Wilderness Lucky God

"Caught it!"

Song Zhu and Pengpeng looked at each other excitedly. They didn't expect that Ye Tian's calculations were so accurate. A pheasant was caught by the trap!

"That's right, it looks like I've caught it! Ye Tian took off the sack on his back and hurried forward.

"Wait for us!"

Pengpeng and Song Zhu didn't want to be left behind, so they followed quickly, only Xu Zhenglei was out of breath, and simply sat down on the ground, "Whoever wants to go, go...I, I can't walk anymore ..."

"Haha, Dao Xu is stupid!"

"Director Xu hasn't had a big meal this day, so he did a lot of physical work!"

"The anchor routine is deep!"

"It's not that the anchor has deep routines, but Director Xu asked to follow him on his own initiative~"

"Look, the anchor is going to catch the chicken!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited and eager to watch!

"This is it!"

When Ye Tian pushed aside the jungle in front of him, and saw the pheasant cuckooing and hanging upside down from the tree by his feet tied by ropes, he immediately showed a relieved smile, "I'm lucky today!"

After going through several traps and counting them, they were pleasantly surprised to find that there were three pheasants. They were so lucky that they were definitely enough for the members of the Mushroom House to eat!

"Three pheasants?!"

"Brother Tian, ​​awesome!"

Song Zhu and Pengpeng were overjoyed, as the pheasant was what it wanted.

Beggar chicken was eaten at night!

Thinking of the taste of Beggar Chicken, both of them couldn't help swallowing.

"Damn it! Anchor 6666!"

"Can you catch this? This is too 6!"

"Fuck! Sit down in the front row!"

"No, I tried setting traps to catch chickens when I was camping.

But it didn't work at all? "

"It's too fake! The show crew put it in advance! Let's go, don't watch it!"

"Stupid idiot! No explanation!"

"Hey~ there is a troll! Brothers, fuck him!"

"An idiot has appeared, beat him to death!"

"People who don't know the anchor will say such things, and they will never look down on other people's excellence!"

"Go away! If you don't want to see it, go away, leave any comments, and find a sense of presence."

"Following the anchor all the way, idiots will never understand how powerful and powerful the anchor is!"

"You know a ball. To catch a pheasant, you need to know the habits of the pheasant, where it likes to fly, and what kind of food it is most likely to be attracted to. It is because the anchor is very familiar with these things that he can use the trap very easily. Caught the pheasant!"

"So that's it, the anchor is profound!"

All of a sudden, barrages flew across the sky.

The troll who said that the program team had prepared in advance was stunned for a while.

Usually, when he speaks in a variety show, a group of people immediately follow suit. Today, he couldn't help standing in the perspective of a sage, criticizing the loopholes in this show. In his opinion, it is too naive. He really treats the audience like Fool, he can't let other people be fooled.

Similarly, being flattered and approved by others makes his self-esteem and self-confidence soar, because everything he does is righteous, and he doesn't worry about being retaliated on the Internet.

Then, I was stunned for a while!

Because it is completely different from what he imagined, why are you scolding him?

Obviously, he operated as usual, but got the opposite effect. How could one mouth be able to reach the people on the screen? It was like a torrent of people drowning directly. What he could say, what he wanted to say, had already been drowned in his throat.

Because no one wants to know what he wants to say.

"Come on, do me a favor!"

Ye Tian opened his pocket and was about to put the three pheasants into his pocket, while Pengpeng helped to hold the pheasants' feet so that they wouldn't move around, but the strength of the pheasants was beyond his expectation, and it took a long time. It took a while to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.

After stuffing the pheasant into his pocket, Ye Tian immediately tied the mouth of the bag with vines. Although the pheasant was still struggling, it couldn't break free.

"Done!"

Ye Tian put the pheasant pocket on his back, and patted the bag with satisfaction, while Pengpeng, on the other hand, was covered in chicken feathers, looked disheveled, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.

"Brother Ye Tian, ​​you are so powerful, you can catch pheasants with just such a trap!" At this time, Song Zhu looked at Ye Tian almost like twinkling little stars, full of admiration.

"Basic operation, basic operation." Ye Tian said with a smile, "It means that the conditions here are not enough, otherwise you just want to eat crocodiles, and I can do it!"

"Crocodiles are okay?" Pengpeng couldn't believe it, "You're just kidding!"

"What are crocodiles, even bigger beasts!" Ye Tianman said indifferently.

Although Ye Tian's words were suspected of bragging, the water friends in the live broadcast believed that Ye Tian really wasn't bragging!

"...Maybe you don't believe it, but it's true, and it's a ten-meter-long crocodile!"

"You think the anchor is bragging, but he is so awesome! He still died with his bare hands!"

"Frankly speaking, almost all dangerous animals seem to have been killed by the host..."

"The anchor is really not bragging! When the aliens come one day, I'm afraid they will be beaten to death by the anchor."

"666, if the anchor really knows how to cook aliens, that would be great."

"I can't tell..."

"The man standing at the top of the food chain!"

"I'm a big foodie, what can't I eat?"

...

