Wilderness Lucky God

Soon, a handsome young man in a black waiter costume walked in, obviously after explaining, his hands and feet were a little restrained, and he asked nervously: "Guest...man, what would you like to order?"

"take it easy."

Wang Dafu comforted him, and continued to look at the menu. In the young man's nervousness, he raised his head again and said, "Boy, do you have dry pot chicken?"

This handsome young man held a pen and a small book for recording dishes in his hand, glanced at Wang Dafu, opened his mouth, his face flushed red, thinking of the boss's explanation when he came in, and the guest's questions should be truthfully explained, and then he lowered his head a little bit. said softly:

"...Yes, twice."

"puff."

"Cough, cough, cough, cough~"

This time, Ye Tian was directly choked by the tea, directly into his nose and splashed on the table, but he still couldn't stop the smile on Ye Tian's face.

Damn, after having a meal, even overturning the car twice, this restaurant is absolutely amazing, the proprietress is so upright, and even the waiter is so upright, you agreed.

The proprietress also looked like a beauty, but she didn't expect to do such a thing.

This waiter boy looks handsome and handsome, and he would do such a thing.

Is this popular now?

Even someone as handsome as him has never done it. It's too outdated. If you have a chance, you must go to see the outside world and rise your posture.

I only heard about it before, but I had no money. Now that I have money, I can finally keep up with the trend.

The world is so big, I want to see it.

"666666..."

Wang Dafu's head full of 666 had been overturned by thunder, and the car he had just lifted overturned again, so frightened that he wanted to call the police, his eyes were round, his mouth was wide, and he was overly shocked with the menu in his hand.

He was astonished at this restaurant called Lijingxuan. He has eaten in countless restaurants, but on this day, he will have a permanent memory of this restaurant, and he will never forget that this restaurant is poisonous.

Quickly ordered a table of specialties, the handsome waiter ran away with the menu.

"and many more.

"

Ye Tian suddenly stopped the waiter and asked, "By the way, young man, who was the lady boss just now?"

"Yes... it's my mother."

The waiter Qingxiu hurriedly answered and fled the door. He didn't care why Ye Tian asked this question, it was too embarrassing.

"Pfft."

Ye Tian smiled rudely. He just looked at it and asked casually. He didn't expect that it was really related to the proprietress. This is really an honest mother and son, so they wouldn't go together.

But this is a family affair, and he can't control it.

"How did you know?"

Wang Dafu asked repeatedly: "How do you know that he has something to do with the proprietress? It's a coincidence, they are really an interesting pair. I would like to ask if I want to work on my platform, but it's a pity that they ran too fast." The car that was helped was almost overturned because of a question from Ye Tian, ​​and he was a little embarrassed when he said the last sentence, but he liked it very much.

Ye Tian winked and said, "Isn't that what you asked?"

Wang Dafu: "..."

It's not that the Mandarin is a bit rotten, blame him.

Ye Tian took a few napkins and slowly wiped the water on the table, adjusted his sitting posture to become a boss, and said directly: "Then please start convincing me now, if it doesn't work, we can also become good friends. ."

At this moment, Ye Tian seemed to be a real boss. Facing the person on the other side, he said, "Young man, please tell me your dream."

This feeling, feels great.

"Okay, then I'll tell you about the benefits of joining my platform first."

Wang Dafu was stunned for a moment, then straightened his face, organized the language, and said solemnly: "I will simply explain it in one sentence, take Saudi wages, live in a British house, use a Swedish mobile phone, wear a Swiss watch, and marry a Korean woman. , pack Japanese mistresses, do Thai massage, drive German cars, take American planes, drink French wine, eat Australian seafood, smoke Cuban cigars, wear Italian leather shoes, play Spanish girls, watch Austrian operas, buy Russian villas, hire Filipino maids, Work as an Israeli bodyguard, take a Turkish sauna, and be an anchor on the Panda Live platform. If you can do the last thing, you can do everything in front of you.”

"How, very convincing?" After speaking for so long without a pause, Wang Dafu also had a dry mouth and took a sip of tea.

Ye Tian: "......"

He just wanted to say that Nima is really awesome, and he really explained it in one sentence, and he is very convincing, especially the last sentence, which is a finishing touch.

Can you not be so dick?

You're such a dick, don't your family make it?

You are such a dick, you will be beaten when you go out, can you do it?

But to be honest, I really want to be as dick as you.

In today's society, dare to say so, and let Ye Tian suspect that there is a problem with his brain, there is only the one in front of him, after all, he knows the identity of the other party.

Ye Tian has no doubts that all of the above, the person in front of him has done it nine times out of ten, which makes him envious. The world is really big, and there are so many postures to learn.

To have such insight, to live a luxurious life, and to speak so smoothly, is rare in this world.

"To be honest, I was reminded of a friend of mine and a poem by your words, and I felt a little embarrassed." Ye Tian said.

"Friend? A poem?" Wang Dafu was taken aback.

"That's right."

Ye Tian read it out slowly: "In the past my old friend Diao Shiqing, now the grave is full of green grass. There is no wooden coffin bone in the grave, I advise you not to learn from my old friend. In order to avoid the time when the bones are not complete, I will see you when I see you. Old friends." The words were clear, and there was an inexplicable sigh and sigh of life in his tone.

Wang Dafu: "..."

[Believe it or not, I flipped the table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻, can I still pretend to be forceful]

Seeing Wang Dafu's face aching, his whole body stiffened.

"Hahaha~"

Ye Tian laughed heartily and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, this forced me to give 101 points, I was shocked."

"Hey hey hey."

Wang Dafu's face improved, and he smiled proudly. This sentence is the crystallization of his luxurious and comfortable life for so many years. Anyone who said it would be stunned. He was also told by his father that it was too high-profile to be a low-key person. Connotation, but what he likes most is Ye Tian's undisguised admiration, which is too appetizing, although there is a faint pain.

He had seen so many roundabout admirations and hypocritical admirations that they were meaningless.

Snapped.

Two fingers rubbed together, and a snap of fingers sounded clearly in the private room.

creak.

There was a sound of the door, and Xiao Li walked in with a document and said respectfully, "Boss, the document you want."

Wang Dafu didn't speak, but took the document, put it on the table, and gently pushed it towards Ye Tian, ​​with incomparable confidence on his face.