Wine Sword Immortal: Divine Level Winemaker, Drunkenly Kills Tianmen!

"Hehe." The Spiritual Emperor smiled 'gently', "Little guy, don't be angry, I just nag a few words, please forgive me if you feel angry."

As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person, Lin Lei and Du Yin's faces became better after hearing each other admit defeat.

"It's okay, it's okay." Lin Lei waved his hand generously, "But uncle, you really have to be careful, you are stepping on a landmine, it's really unpopular with young people."

"Oh?" The Spiritual Emperor nodded meaningfully, "Then I want to consult you about a few questions about young people, I wonder if the two children can help me?"

Perhaps because he felt that his attitude just now was not good, Du Yin decisively agreed.

"You say."

"It's like this, just like what the boy said just now." The Spiritual Emperor pointed to Lin Lei, "I do have a daughter in my family who is in love early, so I am a little unhappy and a little angry now. From your perspective, can you give me some advice?"

No Chinese can refuse gossip about other people's families, no one!

Lin Lei: "Uncle, your question is too vague. There is no key information. We can't help you analyze it."

Du Yin: "Yes, uncle, we analyze specific issues specifically. Please tell us more key information."

Spirit Emperor: "Blame me, blame me. It's like this. My daughter is about the same age as you. Although she was a little naughty before, she was still very honest and obedient. But recently I noticed something wrong. She seemed to have chosen a son-in-law for me behind my back."

Lin Lei: "Son-in-law? Your daughter has such a close relationship with him?"

Du Yin: "No way, they are only in their teens and they have decided to spend their lives together?"

Spirit Emperor sighed and said, "I heard rumors that they not only kissed and hugged each other, but also..."

After hearing this, Yun Xian'er below was so scared that she stopped breathing!

After hearing this, Lin Lei and Du Yin's expressions instantly became serious. The two turned around and began to discuss seriously.

"I see." Du Yin looked understanding. "As a parent, I would be worried if my daughter fell in love so early. If it were me, I would be anxious too!"

"Indeed, think about it from another angle. If I were so young and took a girl home, the parents would be furious." Lin Lei said seriously, stroking his chin.

The two discussed and finally came to a preliminary conclusion.

"The boy your daughter found is such a piece of shit!" Lin Lei was indignant. "Uncle, I rarely speak for parents. This time, I will stand by you!"

Even Du Yin's expression became a little distressed.

"Uncle, do you know who your daughter's lover is? You can ask the other party's parents for this?" Du Yin asked.

The corners of the spirit emperor's mouth twitched slightly, and his fists clenched uncontrollably.

"This is a bit hard to say. When a family is unlucky, it is difficult to prevent thieves from robbing the family!"

"What!!!" x2

Lin Lei and Du Yin widened their eyes and opened their mouths, as if they were struck by lightning, and they were so shocked that they couldn't speak for a long time.

"Family... thief!!!"

"Could it be..."

The Spiritual Emperor sighed, as if it was difficult to speak.

"Yes, it was my rebellious son who was killed a thousand times!"

Hearing this, Lin Lei and Du Yin looked at each other, and the two did not hide their shock at all.

The legendary plot of German orthopedics appeared in front of them, which made the two people numb.

"Beast...beast...ah!!!" Lin Lei turned into a messenger of justice and couldn't help but roared, "How could he have the heart to do it, that's my sister!"

The Spiritual Emperor nodded in agreement, and then added a sentence in time.

"Your evaluation is very pleasing to me, but that little bastard is not my biological child."

"Oh, so it's not my biological child." Lin Lei exhaled a long breath, "Scared me to death."

Du Yin frowned: "It's not okay if it's not my biological child, it's also a beast!"

After saying that, Du Yin looked at the Spiritual Emperor's expression with a bit of apology.

"Uncle, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to experience something like this..."

The Spiritual Emperor waved his hand: "It's okay, I hope you can give me some advice."

The two little guys were immediately in trouble. It was obvious that they didn't know what to do with their experience.

After a while, Lin Lei gave up thinking first. He clenched his fists and said indignantly.

"Uncle, I think no matter what, you should beat him up first, otherwise you are too cowardly as a father!"

Du Yin quickly agreed: "Yes, vent your anger first, otherwise it will be bad if you get angry!"

