Wilderness Lucky God
Chapter 631 The Correct Way of Bathing for a Man
And Ye Tian went to prepare the fruit plate. After all, if the man said, he must do it, and he must not break his promise.
Then half an hour later.
When Li Ni and Song Zhu came out of the shower, they saw Ye Tian eating a large fruit plate with great joy, and they were almost finished.
Seeing this scene, Song Zhu immediately ran over and snatched the rest from Ye Tian's hands.
"Brother Ye Tian, didn't you say you prepared it for us? Why are you almost finished eating?" Song Zhu was speechless.
Ye Tian's face froze immediately. He cut the fruit plate and waited for no one. He even processed the two beggar chickens and buried them in the ground. Then he couldn't help but ate them. Instruct Dahua and Pengpeng to control the flames, and then they are almost finished eating by accident.
Of course he will never admit it!
"Cough cough cough..."
Ye Tian explained solemnly: "It's not that you wash it too slowly, the time has passed too long, the fruit will be oxidized when exposed to oxygen in the air, and it will not taste good, so in order not to waste fruit and food , I have to help you solve some problems first.”
Then, without waiting for the two girls to speak, they stood up immediately and said at the same time: "I'm going to take a bath, you girls take a bath too slowly, it's too smudged, let me tell you, you are wasting water resources, I don't know , I thought you guys did something shameful inside."
Turn around and run away!
Song Zhu: "..."
She was speechless for a while, and watched Ye Tian enter the house helplessly.
She even had the illusion that it was their fault, because they were taking a bath too slowly.
It also wastes water resources!
I couldn't vent my anger, so I picked up a strawberry and stuffed it in my mouth angrily, um~ it's so sweet and delicious, where is it oxidized!
"Pfft—"
Li Ni couldn't help laughing: "Okay, I'll wash some more fruit."
The water friends in the live broadcast room, seeing this scene, everyone burst out laughing.
"Hahaha"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"If I hadn't just watched the whole process, I would have almost believed it."
"This reason explains, I give full marks!"
"23333... I have never seen such a brazen person ('?炸?`)!!"
Then just three minutes later, Ye Tian came out with a change of clothes, his hair was wet and he looked refreshed.
At this time, just right, Li Ni had just prepared a fruit plate.
"See? This speed is called taking a bath." Ye Tian triumphantly raised his eyebrows at Song Zhu.
Then unceremoniously, he sat next to Song Zhu, picked up the fruit and stuffed it into his mouth with a satisfied face.
"We are girls, of course taking a bath is slow." Song Zhu rolled her eyes and said with a look of disgust: "Besides, are you taking a bath? Rub your hair with shampoo, then body wash, and rinse your whole body. It's over, you men don't understand the enjoyment of bathing at all."
"No! What you said is wrong!" Ye Tian retorted immediately.
"ah?"
Song Zhu was taken aback for a moment, a little puzzled: "I'm not right?"
Li Ni on the side also looked puzzled, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what Song Zhu said.
"That's right!"
Ye Tian said seriously: "I didn't use shower gel at all in the bath, I just rubbed my head with shampoo and touched my whole body by the way, this is called a man's bath."
Song Zhu: "..."
Li Ni: "..."
The two girls were speechless for a moment.
What the hell, it's even cruder than what they said. It opened up a new world and a new understanding of men's bathing methods.
In the live broadcast room of the program, the response from water friends was particularly enthusiastic.
"666"
"6666"
"(?_?) I lost!"
"Although I don't want to admit it, I am like this too."
"Hahahaha... Forgive me for laughing unkindly."
"So I'm not alone,
The host also takes a shower like this. "
"My God! It turns out that you guys take a shower like this."
"The content is too real, causing strong discomfort."
"I finally know why men take a shower so fast!"
...
Women's and men's baths are indeed different.
Ye Tian didn't care what the two girls thought, they ate the fruit happily.
There is a real difference between what is grown in the field and what is bought outside, at least the taste is quite good.
After all, the fruits sold outside are all frozen and transported, so there is still a gap in taste.
Soon, dinner is ready!
This meal opened Li Ni and Song Zhu's eyes.
It turned out that the food in the last variety show was so good!
The key is that it is so delicious!
Not to mention Song Zhu, she is usually a snack food person with constant snacks.
Even if it was Li Ni, it was a joy to grab it.
As for the object to be robbed, of course it is Ye Tian's beggar chicken.
"too delicious!"
"Ye Tian, why is your chicken so delicious?"
The two girls gasped in admiration while eating.
Ye Tian: "Cough cough cough..."
But this admiration almost choked Ye Tian, and his liver spurted out.
"Don't talk nonsense, this is a serious show, don't drive around." Ye Tian said angrily.
Li Ni didn't realize it at first, after all, all the attention was on the Beggar Chicken.
And when she reacted, her whole face instantly turned blood red like a pig's kidney.
"You...you...what are you talking about?" Li Ni couldn't believe what she said just now, she seemed to have completely lost her memory, she was so ashamed, and directly deleted that memory.
"Ahem——"
Snapped!
He Ling immediately slapped Ye Tian on the back and said: "Don't tease other girls! Nini, leave him alone, this guy has been out of shape all day, we all know what you mean, so there is no need to explain gone."
"Yes, yes, yes! Don't listen to his nonsense!" Huang Lei took a sip of beer, ate another mouthful of beggar chicken, and said with a happy face, "This guy just needs to be beaten up and needs to be dealt with."
But the more she said this, the more uncomfortable Li Ni became!
This simply kept making her think about what she said just now, and at the same time, some kind of unsuitable picture appeared in her head.
Ye Tian: "..."
Ye Tian was stunned, did he say something wrong?
Depend on!
He is maintaining the show.
He is doing it for justice, he is a positive person!
Song Zhu raised her little head in doubt, and asked, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand what you are saying?"
"Continue to eat your chicken!" Ye Tian said angrily.
"Hmmmm."
Song Zhu immediately said happily: "Brother Ye Tian, your chicken is really delicious."
That innocent smile, that sincere compliment, incomparably sincere, incomparably beautiful.
Ye Tian: " ̄□ ̄||"
Li Ni: " ̄□ ̄||"
Huang Lei: " ̄□ ̄||"
He Ling: " ̄□ ̄||"
The air is so quiet, so nice!
It may be that it feels quiet, too awkward, and the atmosphere is too weird.
Ye Tian showed a sincere smile and couldn't help saying: "It's delicious, eat more!"
But in the eyes of other people, this smile is not so sincere, even very evil.
He Ling: "Shut up!"
Huang Lei: "Shut up!"
Li Ni: "Shut up!"
Li Ni's face was blushing, her eyes were shy, but her voice was unusually firm.
This guy is so bad, how can he say such evil words?
What is delicious? Just eat more.
Pooh!
Men don't have a good thing.
At this moment, Ye Tian felt strong malice: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻........."
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