Why Can’t I Play Games

morning.

Peter had a blast playing Homeless Simulator.

The sense of urgency of this game is indeed stronger than that of "Thief Simulator", and the difficulty seems to be higher. "Thief Simulator" is worried about being arrested by the FBI, while "Homeless Simulator" not only has to worry about being starved To die, but also to worry about being deported by the FBI and being patronized by thieves...

Not to mention the competition among peers, if you run too slowly, you won’t be able to find any leftovers in the trash...

Even more exaggerated!

Damn it, the shit-eating president of Durian Technology, Fei Rivers, lost his things, and ran over viciously with a broom to scold him and drive him out of the city.

FUCK!

The things you lost were stolen by thieves, not us homeless, okay?

We just want to order food!

Is it bothering you?

Such an inhuman cheating "Homeless Simulator" made Peter vomit blood!

"Wait, isn't it me that the thief stole the egg?"

"..."

Game of Darkness.

Peter stared closely at a detailed animation passing by.

He saw a sneaky guy sneak into the Durian Building after stealing the street lamp, and when he came out carrying a window, Peter was shocked.

Then!

Subconsciously, Peter turned on the computer and opened the video he had recorded on the video website!

He suddenly realized that the detailed animation on the phone screen overlapped 70% with the trajectory of stealing durian technology in his video, as if it was something that was being done in a parallel time and space.

Then, a few minutes later, he saw the thief driving away in a stolen car, and then the president of Durian Technology, Phil Rivers, ran out again and yelled at the night.

At the same time, Peter subconsciously switched the screen a little bit, and he saw a few security guards with their upper bodies bare and stomping under the dim light not far away!

this moment……

He had an indescribably strange feeling.

He felt that virtual reality and reality were alternating, which once made him feel like he had traveled into the game world.

"So, don't tell me, that thief will also steal the entire durian technology just like in my video?"

(Reminder: Insufficient sleep will slow down the recovery of Qi and blood, and the mobility will weaken tomorrow. It is recommended to go to sleep.)

Just when Peter was in a daze, he saw the system prompting him like this.

Sleep also affects the return of blood?

Peter shrugged.

Then...

He manipulated the character into sleep...

Time flies in the game.

When the time in the game came to the early morning of the next day, Peter saw a prompt pop up in the system again.

(I was patronized by thieves when I was sleeping last night, and all my clothes were stolen. The weather is too cold, and I need to go to the trash can to find my clothes within five minutes...)

(Tip 1: If there is no clothes in the trash can, the character will freeze to death, please pray...)

(Tip 2: Try to choose a garbage dump as your sleeping place.)

Peter stared at the prompt.

After controlling the character for a long time without finding suitable clothes, he saw the blood bars on his body gradually change from red to purple, and then continued to flow at three or four times the usual speed.

Then he controlled the character and ran to the next trash can to rummage.

turn over turn over...

He finally found a coat that looked very warm in the trash can!

He almost jumped up in excitement.

At this moment, as the screen began to simulate gradually, the damn system came to prompt again!

(The blood bar is already unhealthy, and the character will have dizziness and hallucinations. Tip: Some of the things seen in the hallucinations are real, and some are fake. To confirm, you need to see whether the things found in the trash can suppress the blood amount of time passed...)

After seeing this reminder, he put on his overcoat, not only did he not feel the acceleration of the blood flow, but the blood flow accelerated again, to a very dangerous level.

While the character is moving slowly, the screen will be blurry for a while and clear for a while.

When it is clear, there are hamburgers and clothes everywhere, but after picking it up, it is useless.

(Hint: the character has a high fever, and the hallucinations are more serious.)

Peter almost scolded his mother!

Is this game on hell-level difficulty?

Is this going to die?

Depend on!

"Peng!"

Just as Peter was moving the character around, the system prompt should come again.

(Hint: You walked onto the road and were hit by a car, unfortunately, the game is over!)

Peter took a deep breath and stared at the motionless corpse lying on the side of the road on the phone screen.

"This fucking game!"

"Let's play for fools!"

"FUCK!"

"It's okay to seek abuse, isn't this sick?"

"I don't play anymore!"

Peter fell into agitation again and threw the phone on the bed.

But then, gritted his teeth and ran over again.

on him!

This "true fragrance law" is really vividly interpreted by him.

……………………………

"After "Thief Simulator", Cosmic Technology has released a mobile game "Homeless Simulator" again!"

""Homeless Simulator" is more difficult than "Thief Simulator", and the reality is more bloody. You need to survive under various difficulties..."

"The ending of the game seems to be to let you get rid of your identity as a tramp and become a normal person again..."