Lin Lei: "The so-called German orthopedics is famous for the brother who fell in love with his sister, and then the father found out and broke his leg with a stick. Finally, he was sent to the German orthopedics for treatment. Don't say anything when you go home, just beat him up first!"

"I tell you, uncle, children are like roof tiles if they are not beaten for three days. The reason why my family members are not mad at me is because they love to beat me. Beat me half to death, and all the anger will go away."

"For example, my father, I don't know what went wrong the other day, and he forced me to take photos with the King of Hell more than a dozen times."

"Oh?" The Spiritual Emperor looked at Lin Lei in surprise, "I can't see that my friend is so conscious, but beating is useless, you see, haven't you been beaten since you were a child, and it doesn't work?"

"It doesn't work, but it makes you feel better!" Lin Lei said as a matter of course.

"That's right." Du Yin agreed, "Uncle, you don't know that every time his parents beat him, they would turn back into loving fathers and mothers."

"Even if the matter is not resolved, at least we can calm down, right?"

Lin Lei quickly added: "And when I was beaten, I really wanted to die. It was like pinching your neck to the critical point of suffocation, and then letting you take a breath and continuing to pinch you, that feeling of life and death, but It’s uncomfortable.”

"Have you never hit a child?" Linley asked.

The Spirit Emperor shook his head: "My daughter doesn't get spanked as much when she gets older, but my son was still being spanked some time ago, and he even openly challenged me."

"What!!!" Lin Lei shouted in disbelief, "There are still such arrogant people?"

The next second, he said with a serious expression: "Uncle, you can't keep this kid, beat him to death!"

For Linley, he would never allow anyone to be more powerful than him, let alone such a person to receive a lighter beating than him!

"Isn't this bad? After all, my son is pretty good." The Spirit Emperor sighed.

"Look for a wet nurse!" Lin Lei gave the answer directly without any time to think.

"As the saying goes, if the belt is dipped in iodine and disinfected at the same time, you can find a wet nurse to nurse and beat him at the same time. The beating will make him unable to live or die!"

Hearing this, the Spirit Emperor twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but ask.

"Why are you so experienced?"

"Because this is how he was beaten from childhood to adulthood." Du Yin replied, "Don't pay attention to these unimportant things. The problem is now on you."

"Yes!" Lin Lei lamented, "How can a thief like him be worthy of a fairy parent like you who doesn't beat his children casually?"

The love was so deep that Lin Lei couldn't help crying.

But he obviously forgot how gentle and elegant his parents were before.

It's just that jealousy makes people ugly, and he must drag that unknown beast into the water.

"Okay!" The Spirit Emperor shook his head and said regretfully, "That's all we can do. Let's give that kid a good beating later."

"How can this be done!" Du Yin jumped out immediately, "It's useless to hit just one person. To put it bluntly, there are two main culprits in this matter. I think your daughter is being cared for. It would be better to hit her together. !”

"Oh?" The Spirit Emperor looked at the girl in front of him with a half-smile, "Isn't that good? After all, they are his biological children."

"You're confused, uncle!" Lin Lei used his strength again, "You have no scruples when it comes to fighting with your own children!"

Lin Lei spoke righteously: "She is already this age, what doesn't she understand?"

"That's right!" Du Yin nodded crazily.

Next to her, Yu Xian'er pulled Du Yin's little hand tremblingly and shouted in a mosquito-like voice: "Tonic medicine."

Lin Lei spoke righteously: "When she fell in love, where did she put your reputation, your dignity, and your love?"

"That's right!" Du Yin nodded crazily.

Next to her, Yu Xian'er trembled and pulled Du Yin's little hand for the second time: "Please, I told you about the tonic."

Lin Lei spoke righteously: "Don't let anyone go, beat the two ducks with a stick, and let the rain and dew fall on both sides!"

"Liquidation, everything must be liquidated!" Du Yin nodded frantically.

Next to her, Yu Xian'er no longer had the strength to pull.

The Spirit Emperor nodded solemnly: "Okay then, I accept your suggestion."

At this time, Yu Xian'er, who was still struggling, finally stopped pulling because...

The hanging heart finally died.

"However, they seem to have accomplices. What should we do with those accomplices?" the Spirit Emperor continued to ask.

Hearing this, Lin Lei and Du Yin were shocked again.

"What, are you still helping the evildoers?"