Wicked Soldier King

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Xu Yun didn't expect that it was just across a Pacific Ocean, and there really was a bar that opened early in the morning.

I do n’t know why Americans like to drink so much. There are too many bars on the roadside than hotels. Are there so few people opening a house? It is really incomprehensible.

But think about it carefully. After all, the country is open. Even the school dormitory is mixed with men and women. The work of opening the house is finished in the dormitory, and Americans like that kind of large cars. This car is also convenient. Perhaps it is for this reason that the small hotel industry here is underdeveloped.

The reason for the development of the bar is much simpler. Unemployed nomads can also receive a low security deposit. The more idle the lazy guy, the more he likes to drink two and smoke two. Of course, smoking is not smoking, but smoking marijuana. Such things as cannabis are relatively easy to get in American bars.

What makes marijuana here is different from that of Huaxia. How difficult it is for the people of Huaxia. They are basically struggling on the food and clothing line. They can live in houses, drive cars, or have two deposits. Home, how can there be spare money to smoke marijuana?

Do you have to have at least two dollars to smoke marijuana? At least it ’s easy to get money from a little bastard, or it ’s easy for those in the entertainment industry to make money, or it ’s an upstart, and I do n’t know what the money is.

The United States is different. It is easy for middle school students to get some marijuana. They went to the toilet to smoke two cannabis after class, just like the Chinese middle school students smoked two. So even for the poor in the United States, there are still ways to buy cannabis, and there is still some free money.

Even marijuana can afford, let alone drinking, some idle lazy alcoholic, go to the bar early in the morning, drink directly until late in the evening before going home to sleep drunk.

Although Bai Xiaoye was laughed at by Xu Yun on the surface, he was so irritable that he pushed open the door of a small bar and walked in. Xu Yun had no choice but to follow up. It wasn't that I really felt bad about the money in my pocket. I was really worried that Bai Xiaoye was drinking such a boring, gas wine.

It is definitely a famous saying that borrowing wine to dispel sorrows, Xu Yun has personal experience, he can be very sure of this, the more troublesome things, the easier it is to get drunk.

But the more annoying things are, people prefer to use alcohol to numb themselves. It seems that this kind of anesthesia can temporarily make people forget the depression and irritability. However, I forgot, this is just to solve the momentary irritability.

"Whiskey, for two." Bai Xiaoye sat at the bar and knocked on the countertop.

The bar owner is a middle-aged man who looks about fifty years old. He has a long beard and some whiteness. He quickly photographed two wine glasses in front of Xu Yun and Bai Xiaoye, and skillfully poured them into both glasses. The wine for one person is about two and a half, and then took out an ice bucket and placed it in front of the two people, indicating that they would help themselves if they added ice.

Bai Xiaoye hadn't waited for Xu Yun to sit down, and he drank the wine in the glass. It was too simple to drink one by one.

"Boss, can you do more?" Bai Xiaoye said.

"You said it was for two people." The middle-aged boss tilted his head and shrugged. "Pour half a cup directly?"

"Full on." Bai Xiaoye said, two hundred and fifty milliliters of whiskey glass was half a catty when it was full.

The bar owner smiled, and he could see that the Asian girl must have thoughts and filled Bai Xiaoye directly with a full cup.

"You drink less." Xu Yun didn't know the amount of Bai Xiaoye's wine, so he didn't dare to let her drink more. In case he drank too much, he didn't know what to do: "Don't try to be brave.

After talking, Xu Yun also drank the wine in his glass.

The bar owner stood opposite Xu Yun with a wine bottle, raised his eyebrows, and seemed to be asking him if he wanted to fill it up?

Xu Yun is more direct: "You just give me the wine bottle."

"I have never sold a whole bottle of wine in my shop." The boss was a little surprised, this one didn't know how to charge.

The mathematics of Americans is really super poor. Xu Yun has heard about it for a long time. It is said that if a Chinese buys a cigarette in the United States for $ 70, and the Chinese give $ 120 for selling cigarettes, he has no idea what the other side means. It was just a matter of asking him to find fifty dollars directly. Instead, he thought that the Chinese had a bad brain. He first returned the twenty dollars to the Chinese, and then gave the Chinese thirty dollars in a serious way. is correct.

It seems that the boss here, too, is estimated to be taught by an art teacher in elementary school mathematics.

"How much do you sell for one serving? Looking at the measure you just poured, the serving is about 25 milliliters. This bottle is 750 milliliters with Bourbon, which means that a bottle of wine can pour 30 servings. Child. "Xu Yun said:" So you will forget it? If you pay one dollar per person, this bottle is thirty dollars. "

The bar owner listened, but he still didn't understand. But he was too lazy to think about it. Just give it to 30 people. Because he felt that he had never poured 30 servings from a bottle of wine ...

When Xu Yun popularized the simplest mathematical addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to the American uncle, Bai Xiaoye had drunk himself a full glass of wine.

"You don't have to worry about drinking like this." Xu Yun quickly stopped Bai Xiaoye from grabbing a wine bottle with him: "I'll accompany you. Let's drink slowly. This bottle, no one drinks too much."

"Xu Yun, are you my brother in the end? Why are you so stingy, a bottle of wine? Who is enough to drink? Just, your brother, I don't want to." Bai Xiaoye also caused the act of agitation: " If you want to be my brother, be brave. "

Xu Yun smiled bitterly, he also wanted to be bold! But it needs capital. If there is nothing at all now, it is very leisurely. Bai Xiaoye said that he wants to drink. He definitely took her to Xingkai ’s top floor lounge for a drink. The first is that you do n’t have to worry about something to do suddenly, and the second is that you do n’t have enough money in your pocket.

Is n’t it right now, at least we have enough money to go home? After I ca n’t go back to Canada, can I ask Celine to borrow money to buy a plane ticket? He is a big man who really can't open his mouth.

"Fine, be full, let's go." Xu Yun had no choice but to pour Bai Xiaoye again, but now she has to be optimistic about her, and she can't get used to her so uncontrolled drinking.

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However, in a blink of an eye, three or five bottles of whiskey were consumed, and Xu Yun couldn't hold it anymore, upset! No matter who it is, if he knows that his Lao Tzu has given birth to him and throws it to others, he will be happy and happy, who is uncomfortable.

Just now Xu Yun has been enduring because he feels that he is a man, and Bai Xiaoye has been hit by this matter and is very vulnerable. He doesn't want to show himself anymore.

But after these two or two glasses of wine, Xu Yun's psychological defense line collapsed. He was also upset and uncomfortable. Who did he tell? Apart from talking to Bai Xiaoye, his younger sister, he has no one to talk to. Who can I tell you about this kind of thing? Who said no joke?

Say nothing to Bai Xiaoye, who makes Xu Yun's Laozi also Bai Xiaoye's Laozi? They really call each other the same disease.

Fortunately, they are all masters, although alcohol has an impact, but it does not allow them to control themselves like ordinary people. The bar owner who was so able to drink was convinced by the amount of wine they had. By noon, the two had already had seven empty wine bottles beside them.

Xu Yun also exported Bai Xiaoye, but now it is Bai Xiaoye's turn to enlighten Xu Yun: "Brother, it's better that you haven't seen him since you were a child. It ’s better not to have such a father! Come, let ’s go one more. ”

"Come! Let's go one!" Xu Yun smiled and raised his glass, yeah, not bothered to see! In the future, he will be as if he doesn't have such an old man!

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