Winner System of Entertainment

In rural areas in the countryside, there are usually some gossips, or gossips and scandals about family affairs or various scandals and scandals. Anyway, most of the young and middle-aged men have gone out to make money and work. Apart from the elderly and children, the largest number of people left at home are because

Middle-aged women stayed behind for various reasons.

Middle-aged women are also called Obasans. These people are no longer shy or shameless. As long as they gather together, they will soon tell some gossip about the people in each village that they have heard about to amuse others to ask or ask questions.

Laughing. Anyway, on a hot day, it’s just like beating a child on a rainy day.

Now, their topic has fallen on Tang Xiaosha, who has been at home for almost a week after returning from town because he failed the college entrance examination.

"You know the young man named Tang Xiaosa in Tang Guoxian's family, right?"

In the only teahouse in the village, a short, chubby, middle-aged Obasan asked a few other idle Obasans around him with the look and tone of an underground party associate.

Who among the older generation of rural people doesn’t know anyone? If we go back 20 years, in order to watch a movie, everyone would rather hold a kerosene torch and walk ten miles across several villages. It was this kind of thing that made people in those early years

People in the village basically have a wide social circle, unlike today's young people who just watch TV during the holidays. I don't know a few people in the village. At most, they look familiar.

Therefore, when the short and fat woman asked, another Obasan immediately answered: "Nonsense, isn't he the short, thin young man who heard that he is useless in studying? What's wrong?"

Well, when rural people evaluate whether a young person who is still studying has development potential, they mainly look at his grades. In addition, whether he has filial piety is also a major indicator. Brother Xiaosha has never won any awards or awards since he was a child.

Honor, this is why these women look down upon you.

"You don't know, don't I live behind the mountain in his house?" The short, fat woman shook her head and said in a very heavy tone: "It was fine before, but in the past few days, every morning when I get up, I hear someone

The dead ghost came to my house on the mountain and shouted "Ah, Oops!", not to mention the sharp and loud voice, which almost scared me into falling into a latrine on the first morning."

Sure enough, as soon as this statement came out, it immediately caused a burst of questioning: "Ah? Haha, who is yelling then?"

"Did you encounter something unclean?"

"Isn't it just that Tang who is causing trouble?"

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There were only a few people around at first, but as the loud voices of Obasan attracted the attention, a few idle uncles and uncles who had nothing to do immediately followed. Isn't this just idle anyway?

The short, fat woman obviously had a tendency to go crazy when people came to her. When she saw that there were more people, she immediately became more enthusiastic, and then said loudly: "Don't make any noise, listen to me." The people around her said "Oh" and quickly fell silent, so she just

Then he said: "I listened for three days in a row. Every day around 6 o'clock in the morning, the shouting voice was exactly the same, ah oh oh. Sometimes it was like "buzzing" like thunder, which made my heart beat.

Numb!"

"Your man is out, so of course it's scary for your child to be alone before summer vacation." An observer agreed with sympathy and understanding.

Another Obasan also came up with an idea: "Then what did you do? Just endure it like this?"

"You're kidding, can I bear it?" the short, fat woman yelled with anger on her face: "So this morning, I got up at dawn, and then went straight there with two kitchen knives and a flashlight.

Waiting on the mountain."

"Okay! You are still awesome~" A woman who is usually timid admired loudly.

"Haha, you are indeed Zhang Dapao~ Only you can do this." The middle-aged and elderly men also expressed their admiration one after another.

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"If any bastard calls me Zhang Dapao again, I will fight you to the death~" the short, fat woman yelled. She obviously didn't like the nickname "Zhang Dapao", because in the village only those shrews who can't be offended will be called "Zhang Dapao".

Nicknamed "Cannon". This is a typical personal attack!"

"Okay, hurry up and continue talking. What on earth were you doing with the knife?" No one was serious with her. After all, if a shrew is really offended, it will cause rumors. No one wants to

He became the protagonist of other people's jokes. So he had to urge "Zhang Dapao" to hurry up and continue talking.

"What's the rush? What's the rush?" Zhang Dapao curled her lips in displeasure. At this moment, she finally felt like "the moon is supported by stars", so she snorted proudly before continuing: "I just climbed up

Going up the mountain, you also know that the sun has not come out yet and the wind is a bit cold. I am going to take a rest and cool down before looking for that person, but -" At this point, a look of shock and fear appeared on Zhang Dapao's face.

Looking at her expression, she swallowed: "But you would never expect that when I raised my eyes, I saw a shirtless young man wearing only a pair of boxers and bare feet walking around the land on the mountain with more than 5 acres of land."

"Sun Soil" is running in circles on the edge, and while running very fast, it is still making a "hum hum ha ha" sound..."

"What did I think? They are exercising!" An old man with gray hair sneered and said disdainfully: "When I lived with my son in Yuzhou, I could see a lot of them every day.

Young people run in towels in communities and parks, and people call this losing weight."

"What a fuss!" The others immediately laughed, and several of them left at once.

"Old man Wang, don't look down on people!" Zhang Dapao was anxious. She had finally managed to show off like this. How could she let a bad old man ruin it? She said anxiously: "Who doesn't know about running? The key is that the young man finished the run.

He didn't pay any attention to me, and just stood under a big cypress tree on the edge of the slope. Oh, you don't know, he just punched and kicked the cypress tree "hum ha ah ah". The scene was horrifying. The bark of the cypress tree

They were all flattened and shaking constantly. The young man seemed to be crazy..." As she spoke, her short and fat body was shaking, as if she was really frightened.

"Then is he really crazy?" A group of people around asked the same question. It was like watching a movie, and it was a martial arts movie.

"How did I know? I turned around and ran away." Zhang Dapao admitted his cowardice aggrievedly: "Didn't you say that if you are really beaten by a madman, you will only deserve to be unlucky? I don't want to be hospitalized and take medicine."

A large group of people look at me and I look at you, and they all don’t know what to do. Because Zhang Dapao’s reasons are indeed very reasonable, and no one wants to argue with a madman. Even if he is a shrew, he is afraid of a madman.

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"Okay, okay, why don't you ask Li Wenjun later? She will definitely know if her own grandson is crazy." It was the old man Wang who broke the silence: "Li Wenjun comes here every day to fight for 8 yuan (a day)

local poker method), I’ll ask him later.”

"Okay, then let's go ask her together. If she is really crazy, we will advise her to be sent for treatment. Don't accidentally hurt anyone." A large group of people nodded in agreement, and then some people sighed, "Poor baby.

Ah, how can you go crazy at such a young age?" and the like.

There is an exaggerated saying in the countryside that if you fart at the end of the village, the whole village will smell the stink. Now, when Zhang Dapao told the news that Tang Xiaosa was crazy, it only took an hour for the whole village to smell the stink.

Most people already know that.

"Tang Xiaosa is crazy, do you know?" This sentence suddenly became the most popular sentence in the village that day, far surpassing "Have you eaten?" or "Where have you been?"