Why is my time traveling to the second dimension such a weird rule story?

At that moment, Gao Hai thought he saw a frightened cat.

Boom——

The next moment, there was a tremor coming from the billboard.

It was the violent sound of Goto Ichiri, who took off on the spot after being frightened, and directly crashed through a billboard more than three meters high behind him.

Interlude 3-36: The members of the "End Band" and the dead socially anxious girl

To be honest, although it was not the first time that he saw Goto Ichiri's powerful physique as a Red Moon-level player, looking at the damage caused by the girl in front of him, Gao Hai couldn't help but sigh in his heart that this development seemed like a comic plot, and he felt more and more that Xiao Boqi seemed to have some talent as a comedian.

However, the metal billboard that was hit probably wouldn't agree with Gao Hai's opinion.

The girl, who had half of her body stuck in the billboard and was punched through, was now panicking and kicking her legs randomly, trying to get rid of this restraint, but the result was just making her movements as funny as a salted fish flopping on a chopping board.

Gao Hai actually still wanted to help the other party, but as a Red Moon-level player, although Xiao Boqi's performance so far has been extremely embarrassing, his physical fitness is truly superhuman. Gao Hai doubted that even if he activated the power of the runaway blessing, he might be kicked away by her and unable to get up for a long time.

Of course, Gao Hai also has a better way to help the girl out of trouble than approaching.

"They seem to have heard your voice."

Gao Hai said to Goto Ichiri who was struggling in the billboard.

! ?

For a moment, when he saw the girl's legs tense instantly, Gao Hai felt as if he saw the bold "!?" punctuation mark appear next to her.

Then, accompanied by the tearing sound of the billboard being overwhelmed, the large metal billboard was forcibly broken, and Goto Ichiri, whose face was pale and trembling, was still stuck in the billboard. He rushed forward without looking back and disappeared at the end of the street in an instant.

Until this time, the sound from the bottom of the stairs on the other side of the street finally approached.

"Just now I seemed to hear a loud noise, like a car accident, how come there is nothing when I come up?"

"... No, the health soup billboard on the street is gone, it may have been moved."

"Hey, did a driver hit the billboard with his car and took it away directly? Is there any need to do this?"

"Maybe it was sold as scrap? If this is a feasible emergency measure, maybe in the future..."

"No, absolutely not, stop it, this is already a crime!"

Amid the slightly noisy voices of the girls, a short girl with long golden hair and a relatively tall girl with short blue hair had already walked up the stairs together and looked over here.

Their eyes did not stay on Gao Hai, but just looked around the street in confusion, and then quickly returned to the stairs.

As for Gao Hai, he had no intention of communicating with the two girls. Instead, he stood there for a while like a passerby, and observed the two girls, who were about 16 or 17 years old and in their prime, with the corner of his eye.

Of course, he knew who the two girls were, and knew their relationship with Goto Ichiri and Kita Ikuyo who was still wandering in the dungeon.

Ichichi Kouka.

Yamada Ryo.

In the game "Lonely Rock", the other two members of the high school girl band formed with Goto Ichiri and Kita Ikuyo.

Among them, Ichichi Kouka was a short girl with blonde hair and red eyes, 1.54 meters tall. She looked very slender. Although she was over 18 years old and had reached adulthood, she looked more like a girl in the first year of high school or even the third year of junior high school. By the way, Hongxia is a classic petite mother setting group in Japanese works. She is a very gentle girl who can pay attention to other people's emotional changes at any time and take care of them. She is also a cute girl who is good at housework and taking care of people. Therefore, she has the nicknames "Hongxia Mom" ​​and "Shimokitazawa Archangel" in the original work.

Such a gentle girl is the drummer in the band. Gao Hai feels that this seems to be inconsistent. Generally speaking, shouldn't the drummer position be more suitable for people with high passion? However, he knows nothing about music, which is just a little prejudice of Gao Hai.

As for another girl, Yamada Ryo, she is a tall girl with blue hair and yellow eyes, with a somewhat cold temperament. She is about the same age as Hongxia, but her height reaches 1.63 meters. In Japan, where petite is beautiful, she is a relatively large type, about the same height as Miko and Hayasaka. This girl is responsible for playing bass and singing backing vocals in the band. She is a gloomy weirdo with few friends, similar to Goto Ichiri, but she is not socially phobic. Instead, she is the kind of lonely weirdo who isolates herself and only interacts with people she is interested in.

Although he looks like a cold-faced paranoid, Yamada Ryo is actually very emotional, but he just doesn't show it on his face, so he can't be considered a Sanwu class character. By the way, although the family is very rich, due to his excessive spending on personal hobbies, Ryo in the original work had the experience of eating wild vegetables and weeds many times, and often asked people to borrow money and entertain guests. She has been borrowed money several times, so in a sense, this girl has a bit of a "disdainful" element.

