Why is the NPC Frightened By Me Again [Infinite Stream]
Vol 2 Chapter 389: be polite
Lin Huai glanced at Chu Tianshu, Chu Tianshu: "?"
"Actually, I want to try it a little bit." Lin Huai whispered in his ear.
Chu Tianshu: "Are you serious?"
"I'm not like you." Lin Huai raised an eyebrow and said, "Even if I eat my internal organs, I can still grow back..."
Chu Tianshu: "...Please consider the limit of my tolerance as your boyfriend, thank you."
As he said that, he covered Lin Huai's mouth with one hand, and smiled heartily at the fat man: "No need, eat it yourself!"
The fat man is still reluctant. The smile on Chu Tianshu's face became a little darker, and the corners of his mouth widened: "If you want to eat, why don't you give me this bowl in your hand? Huh? Let me taste it... …”
"...Your taste. Wouldn't it be sweet?"
Fat man: …
The sullen expression on the fat man's face cracked. Soon, he took the bowl and left silently.
Chu Tianshu said to Lin Huai: "Obviously, I discovered the real source of the Oden in his hand - the meat on his body. He was told by me that he broke the conspiracy and felt ashamed, so he left."
Lin Huaixu focused his eyes and said, "No, I just think he was perverted by your words. Even a ghost has the right and dignity not to be sexually harassed, thank you."
Chu Tianshu: "Is there?"
Lin Huai broke free from Chu Tianshu's arm, and finally gave up the idea of tasting it - to be honest, he was really curious about the taste of his internal organs.
...But for some reason, he was very worried about what Chu Tianshu said or did when he acted like this, so that he not only didn't want to be a human being, but also didn't want to be a ghost anymore.
After a few people finished consuming the Oden, they set off again. Fatty touched his stomach contentedly and sighed, "Sure enough, after eating, I feel full of energy, even my body feels lighter, and walking is not so strenuous..."
Aside from Lin Huai and Chu Tianshu, only the girl in the yellow skirt did not go to eat—she carried a piece of bread and a chocolate bar with her, so she was not as hungry as other NPCs. The girl in the yellow skirt smiled when she heard the words, and her eyes swept over the fat man's belly...
Then settled.
"Is your belly... thinner?" the girl in the yellow skirt asked in confusion.
"Is there?" Fatty didn't care, "Maybe I'm wearing less clothes today."
The originally bulging belly was indeed much flatter now, but Fatty himself was unaware of it. Several people continued to walk in the town, Chu Tianshu was still thinking about the content of the DV player. He kept replaying the images he had just taken next to the stall, and the final video was frozen on the fat man's chewing mouth.
Lin Huai walked beside him with a look of nothing to do and yawning. Finally, Chu Tianshu's shoulder was bumped by Lin Huai. Chu Tianshu raised his eyes and saw Lin Huai shrugged at him, "They stopped."
Where they stopped was in front of the public bath.
"Red lanterns are for people's baths, white lanterns are for ghosts..." The girl in the red dress looked at the slightly gloomy, unattended bathing place not far away, and suddenly muttered, "Is this a bathing place for people? "
At the entrance of the bath, two red lanterns were shaking unhurriedly.
"Let's go, stay away from it." The girl in the blue dress whispered, "Those two red lanterns... look weird."
She was right. Under the already gloomy sky, the two red lanterns looked like a pair of bright red eyes. The girl in the red dress hesitated for a moment, then followed the crowd back. But at this time, Chu Tianshu stepped forward and knocked on the door of the bathing place.
"Anyone?" he yelled inside. "Is anyone inside now?"
He shouted for a long time, until several NPCs started to stop him. The old man was even more anxious: "Don't waste time here, let's hurry up..."
"Cough, cough, cough."
Finally came the old man's voice.
The old man stooped, but before reaching the curtain, he never lifted the curtain that separated him from Chu Tianshu. He coughed and said in a hoarse voice, "What's the matter..."
Before he finished speaking, Chu Tianshu quickly put the camera into the curtain and slapped him in the face!