"However, the difficulty is too high!"

"You are begging, but you may not be able to beg, and even if you beg, you may not be able to save money..."

"Because there are thieves in this world!"

"I don't know if you have noticed, "Thief Simulator" and "Homeless Man Simulator" are products of different characters in the same time and space. The more detailed point is that as long as you have played "Thief Simulator", then you are in "Thief Simulator" Some character judgments of the thief in Thief Simulator will appear in "Homeless Man Simulator", this is like an easter egg..."

"In addition, all aspects of the scene of "Homeless Simulator" pay tribute to the previous games of Cosmos Technology, "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" and "Violent Locomotive". Many scenes and many NPCs in it are exactly the same..."

"Of course, homeless people and them have intersections. For example, some motorcycles driving at high speed on the road will cause fatal injuries to homeless people..."

"If this is a role-playing game, then I think the strategy of this game seems to be stronger..."

"In addition, I want to say it again, this simulator is really bloody, and people can't help but think of those vulnerable groups living in the marginal world..."

"..."

"..."

January 11.

Yanjing had a rare heavy snowfall.

The heavy snow caused the entire land to enter the white world first.

Xu Hailong, head of the game department of Shengteng Technology, posted a social blog and wrote a rare praise article for "Homeless Simulator".

Yesterday, when "Homeless Simulator" was first released, he also downloaded it and played it once.

Life cannot be restarted once.

However, the series of simulators that Zhang Yang has made recently is to give you a chance to do it all over again!

In a sense, "Homeless Simulator" allows you to experience the life of a homeless person and satisfy the curiosity of some people.

For Xu Hailong, "Homeless Simulator" is more like a survival strategy game that challenges himself in terms of thinking and details.

In this world full of thieves!

He needs to arrange his time reasonably, not only to satisfy his rest time, but also to ensure that during the rest time, thieves will not come and steal all his things. Continue to beg during the day and find the next resting place.

In fact...

Xu Hailong himself didn't know how to play all night.

He only knew that after he entered the game, while exploring, he died because of the exploration, and the next day would be dawn.

Until the sun was shining outside, reflecting the pure white snow, Xu Hailong was still desperately staring at the phone screen in a daze.

This game inspired his competitive spirit!

Yes!

The game is so cruel, but he wants to beat the game on this hell difficulty!

After writing articles in the blog, he came to Shengteng Technology.

Many employees of Shengteng Technology have asked for leave to go home for the New Year.

The huge place looks a little empty.

He came to the office and made himself a cup of tea.

Before I started drinking, I heard a knock on the office door.

Not long after.

Assistant An Qi walked in with a tall Northeast man carrying a bundle of pork.

"President Xu..."

"Mr. Wu, haha, what wind brought you here..."

"Haha, Mr. Xu, Happy New Year..."

"Ha, it's Chinese New Year, the Spring Festival is almost..."

"An early New Year's greetings."

"Ha ha."

Wu Zhuang came here to talk to him about the follow-up development of "Q Dog Speed".

After seeing Wu Zhuang, Xu Hailong couldn't help feeling a bit complicated.

He once thought about suppressing these people, and also thought about strangling them to death in the cradle...

But later, it was discovered that these were all jokes.

In just half a year...

This group of immature youths actually set off a bloody storm in the Chinese game circle under various conditions that were not conducive to them!

Suppression cannot be suppressed, and it cannot be stopped!

It is really hard to imagine how terrifying their future will be.

During the chat, Xu Hailong heard some arrangements of Universe Technology.

"By the way...why I can't figure out some of your boss Zhang's operations? I heard that these days, you've been involved in several entertainment companies in China and some record companies abroad?"

"yes……"

"What the hell are you guys going to do? Are you going into the record business?"

"Haha, Mr. Xu, this is a commercial secret. You will know it in two months."

"Oh fine."

"Mr. Xu, let's talk about the division of "Q Dog Speed"?"

"Okay! Wait... Your music, shouldn't it be used in "Q Dog Speed"?" When Xu Hailong thought of this, he was taken aback.

"Hey, keep it secret." Wu Zhuang smiled naively.

"..." Seeing Wu Zhuang's expression, Xu Hailong was even more confused.

Four hours later.

When the rough contract was finalized, Wu Zhuang got up and left.

Not long after Wu Zhuang left...

Xu Hailong received another piece of news that stunned him!

"What?"

"Zhang Yang went to Tiangou online shopping in Hangzhou to discuss cooperation?"

"He's just a game player, so why go to an online shopping site to talk about cooperation?"

"..."

Xu Hailong couldn't figure it out!