Wilderness Lucky God

Just as Ye Tian was swaying freely and enjoying the depraved life, a sour voice suddenly came from the side: "I am twenty-two years old this year, and my monthly salary has reached 1800 at a young age, plus commissions and help for customers. Take a tip. It has reached 2,300 yuan. I think my life has reached its peak. I used to bring my own bottle of water when I went to Internet cafes for nights. Now I can afford iced black tea. Sometimes when I feel good, I will bring a bottle Red Bull. I need to add two sausages to eat instant noodles, I am a little lost now, what should I do, I am so confused?"

Ye Tian couldn't help shaking his body, and when he turned his head, a young man with pimples was trying his best to hide his envious eyes, pretending to be aloof and looking at Ye Tian, ​​oh no, it's the beauties around Ye Tian, ​​in order to attract Beautiful eyeballs, he came up with such a solution.

No, everyone's eyes are on him.

So excited! So many beauties made him hard.

He likes the feeling of being noticed, and they are all beautiful women.

Besides, he doesn't despise the local tyrants, but shows his interestingness. He believes that there are beautiful girls in this world who appreciate meaningful and interesting men, such as him.

No, a group of beauties looked at him curiously, and even some girls had crescent-shaped eyes, smiling happily, especially the girl he was looking at was also looking at him, which directly made him burst with male hormones and made him instantly With the 207th bone. (Luo Qin: With the popularization of scientific knowledge, there are only 206 bones in the human body)

I wipe!

This guy is interesting and talented!

He admires this kind of poor but talented person who can still face life so optimistically, life! You have to be pessimistic, and you can be happy too.

So, why don't you live happily ever after?

At this moment, a slightly chubby young man walked up to him and said in a bad tone:

"Young man, keep a low profile. Show off your wealth, look at my 3,000 a month, am I inflated? Am I lost? I use my own computer to surf the Internet, and eating instant noodles can match two old village chiefs. , I drive a personal bicycle worth 150 yuan to and from get off work, have I shown it to you? 35-year-old people are afraid to find girlfriends, I am afraid that they are interested in my money, do you know how tired I am? ?"

The young man with pimples on his face was stunned on the spot. Looking at the fat man in front of him, he was speechless for a while.

Hold the grass and meet your opponent.

It is rare to pretend to be coercive, and it is also used as a stepping stone.

Looking at the smug look in the other party's eyes, he also raised his eyebrows at him, damn, the other party has the same purpose as him.

No, all the beauties I saw just now have been transferred to the other party.

I was so anxious, my forehead was sweating, and I was completely suppressed by the sudden appearance of Cheng Yaojin.

How to do?

How to do?

How to do?

Online wait, urgent!

His own light was completely suppressed, and the atmosphere he finally created was completely destroyed, and his goddess also looked at each other.

He chose to appear when there were local tyrants to create such a scene. After all, it was impossible for local tyrants to eat all the girls, and he could also leave a deep impression.

But now I have completely made a wedding dress for the other party, so I am not reconciled.

Ye Tian looked at these two people, looked at the small eyes of the two, it turned out to be to pick up girls, but he was stealing his limelight, and he had to teach them how to behave.

It’s okay to pretend in front of others, but it’s too much to pretend in front of yourself!

Walking forward, Ye Tian reached out and patted the slightly fat man on the shoulder. The slightly fat man was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Ye Tian with some doubts. He knew that the other party was a local tyrant, and he should not care about their little people.

When I was in a state of anxiety, I just heard a light whisper in my ear: "When you get a monthly salary of 4,000 like me, you know that money is just a number..."

What the hell!

What the hell!

What the hell!

Ye Tian spit out this sentence,

Immediately, the young man with acne and the slightly fat man was shocked and stared at Ye Tian with his mouth open, unable to say a word.

Their outlook on life has been completely impacted by the 10,000-ton giant ship. In short, they are suspicious of life. There is actually a monthly salary of 4,000 in this world?

There was once a female century problem that tested humanity: the boring Wu Yanzu and the interesting Gao Xiaosong, who would you choose?

What a difficult topic to choose, it is a test of human nature.

The answer is this:

[Looking at people can't look at appearance, people can't look at appearance, Gao is talented, talks humorous, can add a lot of fun in life, such people are very attractive, so I choose Wu Yanzu. 】

[Good skin is only twenty or thirty years old, and good eloquence is eternal, so I choose Wu Yanzu. 】

[Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a thousand, so I choose Wu Yanzu. 】

[My face is blind and can't tell whether it looks good or not, so I choose Wu Yanzu. 】

Of course, their answers are all very correct and heart-wrenching, and when this Daniel Wu becomes interesting, the answer will be even more obvious.

At this moment, all eyes were on Ye Tian.

The shopping guides who couldn't wait to post, now have little stars in their eyes, they are not fools, the interesting Wu Yanzu and the interesting Gao Xiaosong, is it difficult to choose?

The acne-prone young man and the slightly fat man only felt ten thousand arrows in their knees. Nima, they wanted to be more interesting and become a diamond that could shine a little bit, but they didn't expect Ye Tian's diamond to be so bright. And it's too big, and it has a magical function, which directly turns their diamond into a stone, holding grass! Can you still have fun?

It’s okay to be rich without him, and it’s okay to be handsome without him. They can’t even be funny, so what’s the use of them? What's the use?

What's the difference between them and a salted fish?

Oh! There is still a difference, salted fish can also be cooked and eaten.

At this time, Ye Tian is the star holding the moon, shining brightly, with the looks of each girl, as long as Ye Tian speaks, they will agree to everything.

Especially when Ye Tian didn't blink an eye, he brushed nearly a million at once.

One by one, the one with the long hand was pulling Ye Tian all the time, and the one with the big chest directly pressed his chest against Ye Tian.

When Ye Tian went out, he had a stack of delicate business cards in his hand, many with clear red lip prints on them.

"Contact me!"

"Handsome guy, remember to add WeChat!"

"Come again next time!"

The eyes were reluctant to part with each other. If it wasn't for work, they would probably have followed Ye Tian and ran away.

Since then, there has been a legend of a ton brother and a legend of a monthly salary of 4,000 in this shop.

As for the other two, the winner is always the champion. Have you heard of the runner-up?

When I got home, I took a shower and reclined on the sofa comfortably.