Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 601 I'm the Man Who Learned the 36 Strategies of Sun Tzu

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In fact, when everyone heard Ye Tian chatting with the guests, something was wrong, and they wondered what they were trying to do?

And at this moment, I finally understood!

Everyone just wants to shout 666!

This operation is too coquettish, so coquettish that people are caught off guard!

In the live broadcast room of the program group at this time, the screen is full of 666.

"666"

"6666"

"Killing me!"

"This suffocating operation is very in line with the anchor's style."

"Pfft—forgive me for laughing unkindly!"

"I'm dying of laughter! It's really too funny! This showy operation broke my waist!"

"Originally, I thought what the anchor wanted to do? I never thought there would be such a routine."

"I feel sorry for the guest for a second! But this guest is also a bit 6, and the one he ordered is Buddha jumping over the wall!"

"This kind of guests who don't follow the rules, only the anchor can cure them!"

"This guest is indeed a little too much. The one who ordered a dish turned out to be Buddha Jumping over the Wall. I just want to say that the host is sad [gan] heart [de] sick [piao] crazy [liang]!"

...

And at this moment.

He Ling, who was stunned for a few seconds, suddenly rushed forward, and unplugged the phone line quickly.

Everyone's brains were still in a state of panic, and they looked at this scene even more bewilderedly.

what's going on? !

Why unplug the phone line?

Ye Tian was also shocked!

I rely on!

Awesome, Mr. He!

This point, even he did not expect, as expected, ginger is still old and spicy.

An old house where a treasure.

Can't afford it! Can't afford it!

"Ling, what are you doing?" Huang Lei asked reflexively before he could react.

But when he asked, his head recovered from the crash state, understood what He Ling meant, and immediately stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up.

"Amazing! My teacher He!" Huang Lei said with admiration, "You did a great job!"

"Hahahahaha... Congrats! Ye Tian reacted so well!" He Ling had a humble look on his face.

"No no no... Mr. He is still very good, I never thought of that." Ye Tian sighed from the bottom of his heart: "But I think Mr. Huang will do the same if he reacts."

"Of course!" Huang Lei said decisively.

Not only did he not have any objection to what Ye Tian and Mr. He did, but he also very much agreed with it. This guest was too much to make such an unreasonable request.

This is completely beyond their tolerance, Buddha jumps over the wall, tnnd, let you jump over the wall, believe it or not?

The guest on the other side of the phone was also stunned. Hearing the beeping sound from the phone, he fell into silence for a while.

She was wondering just now, what is the other party trying to do?

He was completely caught off guard by the other party, because this was not in her consideration at all, or at the exact time he didn't expect the other party to do this at all.

Such a deep routine!

Suffocating routine!

A completely unexpected routine!

Then he immediately chooses... Redial! No one loses! Must be found!

"Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached, please try again later!" A mechanical electronic voice came clearly from the phone.

Guest: "..."

The guest did not give up and continued to call!

"Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached, please try again later!"

"Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached, please try again later!"

"sorry……"

I really can't make a call!

The hearts of the guests are extremely complicated!

Is she in trouble?

A little flustered!

She's just skinny! They all learned from Ye Tian!

On the other side, in the mushroom house.

The director of the program group hid among the crowd, watching the three complacently praising each other,

Painful face.

Is he coming out? Or come out? Or come out?

Unplugging the phone line is a serious violation of the rules of the program group, that is to say, this is an illegal operation and is prohibited by evil orders!

However, he is a little timid now and dare not go out!

But as a director, you have to be responsible for your own program, this is the professional ethics of an entertainer.

He is a person with strong professional ethics. No matter what time it is, he stands firmly on the front line. Even if he is sick and drenched in salt water, he still fights at the front, working with his subordinates Sweating profusely, just like Yutaro I, the boss of the company, exuding light and heat all the time.

So at this time, how could he back down?

The face of the director of the program group was full of firmness and determination. For his own career, he worked hard!

Then he stretched out his hand to support the shoulder of the person in front of him, and then... gave him a sharp push!

The person who was pushed out was stunned!

The voice of this figure is none other than the director's assistant!

"Go and tell them that this is against the rules, and plug in the phone line immediately!" The voice of the director of the program came into his ears very clearly from behind.

The director's assistant looked aggrieved!

This is not his job at all!

Director, what about your professional ethics?

Everyone speaks plausibly every time in education, why should it be yourself? You are cowardly?

With pitiful eyes, he turned his head to look at the director behind him, how he wished that the director at this time could stand up and do it himself instead of letting him do it!

But what a pity! Such an unrealistic wish cannot be realized.

"Go, go... Hurry up! Otherwise your salary will be deducted!" The program director waved his hands and said with a threatening expression.

He even handed him a loud voice!

The director's assistant was full of tears, and almost cried aggrieved!

