Winner System of Entertainment

What is a rapper?

Someone in the past was not too clear about it because he had never liked this kind of performance art, especially European and American rap.

But now, he finally knows what he is: a singer who knows how to talk nonsense.

"Hey man, your girl is so hot. Have you ever had sex? It tastes...well, damn, I won't ask anymore!"

As soon as he sat down, the tall black man named Amy Turner put his arms around Tang Xiaosa's neck in a familiar manner, and while he was frowning, he directly asked him embarrassing and speechless questions.

Question, although the sound is not loud, I can’t bear to have Ivanka right next to me.

So, when this guy was stared at by someone's hot girl, he immediately closed his mouth and raised his hands as if to surrender.

However, just when someone thought he could breathe a sigh of relief, the old black man came over again and said curiously: "Man, can you teach me how to do magic? That's really cool, I've even dreamed of it."

Become a magician!"

After he finished speaking, before anyone could speak, he immediately added: "Do you need to kneel down to become a disciple? Just like Bruce Lee when making a movie, I also need to offer you a cup of tea... By the way, why do Chinese people always like to drink it?

Where’s the tea? I’ve tasted it, and it doesn’t seem to taste as good as Coke.”

Damn, do you dare to shut up? Are you so familiar with me?

Someone really felt a little dizzy and really didn't want to talk to this talkative black guy, but if he did, it would seem a bit impolite.

Therefore, he had no choice but to hold back the discomfort in his heart, squeezed out a smile and said: "Man, if you want to learn magic, I believe there must be many magicians in the United States who are willing to accept your apprenticeship. You are a star after all, right? And I

If so, I'm really sorry, I haven't become a magic master myself, so I won't teach others."

Amy Turner, an old nigger, wanted to ask why when she got excited, but Brother Xiaosha would not give him a chance, and continued: "As for serving tea and kowtow, that has become history. This kind of thing rarely happens anymore.

, Finally, I think tea tastes much better than other drinks. If you think it is not as good as Coke, it is because you have not gained weight yet. Sooner or later, you will get used to drinking tea, because it has the effect of losing weight, although only a little

!”

"Oh my God, that little thing made of leaves can actually help you lose weight?"

The old black man said excitedly: "Damn it. It seems that I have to learn to drink it as soon as possible, because I don't want to become fat and find ways to lose weight! That would be too painful!"

Brother Xiaosha glanced at him and saw that this guy's belly was actually bulging. It was obvious that he was getting fatter.

"Hey man, how many cups do you think I need to drink a day to lose weight? You know, my belly is coming out. It worries me a lot because I don't want to be a fat guy who can't see his dick.

In that case, I’m afraid I won’t be able to be cool with the beauties!”

What the hell do I know?

Hearing Lao Hei's ramble, someone really felt dumbfounded. After all, he is not a doctor or health expert. It is unexpected that he knows that drinking tea is good for health. Who cares about how much he drinks in a day?

However, he still said: "I don't know how much to drink, I think you can ask your doctor and experts, this is the best!"

"Oh, what you said is too right!"

Lao Hei grinned and screamed, and said with a smile: "Yes, I should really ask a doctor to ask. Well, I will go after the end here, but there is no way to participate in the subsequent dinner, it is a pity!"

The corner of the hands of the chic brother was pumped. But he closed his mouth and was too lazy to continue to ignore him, because he knew that many black people had the habit of broken mouth, and the heart was straightforward.

I don't want to make myself uncomfortable anymore.

However, he didn't care about Lao Hei, and it didn't mean that Lao Hei let him go!

"Guide, do you really sell 40 million pieces in your record? This is an amazing data. My buddy can't believe it, because China has always been a well -known D version of the market, and they can actually erupt thousands of

Ten thousand sales? Oh, this matter almost scared one of my friends, because his new record sold 1 million, it is like an ant. "

"Tang, why don't you find an English name for yourself? For example, Charlie, Ex, Sam ... Do you don't like these names? So what about Nicholas? Nicholas Tang, is this cool? Nicholas Kay.

Qike is coming from the Oscar actor, your future will definitely not be inferior to him? "

"Guide, there are very few words of you! This is not enough. The award ceremony is actually a communication field. You should have a relationship with those big stars, such as there, do you see it?

You have the opportunity to enter his sight, but it will be developed. The future pay 20 million is waiting for you! "

Nympho

Tang Xiaoma dared to guarantee that he had never hated a person like this before, a person who had a lot of words!

