Why Can’t I Play Games
Chapter 39 This game is crazy (Part 1)
People live in this world.
There are more or less people who dare not speak out.
Many times, you grit your teeth, you even want to take off your trousers and pull out your belt, and slap someone in the face so hard that he will kneel on the ground and cry for his father and mother, admitting that he is a little beast!
but……
In reality, you have to grovel to him, like a grandson who has to worry about losing his job all the time.
adult world.
Really not much is easy.
Sun Qi...
Just such a person.
He is a wage earner in a building materials industry in Shanghai.
Every day I run the business exhaustingly, pleasing customers and making me look like my grandson. Although I am diligent and diligent when I return to the company, I still have to face the unreasonable scolding by the bald boss who is often in a bad mood.
Often as long as you make some small mistakes, you will be scolded like your grandson.
"If you don't want to do it, don't do it. If the company leaves, everyone will transfer!"
After Spit Xingzi finished scolding, he often left this sentence at the end.
Already, many young people couldn't stand the boss who got angry for no reason, and left angrily.
Sun Qi would be very envious every time he saw them leave.
It's good to be young...
You can do anything without regard to the consequences.
If it had been more than ten years ago, he would probably have thrown the resignation report on the desk of the HR department, scolded him as a "grass mud horse", and then turned around and left.
And now?
He can't.
He is an immigrant who lives in Shanghai with his wife and children. He is living a tight life and relies on his own salary to support his family. As for buying a house, he is not even thinking about it. It is considered good if he can live a good life!
Every day he opens his eyes, there are rent, water and electricity bills, children's breakfast expenses, food and clothing, and interest classes...
It weighed him down.
Of course, he also thought about going back to the countryside.
However, he was unwilling to leave, and the education problems of rural children were indeed incomparable with those in the devil's capital. Even if he persisted, he had to persist.
However, he thinks so, but the child doesn't think so. The child will often cry and make a fuss, also has a mentality of comparison, and often complains why he is so incompetent...
Whenever in the dead of night, lighting a cigarette, Sun Qi always wondered what was the point of doing this.
Customers make things difficult, the boss often scolds, life is not easy...
Thinking about it, he always let out a long sigh.
I'm so aggrieved.
He used to be a high-spirited young man, and he also wanted to cross mountains and seas...
July 4th night.
He got a call from a friend.
A friend recommended a game to him, saying that this game is really decompressive and fun to play.
At that time, he felt that his friend was naive, and this is a paid game, so what's the point?
But in the end, I couldn't stand the recommendation of my friends, and finally boarded the official website, and spent five yuan cruelly to buy a game called "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse".
When he enters the game...
He is still complaining about this game, thinking that this game is too LOW, whether it is the picture or the shape, the quality is very average.
But the impact is really strong...
Playing some levels!
When playing until the protagonist rushes into an office...
His eyes widened!
"Look at others, and then look at you, what the hell are you doing!"
"Grass!"
"Who do you think you are!"
"If you don't want to do it, get out!"
"..."
"..."
He saw a bald horse in the shape of a human being, constantly cursing a stern horse in a suit.
All kinds of unpleasant voices came and went.
When he saw it, his blood surged up, and he controlled the protagonist of the game to rush up fiercely.
Can you still smash books here?
He was taken aback!
He pressed the X key, and saw the protagonist pick up the document on the ground, and smashed it hard on the bald leader's forehead...
This feeling of shock stimulated his nerves, and made him vent all the resentment he had accumulated for so many years, and he felt super relaxed.
Especially after finishing the leader's blood tank, seeing the expression of the leader kneeling on the ground begging for mercy...
He just felt refreshed to the extreme!
Then he manipulated the protagonist and kicked him away with one kick!
After kicking...
He let out a long breath, and all the pores of his body were relaxed!
"Grass mud horse!"
"Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse!"
"..."
This game is really awesome!
Later, he saw another scene in the office. In the other scene, it seemed that the boss of the company was facing all kinds of difficulties from Party A...
He doesn't know the other side at all.
His boss who often swears has reached this level at this very moment...
He started cursing and saying hello!
………………………
"Oh my god, this game is really easy to decompress!"
"Yeah, I broke up today and I was very depressed, but until I saw a scene of a mistress, I manipulated the protagonist to rush over and beat him up, this couple of dogs!"
"Me too, but what makes me feel good is beating up those mischievous brats, haha, I'm holding the belt and whipping violently, making them cry for their mother..."
"After I finished smoking, I met their parents. Their parents actually said that they were still a bunch of kids and tried to beat me. Can I bear it?"
"There are still brats scratching the car windows, and there are people stopping and blocking the road for no reason!"
"..."
"I met local hooligans in the third level, and those school bullies!"
"..."
In the "Crazy Flat Grass Mud Horse" post bar.
Countless screenshots are constantly being updated.
Netizens were very excited and kept posting their achievements and levels!
Let me tell you something!
This game is truly amazing.
Every one of his villains, every small boss and opponent, in life, you can always see or hear similar people...
There's always one of them that hits a nerve.
Leaders, brats, Party A review, local ruffians and bullies...
All kinds of people, although they all look like horses, they are made to be very distinctive, with grinning teeth and claws...
There are all kinds of features!
Not only is it unique, but the various props in the game are also very refreshing!
Belts, books, baseball bats, papers...
All kinds of props perfectly simulate the things that players want to do but dare not do!
Although they are all simple combos, they have a very strong sense of impact, and there are even some faint sound effects!
As the level progresses, the game's ability to attract hatred will increase, and the more people will get on top...
Even playing and playing, I played for hours unconsciously!
………………………
"This is my easter egg! My notebook easter egg, did you see that my screen name is actually written on the notebook, haha!"
"This scene was designed by me, and the fighting scene in Xingxing Internet Cafe was designed by me..."
"This is me, have you seen it? This stone is my screen name..."
"And my..."
"..."
The players are hilarious.
Netizens who participated in the designer are even more excited.
Not only did they get the money, but they could also see their easter eggs in the game!
They're crazy about selling this game, talk to everyone!
As the game sales exploded, their sense of accomplishment grew stronger and stronger!
They're staring at the game's download leaderboard!
They are very eager to see this small stand-alone game become a hit!
three thousand...
five thousand...
ten thousand!
twenty thousand...
These data are constantly updated.
They are so honored!
…………………………………
"People in this era are too depressed!"
"They want to vent, but they can't find a way to vent..."
"What is the meaning of a game? It is the sense of substitution in it, just like a novel..."
"What we are making is not a game, but an art of decompression..."
"We serve the people and provide channels for the public to decompress!"
"..."
After Zhang Yang saw that the downloads of this game exceeded 30,000 in just five hours, a smile appeared on his mouth.
Then...
He stared at the leaderboard.
His eyes suddenly became hot.
……………………………
Shengteng Network.
The stand-alone game "Human Killer" was released on the same day.
The person in charge, Chen Qiang, stared at the sales data of "Crazy Grass and Mud Horse"...
He couldn't even dream of it.
This stand-alone game has been killing the rankings continuously, step by step from the top twenty to the top ten, and then...
They are almost approaching their "Killer in the World"!
"What's the situation?"
"Is this game crazy?"
"..."
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