All in all, both of them are beautiful girls with a score of over 90. Speaking of which, after I traveled to this world, men can’t say it, but I rarely see women with scores below 60 (50 represents the normal average, If it’s below 50, it’s considered ugly, if it’s above 50, it’s considered beautiful.) Should we say that this is the beauty of the second dimension?

Gao Hai secretly admired the looks of the two girls, and then he quickly realized that he had now met all four members of the "Ending Band". If he were in the game, he would probably have met them by now. It's time for an achievement to pop up.

Of course, he was just thinking about it in his heart for a while. Gao Hai had no intention of contacting them. Although they are all beautiful girls with beautiful appearance, each has its own shining point on the inside. They are not at the same level as those airborne soldiers in the third dimension, but they are ordinary people after all, and have not been exposed to the sacrifice game. People who are exposed to another side of the world. Based on the situation in which he was selected by the black watch, Gao Hai doubted that if he got too close to the two girls, they might be selected by the Red Moon level dungeon for some reason and get involved with strange things.

While they were thinking, the two girls had already entered the underground music hall run by Itachi Hongka's sister.

After Gao Hai stopped on the spot for a while, he turned around and prepared to leave.

Then he saw the [Ripe Mango] carton that appeared in front of him at some point. It was obviously no different from the last time he saw it, but it seemed to have a little more boldness in it. By the way, the middle part of this cardboard box is obviously severely deformed, as if someone had forced a billboard into the box.

He obviously ran away just now, but now he ran back again? And is this box so powerful that it won’t crack even after it’s transformed like this? !

Gao Hai felt that his concept of obsessions needed to be refreshed.

The cardboard box in front of me was trembling slightly.

Hidden in the box, Goto Ichiri himself naturally knew that he had been discovered by Gao Hai, and that he had come to a situation where he had to face one-on-one with a guy who had little contact and was almost a stranger.

Want to escape immediately.

Breathing has become disordered, and there seems to be something wrong with his heart.

Strong tension spread through the nerves and muscles, making the girl's head feel dizzy.

However, there is no escape.

She remembered very clearly that Gao Hai had established a close relationship with many JK girl players. It was very likely that the JK attribute was blessed with extremely high levels of XP in Gao Hai.

As for her two friends, even though they haven't interacted with each other for a while, they are still close friends after all. No matter Ryo or Hongxia, they are all young and beautiful female high school students, and they are within the hunting range of Gao Hai.

After joining the [Market], Ichiri Goto saw the methods used by Kogawaki to manage players in Tokyo, and he also saw many crazy things done by players who were twisted and crazy after participating in multiple instances. Although Gao Hai himself seemed normal and didn't seem to be on the same page as those people, the matter involved one of his few friends. Goto Ichiri really didn't dare to take risks, so he finally plucked up the courage to come back.

As a result, he found that the other party had no intention of talking to Hongxia and Liang, and he discovered him as soon as he came over. This man is so terrible. My blessing cannot take effect on him. There is no way to hide his whereabouts. What should I do, what should I do, what should I do? -

"that."

Gao Hai waved his hand and tried to initiate a conversation at this moment.

"Today, the weather is so nice today!"

The next moment was the sonorous and powerful voice of Ichiri Goto himself, somewhat in the style of a broadcast accent.

Gao Hai:?

"No, no, no, no, it's a precursor to dancing, no! It's a beautiful sunset, no! It's about life and the future, it's not, the cat on the street corner is so beautiful, it's that new game, it's the new album, it's not me Uh-huh, that one is not that one anyway, I uh... uh..."

Almost as soon as Gao Hai showed a confused expression, the girl seemed to have a program malfunction and uttered a series of strange words at a very fast speed, but the content was completely incomprehensible.

The cardboard box was like Michael Jackson taking a moonwalk. It quickly backed up in front of Gao Hai's eyes, and then hit the wall not far away with a "dong" sound. Then when he tried to turn around and escape, it was because there were so many billboards. The section of width that came out hit the traffic lights, then hit the benches on the roadside, and then hit the walls, trash cans and bus stop signs.

When Gao Hai had enough fun and, ahem, finally realized something was wrong and planned to step forward to help, Goto Kazuri, who had swept through half the street like a tornado, was already lying peacefully on the ground. Her upper body was still covered by the cardboard box, and she seemed to be sobbing softly. Her legs in sportswear sticking out from the cardboard box would twitch from time to time, making it difficult for Gao Hai to judge whether she had collapsed or not. about to die.

By the way, probably because it was wrapped in a cardboard box, the billboard on Goto Ichiri's body has not been completely smashed, so that one end of the cardboard box is against the ground, so that Goto Ichiri can't even fall to the ground completely.

Interlude 3-37: Little Pochi who likes to imagine and easily expands

Puff--

The straw pierces the thin paper of the mouthpiece and inserts into the juice, making a strange sound.

Gao Hai turned around and looked at Goto Ichiri, who was squatting in the corner, with his head drooping, and the whole person seemed to have lost his soul. After hesitating for a while, he handed over the juice in his hand.