Your sister, this black buddy is no longer a lot of words, but has flooded.

Someone just had a hum, and it was obviously showing impatient emotions, but Amy Turner, the black guy, did not know at all.

At a joke, it made someone asking for nothing, almost unbearable.

"Tang, is China fun? I know your Great Wall, it is said that it is the only earth building that can be seen in outer space. You Chinese are really good!"

Can I see the Great Wall in outer space?

Brother Chicken almost laughed. This Nima is equivalent to watching a needle at tens of kilometers away! Some people believe this obvious lie? Unless the width of the Great Wall is 10,000 times, it is even 100,000 times.

不过呢,他倒也没有反驳,再怎么说这也是夸奖嘛,而且对方还是一个美国明星,所以,这个美丽的误会他也乐得使之继续保持下去,还煞有介事的点点头道:“没错,

The Great Wall is very spectacular, and it is built thousands of years ago. Just like the pyramids of Egypt, it is simply a manifestation of miracles! "

Just after he finished speaking, Amy Turner screamed with a wow, and seemed to want to say that he must go to see it, but at this time, he saw a pair of female stars come over.

The great female star also smiled and said: "Hello Chinese Tang, I am Beyonce, this is my friend Kelly Roland, but she is one of your fans."

"Oh, Byon, Kaili, are you here too?"

Tang Xiaobu stood up slightly, and before he had time to speak, Amy Turner, the old black, was already happy.

The black girl of Kelly Roland hugged it.

After doing all of this, he said to Tang Xiaobai and Ivanka who smiled with a smile: "Tang, Ivanka, do they still need me to introduce?

! ""

If it hadn't been introduced by Ivanka, Brother really didn't know who was Beyonce! Not to mention what a real daughter.

Tang Xiaobu muttered in his heart, and his face showed a bright smile on his face. He stretched out his right hand at Beyonce and said with a smile: "I am glad to know you, you are the newest queen in the American music scene.

Level singers are also very well -known in China. Many young people admire you very much! "

Beyonce is known as the "dark chocolate beauty", but sincerely, her posture is more like a pure blonde beauty like Ivanka Trump. The most important thing is that the lips are very thick.

Many black descendants have the characteristics, so the chic brother does not actually like this.

Of course, he also performed well, and hugged the pure black girl with Kelly Roland, without showing the slightest disrespect or despise.

And Ivanka, let alone, is a boss -level figure that has now established a personal fashion brand. Her communication ability is more than a little bit more than someone.

The two female stars of Kelly talked well. In the end, they even made an appointment to participate in a fashion party in New York!

At the award ceremony, there is not much time left for the red carpet show. Even if there are many stars who are present tonight, not all stars will walk the red carpet. In addition, when Tang Xiaobao walks the red carpet, it is already in the middle and back.

Then, then

Therefore, although a few people talked happily, harmonious, Kelly Roland was indeed very fans, and asked Tang Xiaobiao a lot of questions, but no matter what, in the horn of the Sports Agency, "Please, please" Please, please "Please, please" Please, please "Please, please" Please, please, please "Please, please" Please, please "Please, please" Please, please "Please please

Sir, the ladies sit back on their own seat, and when the audience is about to enter the venue ", the phrase", Beyonce and Kelly Roland still said goodbye to leave.

"How about Beyonce? You don't seem to have much excitement?"

The black boy Amy Turner recurred again. He whispered: "Don't you think her chocolate skin is great? And her figure is very good, not worse than your girl!"

Fuck! How can I sit with you with you?

Brother Kaiya is really speechless. He is now missing the seat arrangements of the awards ceremony in China, because according to domestic practices, stars like him, how can he not fall in a bunch of black singers who can't be named

It must have to be a lot of the prizes.

Underly unbearable, he could only pat the shoulder of this guy, and then said seriously: "Guide, there are so many words of you, I just want to wait quietly and wait for the opening, do you understand?"

"Oh God! You're really ... well, I won't say it, guys, I wish you can win the prize smoothly and perform smoothly!"

Your sister, this is almost the same!

Tang Xiaobu finally showed a relaxed smile, nodded and hugged his arms and said, "Thank you for your blessings, I also hope that you can stand on it next year!"

"I will, definitely, I will be one of the emerging rap members!" Amy Turner showed a bite of white teeth very confidently, and also learned someone like someone, leaning on the back of the chair with his arms, waiting for

The party officially started!