you don't want the leader to die so early, you can even replay, you can pull people over, slap each slap first...

Kneel him down and beg for mercy!

You can even edit the begging for mercy...

First scene!

Tom Hanks played it seven or eight times in a row, and he didn't even let out a long sigh of relief until the morning, feeling refreshed all over his body!

"Oh, God!"

"This game is awesome!"

"Oh my God!"

……………………………

"It's so cool, this game is so cool!"

"God, I played it before it was released, and I beat up that smoking young man on the bus, and even pulled him to the back of the car, and let him eat for an hour exhaust..."

"Me too, on the road, I saw a garbage man riding a motorcycle, I FUCKed up without saying a word, and slapped him hard... He wants to resist, I'm just a baseball bat..."

"Hahaha, this game is so interesting, there are still people who are scared to pee! This is really scary, hahaha..."

"..."

"Like it, praise it! FUCK, FUCK!"

"..."

"Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" was temporarily removed from the shelves for rectification due to some problems in China.

but……

Zhang Yang's team was simmering with anger and resentment at the beginning. Instead of changing in the normal direction, they changed in various directions to vent their anger.

At the beginning, what they thought was that the game had already made money anyway, and it was impossible to put it on sale in China, and Zhang Yang didn't allow them to work overtime at night, so in their spare time, they organized themselves and completely let themselves go , as long as they are free, they will add their own content to the game "Crazy Grass Mud Horse".

Almost every employee who just came in will add a little.

Even the latest version added the version from the time of the TCA awards. The protagonist suffered injustice at the TCA, and the judges had a disgusting face, with fists clenched at the corners of their mouths, smashing all the judges to pieces!

new version……

It is more free than the old version before, and there are more types of weapons, and the level is more random. The first level is completely random according to the wishes of the questionnaire...

When this version was just finished, Lao Mei sent people over to talk about the introduction...

Then, unexpectedly, such a version that simply vents anger entered Laomei in such a grandiose manner.

And "FUCK, YOU! ", is the English name of the old American version.

In China...

Maybe some illegal treatment is needed, but in Laomei, a legal paradise where guns can be carried.

This has nothing to do with it at all, but it is very eye-catching!

Before it went on sale, UC’s comments were filled with all kinds of positive reviews.

These are the feelings of UC members after getting the pre-purchase qualification and having tried the game.

Except for some saints who feel that this game is too violent and feel uncomfortable, other wow players think this game is simply cool!

From the birth of stand-alone games to the present...

Whether it is Huaxia or Laomei, there has never been such a free tour!

Although the characters in it are not exquisite, have some flaws, and are even more ugly, but every NPC character has its own plot, just like some pretentious novels, you will always find some cool points and a sense of substitution... …

and!

more importantly……

When many villains in the game are beaten, more plots will appear.

Or kneel down and beg for mercy, begging you to let him go, even when you point a gun at some people's foreheads, they will even sit on the ground, trembling and urinating...

Yes!

Just pissing out, in the picture, that bald, hateful big boss just made a shameful gesture...

Old America is a capitalist society.

The capitalists are happy, but the oppressed are not.

Those who are unhappy will always be in the majority, and when they come into contact with this game, they will instantly burst into excitement!

This is a...

You don't need to have any burden in reality, as long as you think of it in reality, you can do it in the game, and you don't have to bear any legal responsibility at all...

in reality……

You are obedient, you are the king, you can attack anyone except the mall, any store...

You can even grab their money and use it to buy various weapons in the mall!

There are all kinds of weapons in the mall...

Shovels, knives, steel pipes, baseball bats, guns...

besides!

etc……

"Tell me what's going on?"

"Why is the most expensive one a mobile phone?"

"The phone costs two hundred dollars?"

"More expensive than a gun?"

"What is the function of this phone?"

"..."

………………………

noon.

Rocky woke up from his sleep.

It is normal for a person like him to sleep until noon.

When he woke up, he got a call from Katie.

"Boss, we guessed wrong..."

"What?"

"The "Crazy Grass Mud Horse" we evaluated before is now "FUCK, YOU!", and the score is between 60 and 70, but the reality is that this game may be another one. A demigod..."

"..."

"Because the "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" we reviewed was not optimized, and the imported one was officially optimized by Cosmos Technology..."

"..."

"Although the screen has not been changed, the playability inside has increased a lot!"

"..."

When Rocky heard this...

Instantly woke up!

After waking up, I checked "FUCK, YOU! "Sales!

He discovered "FUCK, YOU! "The sales volume in the four hours from 8:00 am to 12:00 pm exceeded 20,000!

This small stand-alone game unexpectedly became a hit?

Although it was not as crazy as "Plants vs. Zombies" with more than 200,000 downloads a day, it still surprised him!

Not long after he woke up, he received a cross-border call from Huaxia.

"Hello?"

"Mr. Lodge?"

"Hello, you are……"

"I am Zhang Yang!"

"Oh, Boss Zhang, hello..."

"I've seen "FUCK, YOU!" in Laomei's data. Mr. Rocky, I think the game "FUCK, YOU!" can be made into a game for all."

"What's the meaning?"

"Let many people participate in the follow-up development of the game. The game can be upgraded in the future. We can even make this game an online game. Your UC department will provide ideas, and our universe technology will provide free game upgrades. Serve……"

"How about online games?"

"A character fighting online game! We can sell virtual currency online..."

"oh?"

"We can call this game "City of Violence" in the future!"

"..."

After chatting with Zhang Yang on the phone, he was unconsciously shocked by the young man's thoughts.

Then...

He agreed!

He admired the young man's unconstrained ideas.

"FUCK, YOU! ", this game may not be able to make a breakthrough in China, but in the free atmosphere of the old American market.

Maybe an explosive breakthrough?

He suddenly looked forward to the future!