Wife is safe, cute baby makes a big fuss in the world of special forces

On the deserted mountain, Chen Haonan ran a short distance with his short legs, but had to stop because the elephant's trunk came out to cool off again.

"Damn, this thing is big, sometimes it's really not a good thing."

Chen Haonan had no choice but to use his little hand to stuff the elephant's trunk back to its original position, and then pulled the torn crotch, wanting to tie a small knot, but there was no extra cloth.

The knot couldn't be tied, and there was no needle and thread, how to block such a big hole?

Chen Haonan was a little depressed, and then pushed the waistband down a little more, trying to make the crotch space a little bigger, but still couldn't pull out extra cloth to tie a knot. After a lot of trouble, he finally found that the torn crotch still couldn't be repaired. As long as he moved a little, the elephant's trunk would come out to enjoy the cool, and it couldn't be blocked at all.

"Damn, big means trouble. I don't know why Mu Weimin, the old apprentice, is always interested in the elephant's trunk. The sniper's friend is also interested in the elephant's trunk.……"

Chen Haonan couldn't help but complain about Mu Weimin, because when the other party chatted with him, he often asked the big black witch doctor if there was any way to make this thing bigger. The reason was that he had a friend who needed help.

"When he really grows up, he will know that there will be trouble.……"

Chen Haonan muttered to himself, and decided not to leave. He continued to think of ways to sort out this thing. Finally, an idea came to his mind, and he simply took off his tactical vest and bandaged his pants.

He wore the tactical vest inside out on his trousers, and it instantly became a pair of underwear with a tear in the front. The extra fabric was just right, so he could tie a small knot, and in this way, the elephant's trunk was blocked.

"Hehe, this idea is not bad, at least it has not been exposed again."

Chen Haonan smiled triumphantly, jumped a few times, and found that it was not exposed again, so he walked out with peace of mind. Otherwise, he would be embarrassed to go to the Blue Army camp, because if he charged forward with such an image, with an elephant's trunk, wouldn't it directly make a group of Blue Army soldiers feel inferior to death?

Not long after, Chen Haonan's small figure had arrived at the door of a military green tent.

He poked his little head inside and saw an officer sitting inside. What the hell is he writing at this time? Is he writing a novel overnight?

Inside the tent, under the bright light, there was a thin middle-aged man wearing a pair of square-framed glasses, with his waist straight, typing on the keyboard. Beside him, there were two secretaries serving him. They were male secretaries.

"This person is not Lei Zhan, nor Fan Tianlei, nor Captain Gao. He looks thinner. Who is he?"

Chen Haonan tilted his head and thought about it. In the end, he couldn't remember who the other person was. He just felt that he was a little familiar.

"Never mind, let's take him down first."

Chen Haonan shook his head to get rid of his messy thoughts, and rushed in with his gun pointed.

"Men on the left, women on the right, raise your hands, lean against the wall, ah no……"

Damn it, when I first crossed over, my mom dragged me to watch TV series every day, such as The Qin Dynasty, Anti-Japanese War, and Police and Bandits. I could even recite the lines... When

Chen Haonan found that he didn't know the lines, he changed them immediately. His sudden appearance made everyone in the room suddenly nervous.

Everyone turned their heads and found a boy standing at the door. He was wearing a small military uniform and didn't even wear a vest inside. The loose and open collar revealed small muscles that were not commensurate with a child. He had a fierce expression and pointed a plastic pistol at them.

A little brat?

Playing house?

The expressions on everyone's faces began to change. First they were shocked, then they were unbelievable, and then they burst into laughter.

"Haha, where did this kid come from? He looks so cool. So funny."

"Little friend, where are you from? Do you know where this place is? You are here to rob, haha……"

"It's so funny. How come such a funny kid came here in the wilderness? He's pretending to be a soldier. Is he imitating us?"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone in the room started laughing. The two secretaries only asked a few questions before they couldn't help but burst into laughter. One covered his mouth, and the other stuck out his tongue.

A child came to rob. Such a scene was too funny. No one could help it. Even the officer who was writing a book stopped and laughed wildly.

Chen Haonan had a serious face and said solemnly,"Still laughing? You are all killed."

Killed?

Hearing this professional name commonly used in exercises, everyone looked at each other, and strong smiles spread on their faces, followed by a more crazy laughter. No one took Chen Haonan's words seriously.

The whole tent was filled with laughter. After a while, the officer pounded the table with his fist, making a muffled sound, and then stopped laughing.

However, when he looked up at Chen Haonan again, he couldn't help laughing for a while, then he put away his smile and said seriously,"Who brought the child to the exercise site? Take him out for interrogation. It's too frivolous."

"However, this guy looks quite decent. He has a rifle, a backpack, tactical shoes, but kid, why are you not wearing a vest, just a military jacket?"

The officer's curious eyes moved over Chen Haonan, and finally stopped at his crotch,"Oh, the vest is worn as underwear, tied to the crotch?"

His original expression seemed very serious, but as he spoke, he laughed again. At this time, other people also noticed the way Chen Haonan wore the vest, and they almost laughed to the point of having a stomachache.

"Damn, this guy is so creative, he can wear a vest as pants, he looks so cool, so cute"

"If it weren't for the drill, we could keep this guy here and ask him where he got these ideas from."

A male secretary walked towards Chen Haonan with a smile,"Little boy, this is not a place for you to play. Follow your uncle.……"

Before the secretary could finish his words, a gunshot rang out suddenly. In an instant, his body froze in place. Not only that, there were continuous gunshots in his ears.

Bang, bang!

After three consecutive sharp gunshots, smoke began to come out of the secretary close to Chen Haonan, another secretary not far away, and the officer.

Wisps of thick smoke ignited, and the officer and two secretaries were directly judged to be killed in an incredible state.

Killed in action!

Two words that made everyone change color emerged in their minds.

The scene was dead silent, and you could hear a pin drop!

There was no more laughter from before, and even the breathing was much quieter.

"Nonsense!"

The officer suddenly opened the keyboard on the table, stood up, and walked to Chen Haonan with a dark face. He squatted down, then reached out and pulled out the other's vest like lightning.

He asked coldly,"Who are you? Who gave you the weapon? Who let you make trouble?"……"

The officer's cold words suddenly stopped, and then his voice became surprised,"Oh my god, is this a toy?"

Then he reached out his hand...

PS: I just got off work and haven't eaten yet, so I'll add 2 chapters.