Why Can’t I Play Games

Half a month ago.

Zhang Yang is still an unknown little person.

Half a month later.

His game "Desert Bicycle" has become a standard stand-alone game in major Internet cafes.

Even if you haven't played it, as long as you have access to the Internet and play games, you have basically heard of "Desert Bike", and at the same time heard the news of many people withdrawing cash.

All Night God opened the official website of "Universe Technology".

Then...

He saw the photo of Ge Yumiao holding the trophy, which was still hanging on the official website.

He is a little envious.

Like him, Ge Dashen used to be one of the top three Internet baddies in Xingxing Internet Cafe. Everyone lived a life of darkness and was hated by the secular world.

And now!

Ge Dashen not only got the bonus, but also got a job.

Every time I come to the Internet cafe, I always look like a dog, and I don’t even smoke five yuan, but Baisha, which costs ten yuan.

Especially those white teeth...

Qian Cai remembered that Ge Dashen's teeth were always sallow and sallow before he became famous, and he didn't brush his teeth for dozens of days...

And now...

This guy is definitely going to have his teeth cleaned!

These thorns deeply hurt Qian Cai's heart.

He felt that Ge Dashen had betrayed their beliefs.

"Write something to vent to people who are unhappy with you?"

"There are too many people who make me unhappy..."

"..."

Internet cafe.

There was a lot of voices.

Only then did Qian click on the "Cosmos Technology" official website, the solicitation portal for new games.

At this moment, he felt that he was full of hostility.

After taking another look at the bonus, he tapped the keyboard immediately.

"The people in the library who don't listen to dissuasion and still take care of themselves and make noise..."

"While queuing, I suddenly jumped in line..."

"On the bus, I leaned back on the seat, and didn't care about the people behind me. I tried to dissuade you many times but it didn't work..."

"There are also people in Internet cafes who often blow cigarettes at people intentionally or unintentionally!"

"..."

Qian Cai wrote four or five small scripts about life in one breath. After finishing writing, he felt that the hostility in his heart eased a lot, and then uploaded all these small scripts to the official website.

in life……

There seems to be absolutely nothing you can do about meeting someone like this.

but!

In the game world, you can do whatever you want!

this moment!

Qian Cai suddenly wanted to see what he wrote, turned it into a small plot of the game, and then beat these people up!

Thinking of it this way, he was so excited!

Not long after I finished writing...

The "Universe Science and Technology" official began to reply to him as soon as possible.

"Thank you for your participation, please look forward to the follow-up adaptation, if you are creative, please continue to contribute, more votes and more hits, many awards are waiting for you!"

"..."

…………………………………

"How did you come up with this plan!"

"Why……"

"Are you a pig's brain? The plan you made all night is like this?"

"..."

Mingxuan decoration.

In the manager's office.

Xu Yin, who had just started working, heard a burst of scolding from the leader.

He was both angry and wronged.

What are you angry about?

According to the request of the leader, he has changed this plan more than a dozen times!

Basically overnight.

However, the leaders are not satisfied no matter how they change.

What are you wronged?

The grievance is that the leader’s request is ambiguous, one moment is like this, and the other is like that, it’s a fucking embarrassment, he mustered up the courage to find an accurate request, but the leader responded with “You can’t do this well. Ask me? Why should I recruit you!"

Xu Yin returned to his seat...

After thinking of the leader's stinky face, he wished he could slam the plan on the leader's face...

This is so fucking bullying!

However, he didn't dare in the end. After all, in a place like Yanjing where every inch of land is precious, if he loses his job, it will be difficult to survive.

Late at night.

After the leader left, he inadvertently saw the "Game Ideas Call" advertisement on the Internet.

Like a demon, he opened the door and crackled something on it.

After typing, he felt that it was not enough, so he described the leader's appearance in great detail!

After the description, I uploaded the notebook as soon as possible!

His mood improved a lot in an instant, and he didn't care about anything anymore.

When it was more than ten o'clock on the Internet, he saw a small pop-up window appear on the official website...

Then...

A Q dog chat button appeared...

He opened subconsciously.

Not long after, a customer service popped up.

"Hello... Congratulations, your idea has been selected after discussion..."

Seeing this scene, he was instantly shocked!

Fuck!

real or fake?

He subconsciously added the Q dog account of the customer service, and then, in a burst of excitement and longing, he made a further description.

……………………………

Thousands of posts.

The attention of "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" is growing savagely.

From one or two thousand at the beginning, to ten thousand later, and two days later, the attention has exceeded 50,000, and there is a faint trend of surpassing "Desert Bicycle"...

Post bar.

Various script ideas emerge in endlessly. Many people who complained in life seem to have found an outlet. They poured into the post bar and started to swear all kinds of mothers!

When Zhang Yang saw all kinds of hostility in the post bar, his eyes were wide open.

Conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, conflicts between teachers and students, conflicts between leaders and migrant workers, conflicts in public places...

Countless short stories made up of contradictions almost blow up the entire post bar.

