Wicked Soldier King

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Who is Xu Yun? His identity is the last instructor of the Yanlong special team of the divine dragon team. Even the worst language talent Wulong is proficient in Chinese, English and French, and the other five languages ​​are also a little known. Not to mention Xu Yun, besides his mother tongue, he is fluent in English, Russian, French, Japanese, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese ... and more than ten languages, even Dr. Zamenhof in India He will create Esperanto on the basis of the European language family. You have to know that there are only a thousand native speakers of Esperanto in the world, and there are more than a hundred thousand people who can speak this language fluently!

What is the difference between English and Chinese?

Even the hard-to-read English song "Drug, Cheek, Kang'ang's north nose is enough to eat dogs, Gaitao black feed hook, Ai Geribati is too complicated ~" Xu Yun can open his mouth. Just come! Still can't understand the lame American English of a third-rate foreigner director? joke!

"Sister Zhiling, you don't have to be so difficult. I understand English." Xu Yun knew that Ling Zhiling had good intentions, and he hoped that he could cooperate more happily to end this commercial shooting, so that he would be able to explain to Zuo Meiyan But he hates this feeling, this kind of foreigner looks down on the feeling of Huaxia people.

Perhaps it is a matter of origin. Xu Yun is particularly sensitive to this. There are painful memories of being bullied by those powers in China ’s long history. This is something that no Chinese people are willing to mention, nor is it any conscience. Things that Chinese people will not forget. Although everything is world peace now, it is also the premise that the other party is friendly and polite to us.

To make an inappropriate analogy, a person who once violated your hospital burst your chrysanthemum, glanced at you because you were strong, but his children and grandchildren thought that his old man had burst your chrysanthemum, And to your children and grandchildren, what should your children and grandchildren do? If you have a hot temper, you will definitely come back directly. Even if you have a good temper, it depends on who is right?

Just when Ling Zhiling was dumbfounded by Xu Yun's sentence "I understand English", Xu Yun had already spoken to Pierce director in fluent English: "Put up your arrogant attitude, you came to advertise for Isor Mr. Da is working, and we are advertising to face Mr. Isorda. Our identity is really different, but it ’s not that you are taller than me. It ’s me who is taller, but you are lower. Understand? ”

Pierce's expression instantly stunned his tongue. He didn't expect the low-quality little actor in his eyes to speak such fluent English.

"If you don't know English, you have low quality? Oh, what a joke? I think those who don't speak Chinese are called low quality! There are the most people who speak Chinese in the world! There are the most people who speak Chinese as their mother tongue! We learn English as well as French Either that, or learning Russian, it ’s because we learned the hardest language in the world before we learned to play, not because we ca n’t afford you. ”Xu Yun ’s English is indeed enough to spike a professional eight-level super translation: "Compared with the French-speaking seventy-six that does not pronounce seventy-six, but the sixty plus sixteen, and the Russian language whose tongue is twitching to cramp, your English is too simple. Your country is an immigrant country, Do you know why you use English as the national language? Because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language. Pro, do n’t look down on Chinese people, Chinese people who do n’t speak English do n’t learn not, but not rare. If they want to learn If you only need a 15- to 18-year three-year high school career, you can reach a level 4 that many of you Americans cannot pass. Their vocabulary is several times higher than that of your Americans. Can 'Fack squid' fabricated a dozen languages ​​spray to curse your ancestors 18 generations in the cemetery to climb out. Understand? "

Pierce ’s eyes glared like cow bells, Ling Zhiling ’s chin almost fell to the ground, her English was quite good, and her brain could n’t even keep up with the rhythm of Xu Yun ’s speed of speech. It may not even be understood.

And the translator sitting across the table even dropped the spoon in his hand. He had to say that this was the most English-speaking person he had seen in the world during his eight years as a translator! He really doubts that he created this language!

"Don't take your ignorance as a personality." Xu Yun finished his last sentence, calmly picked up the milk tea on the table and took a sip, continuing to speak in English: "If you want to talk about advertising, we can continue to communicate, if you are Come and find your superiority, I'm sorry, I don't accompany you. "

There is one category of people in the world that is the most terrifying, that is, those who drive the domestic BMW Brilliance 316 can still find a sense of superiority. Obviously, Pierce is this kind of person. After making some advertisements for luxury brands, he feels that he is in the sky. As everyone knows, even if he shoots a luxury advertisement, it is only a commercial, and it can never be compared with Spielberg who shoots the treasure hunter. Just like the domestically produced 280,000 316i is far from comparable to the imported 760Li personalized version of 2.7 million, it is a reason.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I take back what I said before. You are a high-quality person, you let me know how smart Chinese people are." Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun, he really did not Thinking that the young man in front of him would refute himself in such fluent English, if he had a debate with him, he would definitely be the one who lost.