At this moment, the maintenance personnel on the street were cursing and repairing the knocked-down billboards and road signs, and many people were gathering next to the knocked-down electric poles to take pictures.

Although the distance was relatively far, Gao Hai heard a few passers-by discussing that this kind of thing was not the first or second time, and it seemed that there had been many electric poles or road signs in the city that were damaged.

It shouldn't be all done by Xiao Boqi, right?

Thinking of this, Gao Hai turned his head and looked at the girl sitting in the alley. He found that she instinctively reached out to take the juice, and then continued to sit on the ground motionless, as if she had turned into a sculpture.

"Hey, come back to your senses, get out of class is over."

Gao Hai stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Goto Ichiri again.

"..."

No response.

The girl sat on the ground silently, without any reaction to Gao Hai's actions and voice.

"I said, don't think too much, I will help rescue your friend Kita Yuyo. After all, you have helped me several times, I am not an ungrateful person. I promised this matter, and I will definitely do my best to do it."

Gao Hai thought for a while, sat down next to Goto Ichiri, and continued to speak to her.

"..."

Goto Ichiri still didn't respond, just sitting on the ground motionless, just like a program that lost its response.

This... lost its soul?

Gao Hai scratched his head, not knowing what to do now.

After thinking for a while, he finished his glass of juice and handed the glass to Goto Ichiri.

The girl with a dull expression stretched out her other empty hand to take the glass, and then continued to sit there with a paper cup in each hand.

Although the consciousness has been frozen, does the body still have instinctive reactions?

Why does it always feel a little funny?

Gao Hai felt that his heart was beginning to stir.

Such a special and interesting girl, it is really hard for people not to have the idea of ​​teasing each other.

But, how to tease her better?

Some bad ideas spread in his heart, some harmless jokes, and some slightly worse jokes. Of course, Gao Hai would only think about the latter in his heart and would not really do it.

However, after such an idea appeared, the power of blessing captured the weak malice in Gao Hai's heart, so Goto Ichiri, who had a dull face just now, suddenly woke up and his eyes became alert in an instant.

Then she found herself sitting on the ground, holding two paper cups.

Hey, this is...

Carefully, Goto Ichiri turned around and glanced at Gao Hai who was sitting next to her.

Although Gao Hai was actually sitting relatively far away, about two meters away, Goto Ichiri still immediately felt a strong sense of oppression, and an extremely uncomfortable expression appeared on her face.

Then, she turned around again and looked at the juice in her hand. The girl's somewhat dull brain started to work again, and she roughly recalled how she fell to the ground, how she was pulled out of the cardboard box by Gao Hai and dragged to this alley, and how Gao Hai handed her two cups of juice and sat next to her with a playful look on his face, looking at her.

It's over!

It's so embarrassing, it can almost be said that the true face has been revealed, and he has been completely seen through!

Obviously, she wanted to ask him to rescue her friend before, and she even gave him all her information to show her goodwill, hoping to reach a cooperation. As a result, before the dungeon was even close, the other party saw such a shameful scene, which could be said to be a scene without any player's face. It is certain that in the eyes of the other party, I must have become a super unreliable player.

Goto Ichiri can already imagine such a scene.

[Mr. Xiaohe, I have a lot of opinions about your player list. How did you put a rubbish player like Goto in the list? Are you trying to frame me? ]

In the girl's mind, Gao Hai, who was wearing black sunglasses, a suit, and a big back hair, sat in the highest seat with an indifferent face, looking at Xiaohe Shu who was kneeling on the ground and said indifferently.

[I am very sorry, such a shameful player, I will immediately expel the team]

Xiaohe Shu also answered righteously, and quickly stood up and looked at Goto Ichiri who was kneeling on the side and was being stared at by countless players.

[Such a player who damages the market's face is really not allowed to stay, so Goto Ichiri will be sentenced to death directly! As for the crime, well, it would be too embarrassing for the players, so let it be.]

Everyone nodded in agreement, thinking that there was nothing wrong with this conclusion.

So Goto Ichiri, who had sentenced himself to death in his mind, showed a desperate expression, and the whole person seemed to turn into burnt ash, completely losing the vitality that was almost gone.

"..."

Takahashi, who was watching from the side, looked at the wonderful changes in the girl's expression on her face, and for a moment he didn't know what expression he should show.

What's going on with her...?

In the comics and animations, there is at least a God's perspective to show the audience the rich mental theater of Bochi, but now Takahashi has become an actor in the theater, so he has no way to guess what this little girl is thinking about.

However, with such a drastic change of emotions, it is estimated that there are a lot of things she is thinking about.

Takahashi thought about how to open the topic, but found that it seemed to be more difficult to communicate with Goto Ichiri than with Shinomiya Kaguya.

But soon, the expression of the pink-haired girl gradually recovered. She blinked, and her spirit returned to the real world, and then she stood up from the ground very nervously holding the juice, looking at Takahashi and opening her mouth to say something.