I am your relative!

You are the rhythm that must make me take the blame!

Even Da Lou Gong is ready! This is pushing him into the fire pit!

But it's a pity that the director of the program group was unmoved!

Seeing the director's assistant turn around and move forward step by step, he nodded in satisfaction.

Hum╭(╯^╰)╮——

He is indeed a very professional director. He never slackens, works tirelessly, fights firmly on the front line, and sweats profusely every day. However, for an excellent director like him, there are also hurdles that cannot be overcome, which he has never encountered before. Today, he Finally met!

So when it was time to give up, he decisively chose to give up!

After all, he is not stupid!

If you come out, you will definitely be beaten!

When encountering such a force majeure factor, of course he chose to avoid it.

"Uh... um, unplugging the phone line is against the rules..." the director's assistant said tremblingly while holding a loudspeaker.

The words are not finished yet!

piupiupiu——

Three voices piercing the air suddenly came to mind, and at the same time, three black shadows flew towards this direction at high speed!

The three slippers fell directly on the director's assistant's face almost in no particular order.

One slipper hit the forehead, and the other two hit the left and right cheeks. The division of labor was very clear, perfect!

Accurate! Quick! Loud!

"ah--"

The remaining words in the director's assistant's throat were interrupted before, and a scream came out of his mouth, it hurts so much!

Too fast, he couldn't dodge at all!

He knows it!

I have been on guard, but I still can't prevent it!

Hearing the screams, Ye Tian, ​​He Ling, and Huang Lei also turned their heads quickly, as if hitting the wrong person.

The three of them looked at each other, the director actually knew that all the shields were out!

The three of them were waiting for the director to appear just now. Although they were chatting, they had been waiting for the director to speak. Although they didn't have the slippers in their hands, they were close at hand.

I didn't expect to be hidden by this guy!

Seeing this scene, the director of the program group shrank his neck. Sure enough, he was right, these three guys were waiting for him to speak.

Hehehe...

There are always people who better than you!

Fortunately, he is very prescient!

Li Daitao froze!

He is also a man who has learned the 36 tactics of Sun Tzu's Art of War.

And just when the director was proud of himself, the director's assistant rushed over with his face covered.

The staff immediately dispersed!

The director hidden in the crowd was revealed!

The smile on the face of the director of the program group has just been discovered that it has not dissipated.

Immediately stiff!

I rely on!

Turning his head stiffly, he looked in Ye Tian's direction.

Immediately saw three smirking faces; and three slippers held high in their hands.

The director of the program group immediately got up and wanted to escape!

It's a pity it's too late!

The three slippers were like tracking missiles equipped with positioning devices, and they landed on the head of the director of the program without any mistakes.

The director of our program group ran away with his head in his arms!

What are you kidding, playing tricks with the three of them?

Really tired of life!

Three people, each with a higher IQ than the program director.

Do you really think that if you learn some of Sun Tzu's 36 tactics, you will be able to turn against the enemy?

Your uncle will always be your uncle, and your second uncle will always be your second uncle!

And soon, the director of the program group was surrounded by three people, squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, and huddled together.

The director of the program group shouted while holding his head: "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

Ye Tian immediately scolded angrily: "Don't scold people! Who are you calling a gentleman?"

The director was stunned by this sentence for a while!

I rely on! This answer is simply out of range!

He Ling and Huang Lei next to him couldn't help laughing for a while after hearing this.

The brain hole is too big, this suffocating answer!

The director was stunned for a while, and then he said aggrievedly: "You don't slap people in the face, it hurts your self-esteem!"

That means he has resigned himself to his fate, so go ahead and hit me, as long as you don't hit me in the face!

Ye Tian curled his lips and said, "Haven't you heard a common saying? Swearing is only for exposing faults, and beating is only for face! If you don't slap someone in the face, how can you call it beating?"

Program director: "..."

What your mother said is very reasonable, and he was speechless for a while.

In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience has long been laughing like crazy!

It's the first time I've seen this kind of scene! The key is still in a recorded variety show.

"666"

"6666"

"I'm an anchor in society, people don't talk too much!"

"This kind of scene, I have lived for more than 20 years, this is the first time I have seen it!"

"This is the most cowardly director I have ever seen, bar none!"

"This godlike conversation!"

"In terms of eloquence, the anchor is unparalleled!"

"Hahahahaha... My face hurts from laughing, and my Apple computer is laughed out!"

"Director, show your face! You will be popular tomorrow!"

"I dare say, this director is sure to hit!"

...

Although he knew that the live broadcast room of the program had exploded at this time, the director at this time was not panicked at all.

As long as he doesn't show his face, everything is easy to talk about!

Protecting his face is his greatest dignity at this time!

Make the best program, be the most cowardly director, let others say it!

.. m.

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