Winner System of Entertainment

"Hi Stephen, I'm Pete. It's been a long time since the summer break. Do you have anything cool to tell me?"

Having just returned from Switzerland and put down his suitcase, Peter took his mobile phone and couldn't wait to contact his friends, because he planned to gather a group of friends to go camping in Yellowstone Park. After all, New York is really too hot in the summer.

The temperature is as high as 38 degrees. I can only stay at home and use the air conditioner all day long, and I dare not go out at all.

"Oh my God, Pete you fucking bastard finally got around to calling me!"

Stephen on the other end of the phone screamed and said angrily: "I thought you went to Iraq to serve as a soldier! Your phone is always turned off, and you didn't respond to emails I sent you."

"hehe……"

Pete laughed awkwardly and thought to himself, can I tell you that I left in such a hurry that I forgot to bring my mobile phone? I can say that I was having so much fun in Switzerland that I even forgot to call my friends.

A hello?

He shrugged and said apologetically: "Stephen, don't be angry, didn't I think of a great idea? What do you think about us taking Lucy and Chris to go to Montana for a tour?"

We can go hunting on horseback or go camping in Yellowstone National Park. I have long wanted to kill a brown bear and let everyone know how powerful I am! What do you think of this idea?"

"You're so weak, man! You're really too weak!"

After hearing this, Stephen couldn't help but want to laugh at him, and said quickly: "You know what? This kind of weather is not suitable for camping at all, because mosquitoes and poisonous snakes will be eager to devour you. Anyway, I don't want to

Die young, and if you go to see God, I will definitely remember to carve an epitaph on your tombstone: Idiot, died of summer snakes. What do you think of this proposal, man?"

Damn this bastard!

Peter snorted in displeasure and asked subconsciously: "Then what are your plans? The vacation is still more than a month away! Do you want to stay at home and masturbate in front of the computer every day? Careful, you won't be able to get hard from now on.

"

"Don't worry, you bastard! I will never be unable to get hard!"

Stephen retorted on the other end of the phone: "You should worry about this problem for yourself, because your big belly has almost covered your dick. If you don't lose weight, I think you will have no choice but to masturbate, because it is impossible to have a beautiful woman."

You will fall in love with a fat guy dressed up as a pregnant woman."

There is no doubt that this sentence was really too lethal. Big Pete hung up the phone with a bang. Then he sat in front of the computer angrily and wrote a sentence on his Facebook.

Question: "Do fat people like beautiful women?"

Then, he thought for a while and added another question: "What is the best way to lose weight?"

Just after he finished all this, his cell phone rang, and he took it over to take a look. It was Stephen calling, which made Peter hesitate, wondering whether he should answer it.

But he thought about it and felt that men shouldn't be as stingy as women, so he finally answered the phone when the fifth ring rang. Before he could ask "what?", Stephen on the other end of the phone jumped in first.

Said: "Pete, you are such a bitch! You even made a joke and hung up the phone on me in anger. I feel it is necessary to record this incident on my Facebook, just say 'girly' Pete

…”

"Do you want to die? Stephen!"

Stephen didn't finish speaking at all, and was directly shocked by the murderous roar of the furious Pete. Then he heard Pete say: "If you really dare to do this, I will definitely blow your balls. Let you try it.

Real pussy life! I mean definitely!"

Pete couldn't help but be angry! Almost everyone in their class, and even the entire school, had a Facebook account, and everyone had also added alumni groups and class groups. As long as Stephen really used the nickname "pussy" Pete

If it comes out, the consequences are unimaginable. The insulting nickname "girl" will definitely become a stain in his life that cannot be washed away.

It's a pity that he didn't threaten me. After threatening him, Stephen was no longer afraid. He just listened to this bad friend laughing and said: "Pete, I never like others to threaten me. I didn't want to write it at first, but you threatened me."

After me, I suddenly want to write a diary now. This is a story about a girl named Pete. Do you want to read it? "

Oh!Shit!

Peter couldn't help but swore again, and then under Stephen's evil smile, he took a deep breath and said: "Asshole Stephen, tell me your terms! I don't want to go to jail for beating others to disability, you should understand me

The fists are powerful!”

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sound of "Didi...". Without looking, he knew that there was an email flying over. He quickly held the phone in one hand and continued to listen to the call, while holding the mouse in the other hand to click on it.

My own email address.

"A wonderful action movie, a good movie that has given thumbs up and praise from countless viewers, "The Man", from Hong Kong, China, starring a shocking star from Tang Dynasty, China. This movie is being screened in the first week, AMC Theater Group

Looking forward to your visit!”

