Winner System of Entertainment

PS: This chapter will briefly explain an issue that many brothers should be concerned about, that is, how does Brother Xiaosha explain to others the reason why he is suddenly so "all-powerful". Well, I hope there are no loopholes! In addition, continue to ask for votes~ and favorites

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Sichuan cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines in China, and its most distinctive feature is its spicy and delicious flavor. Therefore, there is a saying that the food is in China, but the taste is in Bashu.

Tonight, Gao Yan, a local snake, was treating the supper tonight, and he was accompanied by a beautiful celebrity. Of course, he would not "lower himself" and invite everyone to a roadside snack bar for a supper. So, he

He drove everyone directly to a large hotel called "Haoke Lai" in Chaotianmen.

Originally, when city dwellers in the Sichuan and Chongqing areas entertained relatives and friends, they basically went to a hot pot restaurant to have a big meal, which not only had the atmosphere but also saved money, and at the same time, they didn’t have to worry about ordering.

It can be said to be affordable and convenient.

But tonight everyone just went for a late-night snack, and it was already quite late, so Gao Yan took great pains to take everyone to this restaurant where all kinds of Sichuan cuisine and snacks were delicious and quite atmospheric.

Now that she decided to chat while eating at the dinner table, Wu Yifen, a strong woman, did not show off her eloquence in the car, but was curious about various situations of Brother Xiaosha.

Zhang Meimei, whose pretty face was always blushing, was sitting quietly in the back seat, just listening very attentively to the conversation between someone and Wu Yifen, and from time to time she would project a burst of curiosity and good feelings toward him.

Zai's soft eyes.

Basically, Brother Xiaosha was "revealing" his "family background" along the way. For example, Wu Yifen asked: "How can you be so good? Your imitation skills are simply invincible, and your level of playing guitar is also very high.

, the magic is very dazzling, and it is said that he can also do martial arts, my God, it is so abnormal."

For this kind of heartfelt praise and admiration, someone said that he was very happy and willing to accept it.

However, people can't be too superficial, and I have to be indifferent.

Therefore, Brother Xiaosha quietly glanced at a certain beautiful star who was sitting in the back seat, her big eyes staring at him. He was very turbulent in his heart, but he said calmly: "Human beings are actually really

If you have talent, let's talk about me. I failed the college entrance examination. In the eyes of my classmates, I was just an ordinary nerd with no sense of existence. I studied all day long, but I couldn't learn well.

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"This is very similar to JAY! He was also a not very good student when he was studying, and he was particularly partial to subjects." Wu Yifen expressed the meaning of "Excellent people are outstanding in their choices" in a timely manner.

"Haha, Jay Chou is just a partial subject. I can really pass Chinese language." Brother Xiaosha quickly smiled to show his humility, and then continued: "Maybe I really have the talent of entertaining people.

Before the college entrance examination, my voice had never shown up because I spent most of my time studying every day. In addition, I was very careful not to let anyone know about my martial arts and magic practice..."

At this point, someone deliberately let out a burst of laughter, and then explained to the curious "three listeners": "I just remembered a series of interesting things that happened when I went back to my hometown to practice singing and martial arts..."

It didn't matter if he didn't explain it. But when he said it, even Zhang Shaohan couldn't help but ask: "What is this interesting thing? Let's tell it and let's have fun together!"

"Haha..." Brother Xiaosha's laughter became louder, and then he shook his head and said: "Because people in the village have never seen hanging their voices and practicing pronunciation, so when I go to the top of the mountain to practice my voice every morning

By the way, after a gossip in the village found out about martial arts, she actually said that I had become a psycho because I didn’t go to college. And without me knowing, even my grandparents believed it.

…”

"Haha... Psycho?... Haha..."

The three "spectating parties" in the car suddenly burst into laughter, especially Gao Yan, who was driving. He almost danced and lost control of the car, but fortunately he was experienced and corrected him immediately without changing his face.

It was no fault of his own that he did not let the two ladies who were laughing in the back seat notice this dangerous situation.

"You are so cool~" Wu Yifen patted the seat, smiled and spoke: "Haha... Then your guitar and dance... Well, what about magic... Haha, have you been treated as a lunatic?

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"No, of course I won't be such a fool and show myself off again." Brother Xiaosha immediately shook his head and denied this statement, explaining: "Actually, I'm not really good at dancing. Don't look at my previous dance, which was very dazzling.

