Winner System of Entertainment
Chapter 285: Madison, New York - Crazy Chinese Tang Night (5)
PS: Seeking all kinds of tickets!
"Brother Yao, sincerely thank you can come here to join!"
Under everyone's gaze, the chic brother walked in front of this extremely prominent tall man in a few steps, and enthusiastically stretched out his right hand to hold him ..
"This is the Houston Rocket Super Zhongfeng. Yao, is Yao, is a villager in Tang Tang!" Fans with NBA explained to the friends around me.
That's right, this giant who is sitting taller than many people is the first of the Chinese men's basketball team. One of the most strongest centers in NAB is also a world -class center. The Rockets of China Yao.
"Your kid is really capable, he has developed to the United States so soon, and has received strong attention from the United States!"
Yao Ming's voice was a bit hoarse and a little stiff, but he could see that he was very enthusiastic about the little brother of the chic brother, because only he had worked hard in the United States and was a successful person.
Human races, especially Chinese, are really not easy to mix the heads in the United States. Otherwise, there are so many Chinese superstars in the cultural and sports world.
And is it a legend?
Therefore, he is basically very enthusiastic about people from the domestic and sports community. Not to mention the problem of pulling people, even if a foreign country is good, it is easy to meet a fellow that can be praised in the United States.
Encourage it!
Therefore, Yao Mingyi heard that a Chinese star named Tang Xiaobai would hold a performance in Madison. At that time, he arranged for his agent to buy a ticket.
Don't tighten it, take a long time to support the domestic fellows!
"Oh, brother Yao, I am your fan! When the performance is over, how about let's go together?"
Brother Chaiya naturally issued an invitation, because he also guessed that most of the surnames of Yao Ming still voluntarily came to the show.
Houston ran to New York to watch the performance?
So, no matter what he thinks, everyone must admit it, so why also thank you!
"Oh, I have bought a ticket at night, and there will be a preseason game to play tomorrow afternoon. There is really no time. I will return to Houston to watch my game directly when I have time!
Let's drink a few glasses together! "
Well, everyone is busy, and the chic brother no longer says more, you can only nod: "So, what do you like, what kind of musical instrument do you like? Just say a kind of one!"
"Piano! I feel very good!"
"Is the piano? Okay, which other friends do you like?"
Brother Chong nodded to Yao Ming, then returned to the center of the court, and said loudly: "Do you still remember the song" Myheartwillon "of the theme of the movie" The Titanic "?
And it's pure oral skills. Just now my fellow Houston's Yao has chosen the piano, you ... "
"Hey Tang, I like violin!"
Before Brother Xiaosha finished his introduction, a strong black man suddenly shouted loudly, and the voice was unusually clear. He quickly looked back and saw "Warcraft" Howard sitting in the first row waving strongly to him.
He signaled, and shouted loudly: "Man, you can't just take care of beauties and fellow countrymen, that's not fair, come here, I want to discuss something with you!"
"Hahaha……"
The entire audience laughed, especially Yao Ming and Ivanka Trump, who were named by Howard. They shook their heads helplessly.
When encountering Howard, a funny big-mouthed guy, Brother Xiaosha shrugged speechlessly and could only walk over and said as he walked: "Man, I can guarantee that if you mess with Yao, you will be beaten to death by him!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience laughed even more, especially the director in charge of the scene. This guy was also very experienced. He pointed the camera directly at Yao Ming. As expected, everyone saw Yao Ming raise his fist and say "You are dead."
"It's gone".
In this joyful atmosphere, Howard also received a microphone handed over by the staff. He shook his big butt, snapped his fingers, and sang tuneless jazz with a smile on his face.
The look of enjoyment really made all the audience laugh.
"Howard is so funny. Do you understand what he is singing?"
"God knows what he's singing about, this guy is totally hilarious!"
The audience was shaking with laughter, and Brother Xiaosha couldn't help but laugh, and solemnly declared: "Hey man, this is my special performance, you are trying to steal my limelight, you know?"
Howard was too hard. He glanced at someone and sang still "humming". It seemed that the whole person had been intoxicated by the singing, and saw where he closed his eyes and swayed his body.
The spectators on the left and right all crowded aside.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience burst into laughter again, especially when they saw the embarrassed look of the two audience members around him jumping away quickly. It was so funny that it was hard not to laugh.
