He Zhijun was unhappy and growled,"Don't try to slack off. You must explain it to me. Come one by one. Lao Fan, you go first. What's going on?"
It's so embarrassing!
This is the most embarrassing military exercise in many years.
Not only are they more numerous, but they are also more well-armed. They even occupied favorable terrain in advance. It can be said that they had the right time, right place, and right people. In the end, they were beaten so badly.
"Yes."
Fan Tianlei nodded helplessly and began to write a report.
"Originally, the situation was very good. I beheaded Kang Tuan at the beginning, and then surrounded and suppressed the fourth company of the magic gun. Who knew that a 9-year-old child would show up halfway, and I was careless, so... Wolf Head, you also know that I made the same mistake as Ma Baoguo. All men in this world make such mistakes.……"
He Zhijun's face turned black, and he cursed:"Damn! What about Ma Baoguo? Why don't you say that you are a master of the generation? You are still an elite? You can't beat a child with a bottle in his mouth, and you have the nerve to say that you are in great shape? Old Fan, you might as well pretend to be a piece of tofu and get hit to death."
Fan Tianlei grumbled for a while, and quickly said:"Wolf Head, I really didn't lie to you. We were careless. If you don't believe me, you can ask Miao Lang and the others."
He didn't dare to say too much, otherwise, he would be directly scolded to death.
At that time, they had locked the position of the fourth company of the magic gun, but they didn't expect the other party to play the empty city plan and bury them with stun bombs. So, when he took Chen Shanming and others to catch people, he directly gave them heads. Just thinking about it makes me feel depressed. If they were more cautious, they would use bombs to clear the way first, and they would definitely not be wiped out.
In the final analysis, it was carelessness that caused the disaster.
Fan Tianlei thought so in his heart, and felt that what he said just now was very correct, and his shoulders straightened.
He Zhijun could see Fan Tianlei's little thoughts and scolded,"Forget it, you don't need to explain, just go and raise pigs, don't show up here again, get out!"……"
Fan Tianlei's mouth twitched, and he quickly said,"Wolf Head, well, I'm already old, will I kill all the pigs if I raise them?"……"
"If you raise it to death, you have to pay for the compensation yourself, and stop whining, otherwise, I will add another 100,000-word self-criticism report."
Oh my god..."
After these words came out, Fan Tianlei dared not say a word, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, walked to the side silently, squatted in the corner and drew circles.
He Zhijun turned to look at Lei Zhan and asked,"Lei Zhan, what's the matter with you? Didn't you ask me to invite you to come out? Are you all here to eat dry food? You have so many eunuchs in Lei Dian, and you can't even guard an arsenal."
Eunuch?
Hearing these two words, Lei Zhan's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. The last time the matter of the King of Hell and the Wolf's lower body being beaten was spread out, and the rumors were getting more and more outrageous. Now the Eunuch Commando has become a synonym for the Thor Commando, and even the Wolf Head knows about it.
It's all the fault of that stinky boy!
Lei Zhan subconsciously clenched his fists, feeling the sharp eyes of He Zhijun, and hurriedly said:"Report, the situation on my side was also very good at the beginning, and there was no need for me to come out. It's all the fault of Staff Officer Fan. He……"
"Wait, Lei Zhan, please be careful with your words."
After hearing Lei Shen blame him, Lao Fan was fed up and interrupted him immediately,"You blame me for everything? This is because you are incompetent, you are really incompetent at everything, you are the best at blaming others.……"
Lei Zhan said to him,"Old Fan, what do you mean by no? You are good, but you were blown to pieces?"
Old Fan growled,"I told you I was careless. Is it interesting to bring it up again? I just finished my report.……"
"Shut up, Lei Zhan, keep talking.
Seeing the two of them blushing and about to quarrel, He Zhijun's face became even uglier and he yelled directly
"Yes."
Lei Zhan nodded and continued,"Wolf Head, it was Old Fan who let the 9-year-old child in, and then the child took advantage of Tang Xinyi who came to deliver the equipment, stripped the two women naked, used the 18-touch technique, and did whatever he wanted.……"
He Zhijun's face darkened as he listened to this. He cursed,"What the hell are you talking about? You're talking about 18-touching techniques and pornographic books? Are you crazy about writing a report?"
He Zhijun was very angry. He suddenly felt that Lei Zhan, the special forces king and the captain of the special forces commando team, was becoming less and less reliable. He was not even as good as a 9-year-old child.
"Oops, I brought the coding method to the table.……"
Lei Zhan was stunned for a moment, then reacted and secretly said in his heart that it was not good.
Huh.
Lei Zhan took a deep breath and said seriously:"Wolf Head, my overall meaning is that Chen Haonan is very cunning. He used various means, including watching people pee, tying up Tang Xinyi and the other two, and verbal stimulation, just to anger them and make them careless. Then he secretly hid, followed the car in, and blew up the armory... This is what happened specifically."
Speaking of the bombing of the armory, Lei Zhan was so angry that his teeth itched.
This method was originally what he used, but he didn't expect that one day, it would be used on him by someone, a 9-year-old child, and his rival in love.
If possible, Lei Zhan wanted to catch Chen Haonan immediately and let him rub hard on the ground.
Hearing this, Fan Tianlei and He Zhijun opened their mouths instantly, and they could fit a big fist.
They didn't expect that a 9-year-old child would have so many tricks and know how to use women. Throughout the whole process, every node was linked together and his mind was delicate...
Especially Fan Tianlei, when he thought of the scene of them being eliminated, his heart was turbulent. He had a feeling that Chen Haonan had made a plan from the beginning of the exercise and then moved forward step by step.
It's terrifying to think about it!
Such a meticulous mind!
This kid's little brain is too good!
Fan Tianlei was shocked and blurted out:"This kid is extraordinary. It turns out that he has many tricks up his sleeve."
He Zhijun became serious and said in a deep voice:"No wonder he was able to kill Lei Keming's team. He is more insidious than Lao Lei. Lao Fan, you deserve to die."
Being shot!
Fan Tianlei's mouth twitched.
He Zhijun looked at Lei Zhan and ordered,"Lei Zhan, if you can't catch that kid, you will have to write another 100,000-word ideological report, which will add up to 300,000."
Lei Zhan's face turned even darker, but no one wanted to catch Chen Haonan more than him. His dark history with the Thor Commandos started when he met this kid.
He patted his chest and shouted,"Wolf Head, don't worry. If we don't catch that wicked kid, we will all become eunuchs. Wolf Head, I'm leaving. Comrade Tang Xinyi is taking a shower and waiting for me. I'm going to find her."……"
After saying that, he turned around without hesitation, without looking back, and left in a hurry...
He Zhijun and Fan Tianlei were left standing there, staring at each other in bewilderment!
What does it mean that Tang Xinyi is waiting for him to take a shower?
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