In the jungle, an off-road military vehicle stopped by the roadside.

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie cursed in the woods and continued to look for a child.

"Where are the people? I saw this little bastard run in from here, and then he disappeared in a flash?"

"Come out, you were so fierce just now, why did you run away, you rat?"

"Do you think you can do whatever you want just because you are a child? If your parents don't teach you, I will teach you."

"I caught you peeing in front of an adult. You have to apologize in front of the whole school at the flag-raising ceremony on Monday."

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Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie were so angry that they gnashed their teeth and cursed more and more fiercely.

"The"tapping" footsteps seemed to be trampling the ground through, and they kept searching in the nearby jungle, determined to find the little bastard.

Tang Xinyi, in particular, was furious when she thought about that bastard, who was so young, actually dared to spy on the river clams she had treasured for more than 20 years.

However, the child seemed to have disappeared out of thin air and could not be found.

Half an hour later, Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie, not knowing whether they were tired of searching or scolding, returned to the military vehicle one after another.

Looking at the wet clothes on their bodies and smelling the strong smell of urine, they felt a chill.

Just now, when they were angry, the feeling was not so strong, but stopping at this moment was unacceptable.

The two hurriedly took a backpack from the car, and then walked to both sides of the car, intending to change clothes.

Tang Xinyi was still in shock, Standing by the car, he looked around vigilantly.

It was quiet all around, with the occasional sound of rustling branches and leaves.

The roadside was covered with ankle-high weeds, so it was impossible for anyone to hide. The jungle was a few dozen meters away, and he had just searched it, but there was no one.

Tang Xinyi was still frightened and still felt unsafe. After thinking about it, she squatted down.

The car blocked one side, and she felt safer this way.

Gu Xiaojie didn't think too much, so she squatted down and started to change clothes.

The two took off their outer clothes first, and found that their underwear was wet. They felt nauseous and immediately took off their underwear carefully with two fingers. She looked so cautious, as if she was worried that the urine in her underwear would stain her body.

Then she took out a towel from her backpack and wiped her body vigorously and quickly.

As a clean woman, she really couldn't stand the smell of urine, and she couldn't stand the urine of a boy either.

"I'm so mad, I'm so mad, he actually fired the machine gun and chased the urine, and poured it into my mouth."

Tang Xinyi wiped the urine off her body and couldn't help cursing again.

From the other side of the car, there was the rustling sound of Gu Xiaojie putting on clothes, followed by her gnashing teeth:"I was poured 2 more times, unconsciously, and I licked it, my god, I feel sick just thinking about it, is he really a child?"

Then there were several retching sounds.

It's not a child, how can it pee so far... The child that the two had been looking for for a long time suddenly poked his head out from under the car.

The first thing you see is two long white legs, and then look up... Tsk, it's not even as big as my wife's!

Bah! It's an eye-catcher, indecent neglect.

After saying that, he turned to the other side, and as soon as he turned his head out, he saw the same white patch.

Well! This one is smaller, the ancients were not deceiving me, women with small breasts have big tempers.

Chen Haonan looked at Tang Xinyi who was changing clothes, and nodded his head thoughtfully.

Naturally, if he dared to say this, Tang Xinyi would definitely grab him and make him open his eyes to see clearly where he was small.

It turned out that he was chased by two crazy women, and turned around in a circle, and before the other party returned, he got ahead of them. He ran back, got under the car, and grabbed the chassis.

He was small, so it wasn't a big problem. Otherwise, on this mountain road, he might have been hit on the waist by a bump somewhere.

Tang Xinyi and Gu Xiaojie suspected that the child was hiding under the car, but they didn't lie on the ground to look, so they naturally couldn't see the child who pressed his small body tightly against the chassis.

And all this was Chen Haonan's calculation, otherwise he couldn't get into the headquarters.

But Chen Haonan didn't expect that the two women would squat down and change clothes here.

Oh, they had to look, especially Tang Xinyi, who was unlucky. Today, she was seen naked from head to toe.

No, both women were seen naked from head to toe, but they didn't know.

Not long after, the car started.

In the car.

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth:"I don't know where this wild child came from. I'm really mad at him."

If the urine is not washed clean with water in time, it will be very smelly when it dries. The same is true for pure boy's urine. This is common sense.

The two wiped the urine off their bodies, but at this moment they felt the unique smell on their bodies getting stronger and stronger.

"Open the window, open the window."

The next moment, Tang Xinyi lowered the car window. At this moment, she just wanted to find a place to wash herself thoroughly.

"You say, where did this child go?"

Gu Xiaojie's lips moved slightly, her eyebrows slightly frowned, and even if the car window was opened, she did not dare to open her mouth to speak.

Until now, he still felt the aftertaste on his tongue.

"Don't let me meet him again in the future."

Tang Xinyi gritted her teeth.

Ten minutes later, the car arrived at the gate of the base.

The guard came to check politely, but before he got close, he frowned, looked around in confusion, and couldn't help whispering:"Strange, it smells like urine, where does this smell of urine come from?"

The next moment, his attention was focused on the car, and the smell of urine came from the car.

At this moment, Tang Xinyi poked her head out and cursed angrily:"What's the smell of urine, let it go quickly."

The guard looked at the hair that was stuck to his forehead and was a little tangled, and couldn't help but say to himself:"Is this peeing backwards? There is a smell of urine on the top of the head."

Looking at the car, the hair of another female soldier was the same.

What on earth did these two female soldiers go through?

Even the comrades who raised pigs in the kitchen squad didn't have such a strong smell of urine.

Wait, what's going on with these two female soldiers?

��When the soldiers were moving, they painted camouflage on their faces. They just made faces. It is said that female soldiers are so unique.

Gu Xiaojie calmed down a little. She glanced at Tang Xinyi and looked at the guards on the side. Her pretty face turned red with a hint of embarrassment:"Hello, we had an accident. Someone peed on us... in the car."

"We were invited by Thor to help, here are our IDs."

After saying that, Gu Xiaojie took out her ID.

The guard checked the ID and snorted. Why did it feel like the ID also smelled? Did these two people take a shower with urine? Why did it feel like everywhere smelled like urine?

""Go in!"

The guards verified their identities and let them go.

""Boom boom."

Gu Xiaojie immediately stepped on the gas pedal, the engine of the car roared, and it rushed out in a"whoosh".

She didn't want to stay for a second.

"By the way, it seems that there is still urine on your heads, and what's the matter with the panda eyes and ghost faces on your faces?"

The guard thought about it and couldn't help reminding them, raising his hand to wave at the starting car.

Gu Xiaojie saw the guard waving at them in the rearview mirror, but she couldn't hear what the other party said clearly in the roar of the engine, and immediately drove the car faster.

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