Xu Yun raised his eyebrows: "Can we start talking about advertising?"

"Of course, of course." Pierce nodded. "We talk while eating."

Xu Yun smiled slightly: "Do you want to drink? Did you learn from the Chinese people? Did you have to be at the wine table to make a final decision?"

Pierce didn't understand the meaning of Xu Yun's words, and looked at Ling Zhiling blankly.

Ling Zhiling finally breathed a sigh of relief and explained to Pierce with a smile: "Mr. Pierce, Xu Yun means that we have a 'wine table culture' in China, that is, many things require drinking to be determined, if If you do n’t eat or drink, you ca n’t talk. ”

Pierce nodded suddenly, then said to Xu Yun: "It's OK to drink, but I don't drink your Chinese liquor, I like whiskey more."

"I also like whiskey." Xu Yun nodded. "But the drinks here are at my own expense. I thought the nearly 200-piece meal was expensive enough. For the same price, the Panther's buffet is more than this. Now! "

Pierce immediately snapped his translation: "You help me get to the room and take down the whiskey I brought."

The translator said nothing, and wiped his mouth away.

Pierce shook his head helplessly: "I hope you don't mind. I brought my own drink because I bought whiskey ten times in China. Eight times, the taste was not right."

Xu Yun nodded: "You are right about this point, there is no way. We Huaxia people are smart. The whiskey you drink, we Huaxia people can get it just by ordering industrial alcohol and pigment."

"Oh buy Karma!" Pierce was dumbfounded, industrial alcohol? That would drink dead people.

"It's okay, don't worry about your body. We have a lot of young people and little sisters who drink fake wine in the bar every day. They all live well. You will have no problem if you drink ten or eight times." Xu Yun smiled.

This really pierced Pierce.

Ling Zhiling had no choice but to make a siege: "Mr. Pierce, he likes to joke, you do n’t mind. Ha ha, let ’s talk about our shooting."

"Okay, let me now express my point of view." Pierce also moved out of Xu Yun's Kan Shan and began to talk about his advertising philosophy.

After talking for a long time, Xu Yun concluded that it was two words, sexy!

Because the most used word by Pierce is Sexy, and every time when it comes to Sexy, it will dance with excitement and cover its chest. After his translator took down the whiskey he brought in the United States and had a drink with Xu Yun, the conversation was even more exciting.

Because most of Pierce ’s actions are particularly **** and sultry, Ling Zhiling will be a bit unacceptable for a while, and Xu Yun also feels that this foreigner is a little badhearted. When it comes to the need to expose Ling Zhiling here and there At that time, a pair of eyes were glistening, very excited.

After all three had eaten, Pierce even directly invited Ling Zhiling to chat in his room. The famous name was to show Ling Zhiling the attitude of the filming, and to help her give pointers.

Ling Zhiling wanted to refuse, but she didn't know how to refuse, and she looked a little embarrassed.

Xu Yun can of course not sit back and ignore this time: "Director Pierce, if that is the case, I think I should go with you too. After all, the person who cooperates with Miss Zhiling is me, not you. If only her The movement is elegant and provocative, and I am like a wood, I am afraid it is not appropriate? "

Pierce frowned and looked at Xu Yun. He was speechless about Xu Yun ’s lack of interest, so he was a little impatient: "Mr. Xu, as a man, I would like to say that as long as Miss Ling ’s performance is in place, you only need to appear in person. , Because I believe no man can withstand the **** temptation of Miss Ling. So you do n’t need to give pointers. I just want to remind you, do n’t be too involved in shooting, after all, it is underwear advertising, if you have I ’m afraid the reaction of the man is impossible. So, before the shooting, you can try to solve it. I do n’t mind if you spend money to find a woman. ”

These words really made Xu Yun and Ling Zhiling foolish.

Xu Yun was surprised to say: "Mr. Pierce, what do you mean by spending money to find a woman, I don't quite understand ..."

"Oh, Mr. Xu, there are a lot of women in China who are selling out, at least there are many in this hotel. As long as they are willing to pay, they will naturally help you solve the problem." Pierce said with pride: "Oh, and I think they The technology is very good, enough to make your feet soft. "

Xu Yun really looked down on this foreigner, because his words were too harsh, so Xu Yun's tone was also disdainful: "I don't have such a low taste."

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