Winner System of Entertainment

Everyone will have experienced embarrassment, and there is a chic brother, but for him, what is happening now is undoubtedly the most embarrassing thing so far.

He blew his own words. If there was no parties heard in person, then he would definitely not "recognize the account" in the expiration, because he was just a joke.

However, when the one in his mouth, Guo Yanting, who was fascinated by his wind, stood in front of him with a good smell, and stared at him with beautiful eyes, staring at him,

Brother chic.

"What do you say? Can you say it again?"

Guo Damei blinked his eyes, repeating the problem just now with a little bit of unclear tone.

"Guru"

Facing the aggressive Guo Da Mei, some stupid people swallowed a spit, and the sweat on the forehead slipped directly on the hot ground.

"This ... a joke ... haha ​​... it's really a joke ..."

It was still very windy ~ someone who scratched a stutter with a strong smile explained.

In fact, at this time, his heart had scolded himself to death. Nima was all arrears! Brother, this is enough to support it! For Mao, take this look gentle and beautiful.

But in fact, Guo Yanting, who can't tolerate sand?

Well, even if she joked with her, I should pay attention to whether the parties can hear it!

It's okay now, won't you make hair, right?

Brother Xiaoming was worried, but when he saw Guo Yanting, who was opposite, he wrinkled his nose, and then snorted and turned into a convenience store.

What does this mean? What is so angry?

Brother Xiaoming looked at her back in surprise and disappeared behind the yellow plastic hanging curtain, blinking and could not help but look at the fat director.

But at this glance, he was immediately angry, because Director Li's "culprit" was actually covering his mouth and laughing?

Nima, Lao Tzu is regarded as a narcissistic crazy, can you still laugh?

So, the handsome brother scolded inexplicablely: "Well, you are embarrassed to laugh? This is all your troubles!"

He walked over and stared at the director Li who said "I'm embarrassed", "Sorry to me, I'm sorry. Just now you saw her out, but came to dig a pit and let me jump down.

ah?"

The most hateful thing is that this is the same. You have seen the "party" come out, and you are paying attention to it. As a result, you still come to use language to attract brothers. This is the intentional joke of Chiguo!

"Hahaha……"

Brother Kai is not good. The more he said, the more the fat director feels funny. Even if someone is already green, his fist is about to pinch the water. He still can't help but the hilarious impulse.

Brother chic: "..."

Well, you know that Lao Tzu will not hit someone, you will laugh hard! It ’s best to laugh at your turn.

Unfortunately, someone's curse did not take effect. The fat man director had neither breath nor laughed. It was only about half a minute.

They are all helpless and chic brothers' shoulders: "Oh, relax, nothing wrong, what is a joke between young people? Haha, just relax it"

"Is everything okay? Humph, you made it very simple!" Brother Xiaosha snorted and sneered in a depressed tone: "The important thing is, what you just ruined was my image! It's not yours. Do you believe it or not, now

In her mind, I must have the impression that I am a super narcissist. How unjust am I?"

"Aren't you?" The fat director said with a "shocked" look: "You said it yourself, you are so tall that you can't help it, even beautiful women are attracted by your touch!"

Damn it, is this a rhythm that deserves a beating? This is a slap in the face! This is it!

Brother Xiaosha gritted his teeth and said: "...Do you know that I really want to punch you right now and make your face full of love?"

"Forget it, I won't joke with you anymore!"

Probably because he felt that the scene was almost done, the fat director no longer wanted to be beaten. He glanced at the staff who were setting up the camera, adjusting the lights, and helping Guo Biting put on makeup. He nodded and said:

"Okay, the joke is over. It's time for you to get ready. Have you memorized your lines and everything?"

Damn it, you have said all the good and bad things, and now you think of starting work?

"Hey, do you still need to spend time memorizing such a simple conversation?" Someone raised his head in disdain.

Here it comes, here it comes again!

Director Li shouted in his heart, but with a very uncaring look on his face he said: "Oh, my design is simple, then give me a wonderful design!"

Is Brother Dang a fool or a genius? You don’t get a penny of design fee, so why should I point fingers and act as a free designer for you?

Besides, is it so easy to come up with good advertising design? Do you really think everyone has great ideas?

Therefore, Brother Xiaosha rolled his eyes and said calmly: "I'm not your full-time creative designer. I don't get a dime more. Two words, no!"

Hey, young people are making rapid progress, and they actually understand that efforts must be rewarded?

Director Li looked at the handsome brother in surprise, who was raising his head and pointing his nostrils at him, then clasped his chin and sighed: "You know, I just told Miss Guo in the car that the one we worked with last time was quite successful.

The advertisement is actually the creative idea provided by you, but she doesn’t believe it because in her opinion, advertising designers are usually only talented students who can do it..."

