Wilderness Lucky God

But fortunately, the bamboo raft stopped sinking just because the shoes were soaked.

But even so, Ye Tian looked at Xue Qian's frozen smile with complicated eyes.

Although he didn't speak, it was much more effective than speaking.

It’s like saying: Look, this is the bamboo raft you made.

At this time, Xue Qian only felt that this look was more piercing than a knife, and it was still that old and ruthless knife.

Annie looked at the bamboo raft, hesitated to speak.

After all, this bamboo raft looks unsafe, ugly, and unsafe.

It's not gone yet!

In other words, can you really go far?

Isn't it sinking soon?

The water soaked Ye Tian's shoes, and the live broadcast room was already full of laughter.

"666"

"66666"

"This face slap is really timely."

"Xue Qian, does your face hurt?"

"I seem to hear a crackling sound across the live broadcast room, it's always loud."

"Student Chen Duxiu in front, you are blocking Li Dazhao's sight."

"Hahahaha~~ My stomach hurts from laughing."

"23333...This slap in the face is so cruel! The smile on Xue Qian's face hasn't disappeared yet."

"Hehehe~~ I feel that the host made it on purpose, and it hurt Xue Qian's heart hard."

"Same upstairs, the anchor definitely did it on purpose."

"Standing on the raft, the anchor realized that nothing was wrong. Seeing Xue Qian start to feel complacent, he silently used the jackhammer under his feet, and the water immediately filled up, completing a perfect and classic face-slapping process."

"6666...Student Chen Duxiu in front, who made you stand up again."

"Sit down now,

Chen Duxiu's classmate. "

"Only you are outstanding, only you are excellent!"

"You are naughty, student Chen Duxiu!"

"Oh my God, look at this excellent answer, my dear God, it's still Mr Peters Chen Duxiu's trophy, who brought it here. Come, my dear Chen Duxiu, it's yours, touch It remembers to use Dihua Zhixiu hand sanitizer before, which will make you look more dignified."

"23333"

"233333"

"2333333"

"Brother, it's really stable! I will obey you!"

"Hahahaha~~ You are so good, when will I be as good as you?"

 …

When Ye Tian saw these bad guys in the live broadcast room, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

I don't know if these guys would vomit blood angrily if they were seen by Xue Qian and kept teasing.

As soon as Xue Qian saw Ye Tian smiling, he became even more embarrassed.

It's such an awkward atmosphere, I don't even smile kindly.

Sure enough, he was a real brother, and he almost cried aggrievedly.

"gone!"

Ye Tian smiled and waved his hand. In his hand, he propped the boat made of bamboo towards the bottom of the river, and followed the water flow. It was like an arrow flying from the string, and it went out with a swish.

The movement is quite skilled, coupled with the powerful arms, there is a feeling of drag racing.

Moving quickly, with a hint of coolness, I was always happy.

The aerial photography plane also immediately flew quickly, following Ye Tian's figure.

Xue Qian and Annie watched Ye Tian disappear from sight, and then turned around.

As the speed increased, the water above the raft at the foot disappeared, and it floated safely on the water.

Galloping all the way, I feel old-fashioned.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded, because they had never seen such an ugly bamboo raft supported by someone so chic, they all shouted 666, and it was almost impossible to turn 6 over.

And along the stream in the rainforest, the rainforest scenery seen is also different.

As the creek continues to advance, it slowly expands and merges into a river.

Although the scenery is beautiful, if you look at it for a long time, you will get tired of aesthetics.

Immediately, some water friends said: "Anchor, let's talk about a joke! I have seen too many scenery, and I am a little tired."

"That's right!"

"Yes, yes, the host will tell you a joke."

"We watched the scenery while listening to the anchor bragging."

"A man should be like this, isn't it beautiful!"

 …

When Ye Tian saw it, he rolled his eyes speechlessly, what a beautiful bastard, and a real man!

It's just a group of ya who want to hear jokes.

But often facing this kind of scenery is really boring.

"Fine!"

While supporting the bamboo raft, Ye Tian actually had the power of water flow. He could run even without support, and the speed was quite fast as many streams converged into a river. He pondered for a while, and then said: "During high school, There is a girl named Ke Yan in our class, she looks like a water spirit, she is very beautiful, she is the class flower of our class, she is at the same table as a handsome boy who is good at study and like me, one day the teacher asked the class flower Deskmate: What is your dream? He said: I want to be a scientist! The teacher continued to ask: Why do you want to be a scientist? As a result, before he answered the teacher's question, the face of the deskmate next to him was already red. ...."

After speaking, he looked at the live broadcast room with a smile on his face.

In the live broadcast room.

"???"

"????"

"What the hell?"

"That boy can't be the host himself!"

"Anchor, what we want is a joke, not about your first love."

"23333... Is the anchor telling a story? Are you showing us the romantic history of the year?"

"You guys don't know much about anchors, there must be deep meaning in it."

"Mom sells batches, I can't help recalling it again, there is nothing wrong with it!"

 …

Ye Tian smiled meaningfully and said, "When you become a scientist, what will you do in the future?"

"Scientist, what do you do?"

"Research stuff? Invent stuff?"

"Which god come out quickly! What does the anchor mean?"

"Please answer! I know there is a deep meaning, but I don't know it, so uncomfortable."

"Be a scientist! It should be doing scientific research! But this has nothing to do with what the above anchor said!"

"That's right, that's right, the anchor must be fooling us."

"Damn it! I understand, 23333...Made, I've overturned again!"

"??? Please help! Brother!"

"Be clear! Don't hide and choke. I'm the same person who has fallen in the end of the world. Can you tell me the answer?"

"Recall, what is the name of the class flower that the anchor said?"

"Ke Yan?"

"Fuck!"

"Damn it!!"

"Fuck shit!!!"

"Nimma, what the hell is doing scientific research?"

"Hahahahaha~~Made, my kidney, my waist."

"Nimma, sure enough I'm still too young, this car is too fast."

"Show! Sure enough, show!"

"Made, you are worthy of being an anchor, I accept, I accept!"

"I also want to be a scientist, and I also want to engage in scientific research."

"Hahahaha~~ The joke about the scientist was mishandled by the anchor, and now I just need to know a girl named Ke Yan."

"Nimma! Anchor, I have a friend named Ke Yan, 23333... Now facing this name, I want to laugh, I wonder if she knows the hidden meaning of this name, will she vomit blood!"

"Doing scientific research = doing Ke Yan, amazing, this explanation, invincible."

"My son's goal was to be a scientist, and I suddenly discovered his true intentions."

"Hahahaha~~Anchor, if that teacher knew the meaning of your words, would he beat you to death?"