Oh!Shit...Why?An action movie starring Chinese Tang Dynasty?

At first, when he saw this very short advertising email, Pete couldn't help but want to curse, because to be honest, not many people like to read advertisements, but this stuff is like dog-skin plaster, it can't be removed no matter what, it's really annoying!

However, when the corners of his eyes glanced at a very familiar word, he was slightly startled, and then subconsciously concentrated his attention. At the same time, he also automatically ignored Stephen on the other end of the phone who was proudly offering conditions, very seriously.

I saw this advertising email.

"Oh my God! The first movie about Tang Dynasty has already been released?"

Pete screamed in surprise and almost threw away his cell phone, because only he knew how much he secretly admired this all-powerful Chinese performing artist.

It is not an exaggeration to say that he has watched almost all of China Tang's performance videos that can be found on YouTube more than once. Even when he performed and sang Chinese songs, Peter had watched them. He even went to "China"

I went to Chinatown to buy one of his records for my collection!

It can be said without politeness that although Pete is not a fan of "Chinese Tang", he is definitely the kind of young American who is very interested in Chinese Tang. Once they talk about celebrities at a party, they will definitely talk about it.

When talking about China Tang, everyone talks about why he is so versatile? Why can he perform almost perfectly in any performance method? Are there really geniuses in this world?

So it’s no surprise that when Pete saw the reminder that the Chinese-language action film "The Man" was starring a Chinese Tang Dynasty, he immediately had an idea in his mind: a Chinese Tang Dynasty imitation show, dance, magic, and kung fu performances.

, he is proficient in playing musical instruments, and is proficient in almost everything, but what about movies? Moreover, he is very good at playing, so the action movies he shoots will definitely be exciting, right?

Moreover, all of his performances are classics, so will this movie, his first starring role, also become a classic?

Undoubtedly, when these thoughts appeared in his mind, Pete suddenly made a decision in his mind: I must go to see China Tang's performance. The ticket price of 12 US dollars is comparable to the ticket price of his last performance in Madison.

It’s hundreds of times cheaper, don’t miss it!

When he had made his decision, he picked up the mouse and was about to click on the AMC ticketing website to book tickets. His cell phone, which he had long forgotten, suddenly rang. This made him startled and he cursed before he came to his senses.

Only then did he suddenly think of Stephen, and how this bastard wanted to blackmail him.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly answered the phone, but before Stephen could yell, he quickly said: "Man, I suddenly thought of a great idea. You will definitely like it, because there are many beautiful people there."

Girl, are you willing to go?"

Oh God! Did Pete say pretty girls? Did I hear that right?

As a man, especially a poor man among men, Stephen was inevitably shaken.

Even in his opinion, Pete, a fat guy like him, should only be able to masturbate for the rest of his life and would not have the resources to find pretty girls. But in the words of a Chinese friend, as the saying goes, don’t be afraid of 10,000, just be afraid of what if, what if Pete has a few?

Cousins, cousins, cousins?

So, he almost roared in response: "Damn it Pete, pretty girls have always been my favorite, you can never leave me alone! At worst, I will lend you my car for a week.

Is this OK?"

Hahahaha, is this called an unexpected gain?

Peter almost laughed out loud, because he had been coveting Stephen's second-hand Jaguar sports car for a long time, but he had never been able to get the key out of Stephen's hands. Unexpectedly, this time he actually offered it.

Well, since you insist on fulfilling my wish, the worst I can do is contribute one more movie ticket to China Tang!

So, Pete suppressed his pride and said calmly: "Okay, buddy, but you have to keep your word, otherwise, you have to be careful that I scratched your baby 'unintentionally'!"

"Of course, buddy, you can rest assured that I, Stephen, have always been an honest gentleman!"

Hearing his friend's impatient answer, Pete quickly covered his mouth and snickered, then looked at the booking information on the computer page and said quickly: "Okay, buddy! Remember to pick me up in three hours, let's

Let’s go to 13th Street (there is a large AMC movie theater here), you must dress handsomely! Otherwise, if the pretty girl doesn’t like you, then there is nothing I can do!”

"It's no problem at all, Mr. Jabat! Just look at it!"

After Stephen finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry. Little did he know that his bad friend also immediately rushed to the computer and quickly started booking tickets!

I don’t know if Stephen will kill me then? But he shouldn’t be able to beat me!

Pete scratched his head, looked at his fat body again, and smiled confidently. This time, his bad friend was definitely fooled!