What makes Zhang Yang even more demented is...

He actually saw the conflict between the son-in-law and the son-in-law!

That's right, you guessed it right, a netizen called, I'm Qian Cai, actually wrote a story similar to the beginning of the son-in-law article...

"For three years as a son-in-law, I have suffered all kinds of humiliation, being looked down upon by the woman in various ways, and even beaten and scolded..."

Seeing this, Zhang Yang's eyes widened.

He seems to have returned to the original world in 2021, novel advertisements on various video software!

Later, he clicked on the interface of the netizen "I am Qiancai", and found that this netizen had taken refuge in more than a dozen small scripts full of hostility at one time.

This guy has a good writing skills, each one can make people spit out old blood!

"This guy is a talent!"

"Need to be recruited!"

"..."

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang narrowed his eyes.

After reading the post bar, Zhang Yang browsed the download price of "Desert Bicycle" again.

The overall download volume has exceeded thirty-nine.

but.

The download volume has indeed slowed down a lot.

After the grand prize ended, except for the rewards for completing all the hidden levels, which were still pending because someone gave up, other cash rewards had actually stopped.

This game itself is mainly marketing, and it loses the stimulation of money. After the novelty of the game itself has passed, it actually plays like that.

Zhang Yang took another look at other similar games on the market.

There are also downloads, but overall it is really bleak.

Many people are also learning Zhang Yang's similar marketing methods...

But I don’t know if it’s because of luck or some other reason. These games are at most small profits, but they can’t make it into the "stand-alone game rankings". Some people have a lot of downloads, but it seems...

Zhang Yang took a look.

These games seem to be losing money...

After turning off the computer, Zhang Yang walked out of the office.

After leaving the office, he saw a group of people clacking and typing on the keyboard outside the hall.

Since the "Desert Bike" became popular...

Those Zhao Hang students who had been pulled over to visit all joined the team one after another.

The first game they are facing now is "Crazy Grass and Mud Horse".

But even if they all joined, the entire team would only have seven or eight people.

Zhang Yang played a bigger game this time...

The opinions of many players have overwhelmed the official website and post bars.

Obviously, their manpower is still not enough.

"boss Zhang……"

"We really don't have time to reply..."

"Yes, Mr. Zhang, we are now like a family workshop, and all kinds of information have crowded my head!"

"Mr. Zhang, can you get some more people?"

"..."

When Zhang Yang heard that Zhao Hang was excited, he stood up helplessly.

The excitement is that this game has not yet been born, and the enthusiasm of the players has exploded.

When the game is actually released, it will definitely be a hit.

Unfortunately...

They didn't have time to deal with all the players rushing over.

He is in charge of art textures, and he has joined the ranks of replying players at this moment.

and……

Zhong Chongwen?

Zhong Chongwen kept typing various maintenance codes...

The server of their official website was crushed again!

"Be patient for now!"

"Just get through this time..."

"I'll come with you! Today, Red Bull or something, that's enough!"

"..."

Zhang Yang found a computer and sat down, continued to put on the head portrait of "Miss Sister", and joined in the busyness.

Not long after, his phone rang.

He walks back into the office.

"Is it the owner of Kaidi electric car?"

"Haha, hello, boss Zhang... I haven't forgotten, I bought an electric car next door to you a few days ago..."

"Have you seen the popularity of our games? Want to cooperate with us? Hope we don't go to the next door to buy?"

"Okay, good cooperation, you ask if I have a cooperation plan?"

"Haha, you are asking the right person..."

"..."

Just after talking...

His phone rang again.

His eyes lit up when he saw the phone call!

"Hi, hello..."

"..."

Half an hour later.

Zhang Yang came out of the office.

"Comrades, stop!"

"New comrades, after careful consideration, I feel that you will have a hard time in the future, and it will not be easy to commute to get off work every day..."

"That's it! Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I will give an electric car to all comrades who don't have electric cars! Those comrades who have given electric cars will upgrade their electric cars again, add helmets and rain capes, and add a battery. Yes, when you report a size to me, I will match each of you with a suit. From now on, everyone will be a person of status, with a straight back, and speak harder to me!"

"By the way, there is also the company's internal mobile phone project that is being considered for purchase. By then, everyone will have a mobile phone with a color screen to use, a mobile phone that can take pictures and listen to music..."

"..."

After hearing a burst of excited applause and cheers in the hall...

Zhang Yang smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Zhao Hang, Zhong Chongwen and others hesitated for a while...

Thinking of the scene where everyone was riding electric bikes and shouting loudspeakers, I suddenly felt a little awkward.

"Mr. Zhang, since it's welfare, then the speaker..." Ge Yumiao took a deep breath.

"That's right, I forgot if you didn't remind me, why don't you upgrade your speakers and install another one..."

"Mr. Zhang, I always have a feeling that we are walking through the streets and alleys, collecting scrap copper and rotten iron. We are playing games, so it is necessary to be like this in reality... Cough, cough, it is easy to die... "

"..."

"..."