Ye Tian opened his pocket and was about to put the three pheasants into his pocket, while Pengpeng helped to hold the pheasants' feet so that they wouldn't move around, but the strength of the pheasants was beyond his expectation, and it took a long time. It took a while to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.

This trip can be described as a very fruitful harvest, because four hares were caught at the same time!

On the contrary, hares are easier to get hold of, as long as they grab their ears, they can't move. Ye Tian easily caught all four hares.

"Done!"

Ye Tian put the pheasant pocket on his back, and patted the bag with satisfaction, while Pengpeng, on the other hand, was covered in chicken feathers, looked disheveled, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.

Bringing the pheasants and hares they caught, the three of them hurried back happily, talking and laughing along the way, especially when they thought of the beggar chicken and roasted hares that they were about to eat at night, Pengpeng and Song Zhu couldn't help it. Slobber.

On the way back, they happened to meet Xu Zheng who was staying in place to feed the mosquitoes. This guy couldn't hold back for a long time. Seeing Ye Tian jumping up from the ground, he complained loudly: "You guys are back, my chicken!" Woolen cloth?"

"Director Xu, if you're looking for chickens, walking three hundred kilometers north will definitely meet your needs." Ye Tian said with a bad smile.

"Uh, I... bah!"

Xu Zheng was slightly taken aback, and it took him a long time to realize what Ye Tian meant!

"Hahaha!" Song Zhu couldn't help clapping her hands and laughing when she saw Xu Zheng being tortured by Ye Tian without any temper at all, "Director Xu, you've been tricked by brother Ye Tian again!"

Xu Zheng quickly changed the subject: "Where's my beggar chicken? Have you got it yet?"

He is quite concerned about this matter, it depends on whether he can have a good meal tonight.

"Don't worry, Director Xu!"

Ye Tian untied the sack behind his back and put it on the ground, and let Xu Zheng look at the pheasant in the bag, "Here, how is it?"

"Yo-ho!"

Xu Zheng's eyes lit up immediately, "Yes, yes, it's still a pheasant, a pure natural pheasant! Wow, there are also hares, haha..."

"That is to say, Director Xu, you have such a big air, let me catch the pheasant myself, if it is replaced by someone else, I will just get a domestic chicken to deal with it." Ye Tian deliberately praised Xu Zheng in his words. .

Sure enough, when Xu Zheng heard this, he was so happy that the corners of his mouth reached his ears, "Oh, this is really..."

"But having said that, Mr. Xu is the only one who can make such cheeky requests." Ye Tian changed the subject and began to mock Xu Zheng again.

"Hmm... wait, what did you say?"

Xu Zheng was still in the air of being praised by Ye Tian at this time, he still didn't realize such a turning point, and even nodded in agreement repeatedly, it took him a while to realize it!

"Pfft!"

Song Zhu almost didn't laugh out loud, and Pengpeng laughed so hard that he staggered.

"Forget it, for the sake of beggar chicken and roasted hare, I won't argue with you."

Xu Zheng patted his head and rolled his eyes, but he was very happy. Even if Ye Tian hurt him, he was still very happy.

Just like that, the four of them hurried back happily with the wild game.

When they returned, the sun had completely set, and although the moon and stars had not yet appeared, the mighty wind blowing over the fields already had a hint of coolness.

"It's so cold~"

Xu Zheng couldn't help wrapping his clothes tightly. He didn't expect the temperature difference between day and night in the wild to be so large.

When Ye Tian returned to the mushroom house with game, Huang Lei was dumbfounded when he saw three pheasants and four hares.

"Awesome!"

Huang Lei gave a thumbs up, and then couldn't help swallowing.

Although Ye Tian caught the pheasant very easily last time, but this time he just needed it, and he caught it as soon as he said he caught it.

"Ye Tian, ​​don't forget, I want you to cook Beggar Chicken!" Xu Zheng patted Ye Tian on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"You really know how to instigate people." Ye Tianbai glanced at Xu Zheng, "Don't worry, leave it to me, you go and collect some bamboo shoots."

"OK."

Xu Zheng readily agreed, but then felt something was wrong, and suddenly realized: "Damn it! Why did I subconsciously want to help you work? What kind of spell did you cast on me?"

Ye Tian said with a smirk: "Director Xu, this time you took the initiative to help with the work, but I didn't cast a spell on you. Besides, if I could cast a spell, I would immediately turn you into Zhu Bajie? "

"Why Zhu Bajie?" Even Huang Lei who was at the side couldn't help asking.

"Lazy and gluttonous, he asks for the most food and does the least work, isn't he Zhu Bajie?" Ye Tian shrugged, "Now that I think about it, Director Xu's "Bright Spring" Zhu Bajie is simply acting in his true colors!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"I'm so ridiculous! It's okay to act in your true colors!"

"It's okay to cast magic! I also want to see what it looks like when Director Xu turns into a pig!"

"Isn't it just acting in your true colors?"

"Upstairs, you're talking nonsense!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were completely amused by Ye Tian, ​​and gifts were frantically brushed up on the bullet screen again, and Ye Tian successfully brought a big rhythm again!

"Thank you [Looking Back Again] for the Zan X1000"

"Thank you [One Flower One World] for the gift Rocket X20!"

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