"Man, this is my special show!" Brother Xiaosha tried to reason.
"##¥¥!#¥¥"
"Hey, I said you should stop!" someone yelled.
“#※*(#……”
"Okay, what do you want?"
Amidst the laughter of the audience, Brother Xiaosha could only retreat. He raised his hands in surrender and said: "Dwight, please give me some face, okay? This is my special performance, I want to perform!"
Amid the laughter of the audience, Howard finally regained his composure. He patted the microphone without a smile and said, "Man, the quality of this microphone is pretty good. I just checked it for you. It's obvious that the microphone in the audience is of good quality."
My friends were all moved by my beautiful singing voice."
"Pfft~"
Brother Xiaosha couldn't help but burst into laughter. What the hell! How dare you claim to be a good singer with your top-notch singing voice, you bastard?
The audience was not surprised at all. Almost all of them couldn't help but cover their stomachs and burst into laughter. Many people even laughed to the point of tears. Even some celebrities forgot about their so-called image and staggered around in a very imageless manner.
Howard didn't seem to notice everyone's laughter. Instead, he wiped his bald head proudly, grinned and shook his head triumphantly.
"Dwight, do you know?" Brother Xiaosha said seriously: "Some people can make money by singing, but your singing almost makes people die!"
"ohshit"
Howard was depressed, but the audience laughed even more happily. Everyone couldn't stand up straight. Many people thought that Tang Dynasty in China was so funny, and Howard was also super funny. Everyone couldn't help but want to see him.
burst into laughter.
"Okay, okay, you like the violin, right? No problem, I will satisfy you later!"
Brother Xiaosha said and was about to walk away, but Howard shouted: "Wait a minute, Don, I'm going to duel with you. You insulted my art, and I must teach you a lesson!"
"Sorry man, this isn't the Middle Ages!"
Under the intense attention of the audience, Brother Xiaosha shrugged his shoulders easily and said nonchalantly: "I refuse your invitation to a duel, and more importantly, you can't beat me!"
After speaking, he directly showed off his well-developed biceps, which immediately aroused screams and comments from the audience:
"Tang is good at Chinese Kung Fu. Although Howard is big, he really probably can't beat him!"
"Not necessarily, Warcraft's physical fitness is very abnormal, and his arms and legs are longer than the Chinese Tang Dynasty, and his strength is also very fierce. If there is a real fight, I think Howard might win."
"Impossible. Tang's strength and explosive power are super strong. Is it possible for a monster to blow the glass away with its punch?"
…
"Ohshit!"
Howard yelled angrily: "Man, you have to try to know whether you can beat me or not. Do you dare to compete with me?"
Go ahead, I'm too lazy to waste time with a monster like you! Although beating you seems like a joke, it doesn't fit the taste of a show! Is this a boxing exhibition match?
Brother Xiaosha rolled his eyes speechlessly, and suddenly said with a smile: "Well, let me do an action. If you can do it, then I will give it a try. What do you think?"
"Whatever you want, I'll accompany you!" Warcraft waved his hand carelessly.
At this moment, the entire audience became excited, including celebrities such as Kobe, Marbury, and Paris Hilton. Everyone was guessing what moves someone was going to make, and how they could stump Howard, the monster.
of!
"What move is Don going to make?"
"I think it should be yoga! Tang's mechanical dance is so magical, so his yoga skills must be very good!"
"But when it comes to performing yoga, Howard won't admit defeat! Because he really doesn't know how."
…
Just when everyone was guessing, Brother Xiaosha said a few words to the staff, and then he said with a smile: "This is a very simple action, even a child can do it. Dwight, you can wait a moment."
Don’t be dissatisfied!”
"Come on, kid!" Howard was very nervous in his heart, but he would never compromise.
Just kidding, how could he not be nervous when competing with China Tang, a guy with countless magical skills? Although this is similar to joking, it would be a bit embarrassing if he loses!
"Okay! The staff has prepared the props, so now let me perform a magical little show for everyone!"
Of course, Brother Xiaosha couldn't let everyone wait in vain, that would be too unreasonable, right? So, when he turned his hand, a complete deck of playing cards appeared in his palm.
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