Old man: ? ?
"It's nothing!" Chu Tianshu shook the DV player inside, took it back quickly, and said cheerfully, "We want to go into the bath to visit..."
"What a joke!" the old man said angrily, "You can't bring a DV player into the bath!"
"What are you thinking, Grandpa! Of course we won't take pictures secretly - by the way, who are you, Grandpa?"
"I'm the administrator in charge of draining and draining the bathtub. If you keep doing this, I'll call someone here!"
"Ah, the manager? Is it the one who fills the bathtub with water for two hours a day and seven hours after draining the water?"
The whole question was messed up by Chu Tianshu, and several people were stunned. In the end, the old man ended the conversation with an angry "How can there be a bath that is open during the day? Come back at night!".
The old man limped back to the bath on crutches. Chu Tianshu actually just stood outside without opening the curtain to catch up.
Compared with the rage just now, his gentlemanly demeanor was beyond Lin Huai's imagination.
Chu Tianshu stood there, watching the video recorded on the DV player thoughtfully. It was not until the good old man had the courage to come and pat him on the shoulder, Chu Tianshu walked towards the crowd.
"What did you photograph?" While several NPCs gathered and watched the two of them whisper in fear, Lin Huai took advantage of the space where no one dared to disturb them, and asked.
"The bathing place." Chu Tianshu said, "a clean bathing place, and a kind old grandfather who has no brains or intestines exposed, his expression is amiable, and he has no internal organs or bones exposed..."
"...It turns out that as long as there are no bones and internal organs exposed, it is a kind face." Lin Huaixu said, looking at the angry and twisted old man who appeared in the DV machine.
"He asked us to come back at night, then come back at night." Chu Tianshu shrugged.
"Come back tonight?"
The voice of the girl in the yellow skirt sounded beside the two of them, and she seemed to be sent by several other people to negotiate with them. But after hearing Chu Tianshu's words, the girl in the yellow skirt was still taken aback: "Why come over at night?"
"Because he said that the bathing place is only open at night." Chu Tianshu said naturally.
Yellow skirt girl: ? ?
"Such a terrifying bathing place..." The girl in the yellow skirt hesitated, and finally said, "Is there any need to come here again?"
"Because the bath is a place to wash away dirt, isn't it?" Chu Tianshu said, "About the 'positive' character on your body..."
He pointed to his waist and said, "Although soap, shower gel or dishwashing liquid can't wash off the handwriting on the body - of course, the curse from the small town is not so easy to lift. But have you considered it? ...If you want to wash off the curse on your body, you must come to the town's bath?"
The girl in the yellow skirt was stunned for a while, and soon her eyes flashed with excitement. She said: "This does sound like a good idea! In that case, let's tonight..."
Saying that, she hurriedly ran towards the other friends. Lin Huai watched a few NPCs quickly negotiate an agreeable result. He turned to Chu Tianshu and said, "Do you think it can really..."
"Maybe." Chu Tianshu shrugged and said, "But unfortunately, there is no way to bring the DV machine into the bath..."
"Isn't this nonsense." Lin Huaixu said with eyes, "How could a serious bath allow you to bring in a DV camera capable of taking pictures..."
At that moment, he was stunned, as if he had captured something fleeting.
The opening time of the bathing place was nine o'clock in the evening. Although several people were quite afraid of coming to the bathing place at night, what Chu Tianshu said was very reasonable. But before that, the yellow skirt girl also felt that she couldn't sit still. Soon she came over and asked Chu Tianshu, "Where do you think it would be better for us to go in the next time?"
Unlike the rest of the team, the girl in the yellow dress is obviously the calmest one. Chu Tianshu looked at her, scratched his ears and said, "Well... how about going to the mayor's house again? Maybe I can find a map or something."
"The mayor's house?...Okay!" The yellow skirt girl's eyes lit up, "Maybe by the afternoon, the mayor will have gone home!"