Look, actually it’s just because of my good physical fitness. For example, hip-hop, a very free dance, as long as you grasp the rhythm and have strong physical condition, it’s really easy.”

Having said this, he nodded when he saw Zhang Shaohan and Wu Yifen sitting in the back seat. After all, they are professional people in the music industry, and the music industry and the dance industry are simply twins. Without music, there would be no dance, and music wants to express

To achieve better results, the visual effects of dance are also inseparable.

Therefore, based on their knowledge, they thought about it for a moment and admitted that someone's explanation was indeed correct, and his dancing level was indeed not as good as the performance.

It's like a 2.3-meter giant playing basketball with a 1.5-meter dwarf. When the giant steps up to the basket, it's difficult for you to get in. But as long as the giant raises his hand, the dwarf can only cry and shout, "I want to play ball."

.This is a sharp contrast!

The one who envies her the most is undoubtedly Zhang Shaohan, because she has not developed very well since she was a child, and her heart also has some genetic problems. Let alone hip-hop, even if she climbs several floors, her heart feels a little uncomfortable.

Brother Xiaosha didn’t know that Zhang Meimei had a heart problem. He went on to say: “So, mechanical dance and hip-hop dance are actually things that people with good physical fitness can do. As for me, because I have been practicing martial arts, my physical fitness is really good.

…Furthermore, magic requires fast techniques, that is, quick hands and proficiency. And I have this. Of course, if you really want to play more excitingly, you still need to practice more."

At this point, Brother Xiaosha has already explained clearly his dancing and magic abilities, and then he said: "As for the level of the guitar, what can I say? I should be more attentive!"

Before Wu Yifen could ask about the meaning of this statement, someone continued: "Let's put it this way, many boys dream of becoming a guitar master, and then if they meet a girl they like, they can play and sing by themselves.

Confessed to her in a way..."

"Oh, is that what it looks like?"

Wu Yifen glanced at Zhang Shaohan, whose expression was fluctuating again, and then said with a smile: "So, Xiao Tang, you have been practicing guitar so hard, how long have you practiced in total? By the way, how did you develop your imitation ability?

What about?"

Brother Xiaosha looked in the rearview mirror at Wu Yifen, who was smiling, and then took a peek at Zhang Shaohan, who was lowering his head but his cute ears were trembling slightly. He was actually paying attention to himself. Then he responded with a smile:

"I just said that people really need to pay attention to talent, and the most obvious thing reflected in me is the ability to learn musical instruments."

Regarding this topic, in fact, someone has already thought of an excuse when he learned the guitar and piano, that is, it is a matter of talent.

"Maybe you won't believe that I only learned guitar in the past few days, and I taught myself from books. Everyone, whether it is my former classmates or family members, knows this." Brother Xiaosha said with a pair of

The proud tone of "I am a genius" continued to compose lies: "I am really talented in music, because before the college entrance examination, I didn't even know the simplified musical notation, but when I got the "Basic Music" I bought,

After reading these two books "Getting Started" and "Getting Started with Guitar for Beginners", I found to my disbelief that once I really study hard, the speed of progress is simply incredible..."

A certain young man who would never become pure again, once he entered the state of lying, his appearance immediately changed. He did not care about the mouths of the three bystanders in the car opening wider and wider, and continued directly: "I

It only took half a day to learn to sing along with the musical notation, and then the five-line notation, which was a little more difficult. It took a day to "learn" it, and it took more than two days to become proficient."

If Brother Xiaosha stops talking at this time, then he will definitely be called a genius by Wu Yifen who is excited in his heart.

Zhang Shaohan, whose beautiful eyes are getting brighter and brighter, will be exclaimed, "You are really amazing."

Gao Yan, who reluctantly drove the car with his mouth open and was distracted, shouted: Niu B.

However, Brother Xiaosha did not give up when he saw success. He continued to say excitedly: "As for the guitar, it is relatively simple. I started learning to play the guitar as soon as I learned the musical notation, and then I became proficient in playing the acoustic guitar in less than an hour.

The way to play and the fingering, and then I thought, how great would it be if I could play all the songs I know without reading guitar tabs?"

"Then you just keep practicing like this and learn it quickly?" Wu Yifen, Zhang Shaohan and Gao Yan all shouted in unison.

"You're kidding, how can it be so fast?" Brother Xiaosha shook his head seriously, and then said depressedly: "It took me three days in total to achieve this level..."

"You are a pervert, a real pervert~" The other three people in the car could no longer suppress their "anger" and almost unanimously shouted in unison.