Wilderness Lucky God
Chapter 282 The anchor's routine is so deep that the liar can't stand it
Ye Tian turned on the speakerphone again, and pretended hesitantly said, "It can't be Fan Tong!"
The other side of the phone was also blinded, and was stunned by the name.
These days there are still people called, rice bucket?
Is it a nickname?
Then I only listened to the other end of the phone, and a very happy voice came: "Yes, yes, I'm a rice bucket, brother, I'm short of money right now, are you handy? Lend me some and I'll pay you back tomorrow."
Liars like to go straight to the point, and they have already borrowed money before you can react.
By the time you react, it's too late.
The corner of Ye Tian's mouth twitched.
This liar is really in a hurry, he said a name casually and went away.
So tender!
in the live room.
"6666"
"666666"
"Rice bucket, this name is too slippery."
"Hahaha~~ Did you notice, the liar was stunned for a moment just now."
"23333.... This liar is very unprofessional!"
"Hahaha~~ I use all my belongings to block, this name is definitely nonsense from the anchor."
"Keep watching!"
......
Ye Tian directly laughed and scolded: "Okay, you can borrow money, but it's the old rule, you can borrow as much as you want, but give me some phone bills, remember the old rules, 10,000 yuan and 100 yuan for phone calls."
Snapped!
After Ye Tian finished speaking, he hung up the phone without waiting for the other party to speak.
The water friends are stunned, is this hanging up?
Do they still want to watch the highlights of the anchor attacking the liar?
"Damn it! Is this the end?"
"Host,
How about teaching a trick? "
"23333.... This liar won't really charge the anchor!"
"How can a liar be so stupid, what kind of a liar can he be so stupid?"
"Hahaha, I think so too."
"You have to focus on the main point, this is the anchor."
......
while they were discussing.
Buzz!
The phone screen Ye Tian put on the table lit up, this time it was a text message reminder.
All sailors can see clearly.
Immediately, the eyes of the water friends were all blinded.
"Dear customer, you have successfully recharged 200.00 yuan. It is more convenient to recharge and check the phone bill! Reply to 102, download the palm hall or visit the online hall to check the real-time consumption status for free, thank you for your use."
Ye Tian: "Fuck!"
Countless water friends sitting in front of computers and mobile phones: "Fuck!"
It was really charged!
This liar also charged 200 yuan.
So obedient.
Many book friends in the live broadcast room suddenly doubted life, okay?
It's that simple? Did you get scammers' money?
I have only heard that others are being cheated of money, but I have never heard that a liar is being cheated of money.
What is he doing?
What did the host say just now? Just two or three sentences!
OMG!
is this real?
Ye Tian opened the screen, and under all the attention of the water friends, he blocked the phone call just now, and then set the phone to set the unfamiliar call to be unable to get through. Next, he opened the text message so that the water friends could see it more clearly .
Immediately, the live broadcast room began to explode.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!!"
"66666"
"666666"
"This routine is awesome!"
"It turns out that liars are so simple."
"Fantastic! Come on a liar! I'm going to try the new routine I've learned."
"I'm running out of credit balance, liar, call me quickly."
"This is the first way to get rich, thank you anchor!"
"I want to know now, what is the shadow area of the liar's heart?"
"Hahahaha~~~ Awesome! I'm over it!"
......
On the other end of the phone, the liar who had just charged Ye Tian's phone bill, thought happily, this time he got another sum of money, still 20,000 yuan.
In order to reduce the risk, he deliberately recharged two hundred yuan, otherwise he wanted to recharge more, but as a liar, how could he be greedy, the most taboo is greed, besides, you can borrow it later!
For the sake of a long history and long-term consideration in the future, this is correct.
He has already figured out how to spend the money he is about to get, and he wants to do charity. Although he is a liar, he still spends a few hundred yuan for charity every month. This is what he is most proud of, because he looks the most Not those girls who are shivering in thin clothes in the alley, those girls are too pitiful, Xiaoli, wait for me, I will add the bell today.
When he called again, the smug smile on his face slowly solidified before he even smiled.
"The call you dialed is in progress..."
What the hell!
He had a bad feeling in his heart.
I quickly changed the phone and called again, my heart suddenly became cold, and the hormones that had just risen had already condensed into cholesterol at this time.
"Well, maybe the other party is busy and happens to have a phone call." This is how the liar comforted himself.
This is his last two hundred dollars.
After all, in his career, and in his master's career, in his master's career, he had never heard of a liar being defrauded of money!
......
What the liar didn't know was that on Ye Tian's side, the water friends had been laughing like crazy.
In the next few days, similar things happened all over the country.
"How many scammers have you cheated? I've already cheated a hundred yuan!"
"It's so weak, I've already cheated five hundred, dick or not?"
"You are all too weak, I have already deceived two thousand."
"Damn it, God! How did you do it?"
"Hahaha, let me tell you, I posted my phone number on the Internet, marked that I was looking for elementary school classmates, and said that I had become a rich man, and then there were inexplicably many calls."
"Brilliant! Worship!"
"Damn it! This trick is awesome!"
"Hahaha~~ My first pot of gold to get rich depends on this."
......
During this period of time, the liars all over the country, their psychological shadow area continues to expand.
Later, I heard that this kind of thing was published in many newspapers.
This case was written into a textbook by a liar, so remind yourself that you will never recharge your phone bills for others.
......
Ye Tian drank tea happily, rested for a while, then got up and prepared to go out.
When I went out, I stopped a taxi and reported a location: SH City Auto City.
The live broadcast room is not closed, and has been invisible in the sky to follow.
When the water friends heard Ye Tian's words, their eyes flashed, and many people reacted immediately.
"Anchor, this is going to buy a car."
"6666"
"Anchor, awesome, take me to pretend and take me to fly!"
"Anchor, what price to buy, I have ten auto 4S stores below me, I can give you some reference."
"It must be a luxury car, otherwise how can it be worthy of the distinguished status of the anchor."
"I just bought the latest Wuling Hongguang, and it's cool to drive, fifty thousand oceans, and I immediately feel that I have an old and noble identity. Yesterday in Qiu Mingshan, I directly used inertia to drift around the corner, surpassing the Subaru BRZ and the racing cars. BMW, yes, and then a Ferrari, then a Porsche, eat my exhaust, it's cool."
"It's awesome upstairs! Qiu's famous mountain bike god!"
"The brother upstairs, you are so powerful. On Saturday night, I will wait for you in Qiu Ming Mountain. The loser will leave the car logo."
"That `s a deal!"
"It turned out to be you, and I finally found you. Hello everyone, I'm Pharaoh, the auxiliary police officer of the Qiu Mingshan Traffic Police Brigade. I caught up with me to work overtime last night and drove our brigade's Xiaoniao electric car to patrol Panshan Road. A Wuling Hongguang did not turn on the two-way lights, illegally changed lanes, and was suspected of illegal racing. Come to the traffic police brigade tomorrow and drive your Wuling. By the way, the roof of our office is leaking. How much will it cost to repair it? Can be deducted from the fine."
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