Why Can’t I Play Games

"News: iPhone 3 mobile phone sales exceeded 600,000 units within 3 days of its first release!"

"Global aggression: Apple 3 mobile phone ushers in its smart era!"

"Apple's 3 series mobile phones log in to the R book and encounter a queuing rush. China Mainland still has to wait..."

"Apple CEO Joe Roy: The future is an era of smartphones..."

"..."

"..."

December 29.

Apple's horror sales swept 22 countries around the world!

When everyone saw the terrifying sales of 600,000 in three days, they all gasped.

Even many senior executives of Nokia were shocked by this astonishing data.

They feel great pressure!

They seemed to see a tiger with blood-red eyes, staring greedily at them, trying to pounce on it at any time.

All high-level executives held an emergency meeting that lasted four hours.

After the meeting, they finally came to a conclusion that while stepping up the upgrade of Symbian system, they should also seize the trend of smart phones and deal with the next explosion of mobile phones!

certainly!

Still others noticed Apple's glorious "Phelps" phone.

Almost at the same time, the "Phelps" mobile phone also announced its own sales volume like a candy that cannot be thrown away after the sales volume of the Apple mobile phone was announced.

However, this title makes people want to beat people!

"It's a pity that Phelps' mobile phone lost: the sales volume in the United States in three days only reached 30,000, which is far behind the 55,000 sales of Apple's mobile phone!"

"Tong Wei, CEO of Phelps: This is the second disastrous failure after the press conference. 3!"

"..."

After reading the data released by Phelps' official website, Nokia mobile phone realized that not only its international market has been impacted by Apple's mobile phone, but also its Chinese market is also being impacted by Phelps mobile phone!

this day……

Many international mobile phone companies were stunned by Zhang Yang's combination of punches.

Apple Technology's Joe Roy was also knocked dizzy!

Especially after the sales data of Lao Mei was announced, Joe Roy's face was livid with anger.

Although the sales volume of 600,000 is terrifying, if it was before, he might have brought people to a celebration party!

But!

Because of Zhang Yang's intrusion, the entire market has been disrupted.

All the money has been earned by the operator!

They don't have much profit at all, not even half of what they used to...

Why?

The research and development cost of the Apple mobile phone itself is many times more expensive than the "Phelps" mobile phone!

Your Phelps mobile phone is equipped with a system. Although the appearance looks good, the other parts are assembled from various imitations. Even when you get a Phelps mobile phone, you take it apart and take a closer look. Look, 80% of the things are imitation of their former Apple 1 generation, and the remaining 20% ​​are the so-called upgrades...

When Joe Roy saw this disgusting thing, he was about to vomit blood!

When he saw another news that Zhang Yang announced that the next update of the Android system would be equipped with a mobile assistant, Joe Roy was angry and didn't know what to do.

Desperate to kill!

do not know why……

He always has a feeling of Zhang Yang staring at him, desperately trying to squeeze the wool!

Even, I don't know if it is an illusion.

It always felt like a pair of eyes were staring at him, which made him feel uncomfortable.

……………………

Earth Technology.

December 29 at noon.

Ding Ziguang had an extra "Phelps" mobile phone in his hand, and was playing a game of "Crazy Pipe Bird" on the mobile phone.

This game seems to have a magical power, it seems ordinary, but when you actually play it, you can't control it!

Although the manipulation is simple, this little bird is always in a state of being out of balance, and humans will subconsciously have a sense of anxiety about things that are out of balance and will lose control at any time, and unconsciously hope that it can be stabilized, similar to obsessive-compulsive disorder, And "Crazy Pipe Bird" hints all the time, be careful of the next gap, and now the bird is teetering...

Of course, this is not the main thing, the main thing is a kind of cognitive dissonance!

"This game is so simple, and the speed is not fast, I will definitely get a high score..."

"Fuck, what's going on, how did I die? Just pay attention at that time!"

"Get a high score, break the record, continue..."

"Oh, I failed halfway, pay more attention, break through the points, and see how many points other people have played. Fuck, are they so high? Why are they so awesome? I think I can do it too!"

"..."

I have to admit!

When Ding Ziguang was playing this game, he really felt this way.

After thinking about it carefully, he found that this game mobilized the obsessive-compulsive disorder in many people's hearts, and it controlled the player's psychology everywhere!

Ding Ziguang only felt amazed!

"Tell me, where did this guy get his idea?"

"Such a genius game, and such a simple operation, why didn't we think of it?"

"I really want to pry open my brain and see what is in this guy's brain..."

"..."

When he rationally forced himself to put down his phone and watched "Crazy Pipe Bird" again, Ding Ziguang's eyes were full of disbelief.

What the hell is going on with Zhang Yang!

Why, after many meetings with our team, we are constantly pondering the gameplay and improvement, and this guy, why do these game ideas come out again and again without money?