Seeing that the girl in the yellow skirt made a proposal to the crowd again, Lin Huai yawned and said, "What do you want to do at the mayor's house?"
Of course he didn't believe that Chu Tianshu wanted to ask the mayor. Normal inquiries do not exist in Chu Tianshu's dictionary.
"Look for a map or something." Chu Tianshu said, "Or..."
Lin Huai: ?
Chu Tianshu: "It really doesn't work, you can also look for corpses that can be used as props..."
... The smile of the girl in the yellow dress who came over from the crowd immediately froze on her face.
Several people then set off in the direction of the mayor's house. Along the way, Lin Huai saw that Fatty's posture was lighter and faster than before. He seemed to be in a much better mood. When he found Lin Huai looking at him, he even smiled at Lin Huai, his dark eyes were bloodshot, and his face was pale like a paper man.
Lin Huai has always liked to be kind to others, and originally wanted to give him a 100% open-mouthed smile, but unfortunately, Chu Tianshu quickly stood between him and Fatty, and responded to Fatty with a hearty smile instead of him. .
When he saw Chu Tianshu's warm expression, the fat man froze and moved his terrified and puffy face aside.
Lin Huai: …
Chu Tianshu patted his shoulder and walked to his side kindly.
The mayor's home appeared in front of everyone again. This time, the girl in the yellow skirt rang the bell several times on the door, but she still didn't get a response. She turned back and said in frustration: "It seems that the mayor is still not at home."
"Then what should I do?" the old man said.
"Otherwise, let's go to other people nearby to knock on the door and ask?" the girl in the red dress suggested.
"Don't bother, no one will open the door." The girl in the blue dress whispered, "The way those people look at us on the road... Don't you understand? We, the outsiders, are dedicated to this small town. The hunger-cursed . . . offering."
As the girl in the blue dress said, people on the road avoided them during the daytime today, not to mention they knocked on the door in person.
The girl in the red dress reluctantly knocked on the door of a nearby house, but there was no response. When she was about to try a third home, she was stopped by the good man. The old man said: "Don't we have to go to the bath to wash off the mark at night? Why..."
He glanced at the gloomy buildings, and said with some fear: "Why do you need to do this again? And there are people living here, in case..."
What if it's a ghost?
The girl in the red dress also stopped. Just when everyone was going to return home and wait for the opening time of the bathing place, Lin Huai spoke up.
"What are you going for?" he said. "Since there's no one in the police station in this town, isn't this the perfect time?"
Everyone turned back, and the girl in the yellow skirt was a little puzzled when she heard the words: "What?"
Lin Huai knocked on the mayor's door with his fingers.
"Since there is no police station, there will be no punishment for breaking in, so—" Lin Huai said, "Isn't this a good time to enter the mayor's mansion?"
"What, are you going to..." The girl in the yellow skirt said anxiously, "You can't..."
"In normal times, the mayor might hide some things from us. Now, isn't it a great thing to be able to rummage yourself?"
He said it with sincerity and gusto, as if it were some kind of great deed. He rubbed his fingers, his eyes full of pleasure: "After entering, look at the frozen layer in the refrigerator, look under the bed, in the wardrobe, in the basement, maybe you will find some high-quality companions..."
Yellow skirt girl: ? ?
Lin Huai: "I have never thanked me like this. There is no police station in the Infinite Stream world. If you are interested, we can break into those houses in a while."
Girl in yellow skirt: "No, no... Wait, why are you so excited?"
Lin Huai said, looked at Chu Tianshu and said, "By the way, you have the tools to pry open the door..."
"."
Lin Huai's words were stuck at the moment when Chu Tianshu took out the axe from his bag. He twitched his eyelids, watched Chu Tianshu pick up the axe, and shouted, "Is there really no one? I don't want to appear rude."
Then, he chopped down the gate of the mayor's house one by one.
Lin Huai: …
"It would be rude to chop down the door of the other party in front of the owner." Chu Tianshu said cheerfully, carrying the axe on his back, "Fortunately, there was no one in the house, so we kept our courtesy."
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