Having said this, his eyes quickly glanced at someone's face, and when he saw Brother Xiaosha's eyes twitching slightly, he laughed in his heart, and immediately said: "So I made a bet with her:

Don’t believe it, Xiaosha is a real genius, an all-rounder. If you don’t believe me, just wait and see. He will definitely ask me to modify the script, and the changes will get better and better. The effect will definitely be great.

It will surprise you.”

Oh, haha, the soul soup has been served?

"Are you done?" Brother Xiaosha asked calmly: "Are you not going to add anything more?"

No, why didn't he jump out and shout, "Of course I can handle it"?

Director Li blinked his eyes, stared blankly at someone who was curling his lips, and suddenly asked: "Do you not believe it, or do you think it doesn't matter?"

Nonsense, who is stupider than who else in this era? Do you think that just using beauty traps and provoking generals can arouse my fighting spirit? Can you make me as excited as if I had been injected with chicken blood?

With this thought in his mind, Brother Xiaosha said disdainfully: "Although every man cannot tolerate the suspicion and contempt of a stunning beauty, it is a pity that the method and time of proof can be chosen."

The implication is very simple: I have seen through it and I just won’t be fooled by you.

Today's young people are really amazing! All the methods of motivating generals are ineffective?

Director Li was completely dumbfounded. He was stunned for a while before he spread his hands and said, "Okay, I give up! Then let's shoot according to the script!"

After speaking, he shook his head and turned around to walk into the store, but a hand fell on his shoulder, "If you can do me some favors, I can consider giving you some better suggestions."

.”

"cut!"

The fat director smiled disdainfully, reached out and slapped someone's big hand away, and turned around and said: "I only paid 100,000 yuan in labor fees for filming this commercial, and there was no tax deduction. You, a rich man worth nearly 10 million yuan,

You actually have the nerve to ask for benefits from me?"

Tens of millions of cents? Tens of millions of cents? Don’t say it’s not at the tens of millions level yet. Even if you have it, you’ll have to donate it! As for the rich man, the money I can use is only one hundred yuan a day. The rich man

What a fart!

Brother Xiaosha rolled his eyes and couldn't explain the cause and effect relationship. He could only say expressionlessly: "Just one sentence, who is willing to do something that is not beneficial? I am not willing to do it anyway."

"Then what do you want? Let's say it first. Money is impossible. I have to support my family. It is absolutely impossible to give it to you, the 'money sucker'! Not even a cent." Director Li was helpless and determined.

He said while covering his trouser pockets.

Look at your little face, you are a man worth millions. Are you going to covet your little money?

"Hey, do you think that besides money, what else can touch a man's heart the most?" Brother Xiaosha said with a 'cheesy' smile, and winked at the fat director who looked suspicious.

Blinked.

"That must be 'sex'... Damn it, are you attracted to my fat body? This is not okay! I will never be gay!"

"Your sister... ugh..."

The fat director first answered tentatively, and Brother Xiaosha nodded happily, thinking that he was very eye-catching and worthy of being a veteran!

However, what he said next made someone's smile freeze instantly, and then he couldn't help but glance at his fat round face, his round belly, and his two big, black breasts under his white short-sleeved shirt.

Nipples, please let me die!

Looking at Brother Xiaosha, who was feeling nauseated but didn't forget to extend his middle finger to him, Director Li burst into laughter. Look at me, you are so disgusted that you dare to ask for benefits from me!

Brother Xiaosha really had nothing to say to this fat director who was so shameless and used his shamelessness as humor. He shook his head and said: "If I were really gay, I would definitely blow your anus ten thousand times, and then I would go straight from upstairs."

Jump down!"

After the laughter, another two minutes passed. Fatty Li did not dare to waste any more time. He finally said formally: "Xiao Sa, in fact, we all really want to make this commercial a classic. Don't pretend to deny it.

I know that you are very ambitious, and I am the same person. Although our popularity is indeed incomparable, in terms of our status in the circle, the difference between us is actually not that big. You are a newcomer, and I am also equivalent to

Newcomer."

Director Li had some intention of his heart, and he was very serious. He also waved his hand to shake his head and deny the hypocritical brother.

"In terms of singing, you also have an original online song to support the facade, but in terms of film and television, you do not have a TV series, movie experience, and I only have the experience of the shooting film.

In false words, I dream of entering the TV series and the big screen, and you can't just want to be a singer? So, I think we should all seize every opportunity to direct and perform.

Join a large film and television institution, and you can also use the performance level in the advertisement to leave a good impression on some film directors. Maybe someone will find you to audition in a few days? "

Well, I have to say that this more and more insignificant fat director is really talented, and it is very sincere.

After listening to his great theory, there was originally a plan to modify the script, and the chic brother who became more finely nodded: "Look at your pitiful portrayal, then I'll try it!" (

To be continued.)