Then!

Ding Ziguang downloaded the second mobile game under "Universe Platform".

The second mobile game is called "Lianliankan".

The first time you click into the game, a line of words appears on the game interface!

"Welcome to the world of "Lianliankan" in the universe world!"

"You...will compete with players from all over the world to be the ultimate champion of Cosmic Technology's "Lianliankan" S2 season!"

"We will prepare a big gift for the champion!"

"are you ready?"

"..."

"..."

After this line of writing was over, it slowly jumped out of the "Lianliankan" game interface.

Zhang Yang, what kind of stunt is he playing again!

Ding Ziguang shook his head...

Then, into the game.

This is a game that tests your eyesight and reaction speed.

You have to click the same patterns to eliminate them together within a specific time!

Although the time is basically 30 seconds, as the level gets higher and higher, the difficulty of the game is corresponding, and you will get higher and higher!

After Ding Ziguang played for a while, he found that this game is still very good!

The concept of the game is basically the same as "Crazy Pipe Bird", which activates the obsessive-compulsive disorder deep in the heart and the reward mechanism in the head.

In the midst of staged success, people can't stop!

Ding Ziguang was paralyzed!

Then...

Ding Ziguang saw the third game.

The name of the third game is "Crazy Mario"...

Compared with the previous two games, this game is obviously much more difficult!

wrong……

Not only is it much more difficult!

After playing for about half an hour, Ding Ziguang did not pass the first level.

He even doubted his own IQ.

In this game, many things are deceiving...

For example, "mushrooms" that can be eaten at a glance

but……

As soon as you eat the mushroom, your character is poisoned to death.

There are some places on the edge of the steps that seem to be able to stand. Once you fall, you jump up again, and suddenly you hit a brick, and then jump all the way, all the way up...

In the end, it was like going to jail, and I couldn't get out!

"this……"

"Can this game still be so difficult?"

"..."

After experiencing all kinds of failures, Ding Ziguang stared at the screen stupidly, feeling like a fool!

an afternoon!

Ding Ziguang spent all his time in the game of "Cosmic Technology"!

Wait until the evening...

When Ding Ziguang was about to put down his phone, he suddenly saw a message from Cosmic Technology's mall that there was a game update!

"I really don't believe it!"

"Zhang Yang said that a game can be updated every two days, I really don't believe it!"

"..."

Ding Ziguang stared at this game subconsciously.

Then...

Looking at this introduction called "Mountain Simulator"...

"This is a product that makes you feel Buddha nature!"

"This is a game that allows you to truly understand life and meditation!"

"If you have a high understanding, you can even rely on this game to become a Buddha!"

"..."

so exaggerated?

After seeing becoming a Buddha, Ding Ziguang was stunned.

He has been making games for so many years, and he never dared to boast that playing a game can make you a Buddha.

What's in it?

In the midst of eating and experiencing games!

Ding Ziguang finally made a decision...

Then...

Clicked in for the first time.

Then, he saw a cloud-shrouded mountain range appear on the screen...

He watched for a long time.

Then, the game doesn't jump to the next screen.

The only thing displayed is the time on the game, and Ding Ziguang noticed that the time in the game is exactly the same as the real time.

He stared at it for about ten minutes!

No response, no response at all...

He feels strange!

How can it be?

Is there some mystery in this game?

He clicked the game interface subconsciously, no matter how he clicked, the game still didn't respond.

His eyes are demented, and he doesn't believe in evil!

………………………

In the dead of night.

Zhang Yang is inspecting the mobile game department.

Halfway through the tour, his phone rang.

"Publicity!"

"Huh? You are..."

"I am Ding Ziguang of Dadi Technology!"

"Ah, Mr. Ding, hello..."

"Zhang Yang, what do you mean by "Mountain Simulator"?"

"Huh? Are you playing this game?"

"right!"

"This game is for you to simulate a mountain!"

"Then what?"

"And then it's gone... just simulate a mountain!"

"Huh? Nothing else?"

"It's gone, what is the mountain in reality, what is the mountain in the game..."

"You said becoming a Buddha is..."

"All year round, as long as you can stare at this mountain for a year, will you not become a Buddha?"

"Slap!"

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Yang seemed to hear the sound of something falling to the ground.

Then...

The phone beeped.

"Mr. Zhang, it's not good for us to play these games!"

"Cough, cough, try multiple fields. By the way, how is the development of "Life Simulator" that I asked you to develop?"

"Are we really going to implant the thief to emulate this role?"

"yes."

"Anyone impersonate a thief?"

"Should there be?"

"..."

(Thank you for the reward from the leader of Fried Daikin, um, by the way, I would like to recommend this "This Director is Very Reliable", um, you can watch it if you like entertainment)