Winner System of Entertainment

Before becoming famous, everyone thinks about becoming famous, because that means exposure, fans, and money. But once they become famous, many people will miss the leisurely time before becoming famous.

Because they can no longer walk in public without anyone else, and they can no longer go shopping on the streets. They must wear sunglasses and masks when entering and exiting. Otherwise, it will most likely be a disaster.

Well, for the hand holding the pen, too many signatures are obviously the biggest disaster.

Brother Xiaosha has never realized that Shenma is really soft when it comes to signing signatures, because he always gets out of the way when the opportunity arises, leaving no chance for everyone to block him.

But now, when it is impossible for him to slip away in advance and then escape again, when he is faced with the "excited" audience of at least 3,400 people in the town, he can do nothing but sign his signature honestly

What else can you do?

"If I had known I was so lovable, I wouldn't have performed magic just now."

While Brother Xiaosha was signing his autograph quickly and painstakingly, he was also complaining secretly in his heart, because many of the people who were excited to ask for his autograph were attracted by the magic trick he had just performed.

.Otherwise, maybe he can pass by signing more than a hundred names at most.

And what kind of magic did he perform just now? In fact, it was very simple. He just took out a handful of red old people's heads with a "swish", and then quickly flipped his hand, and the "old people's heads" turned into

A deck of playing cards, and then flipped over, the playing cards directly turned into a colorful unknown flower.

There is no doubt that this kind of random change of things that should have been simple and common is not simple now, because the performer Xiaosha is wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt and has no preparation in advance.

In other words, he almost transformed into several objects at random, which many people, including reporters, watched helplessly.

There were even several cameras filming at the scene.

It was such a miraculous magic performance that at least increased Brother Xiaosha's magical ability several times, right? People who didn't think he was very powerful originally, might even be a little disappointed (because he didn't perform)

Imitation) Then it suddenly became boiling.

Therefore, Brother Xiaosa's wish was immediately fulfilled. In less than two minutes, he found that the originally empty white plastic bag was almost full.

Then, before Brother Xiaosha had time to be happy, he had to painfully realize that he seemed to be asking for trouble, because everyone was really too enthusiastic. If they didn't give autographs, he would never even think about pushing his bicycle out of everyone's house.

In a circle.

As a result, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and someone had no choice but to sign his name "We will accept all comers" thinking he was unlucky.

About two years ago, Brother Xiaosha was curious about why celebrities' signature fonts always made him unrecognizable, as if they were all conjoined characters composed of lines. But now, he has a profound understanding

After that, he finally understood why the so-called autograph sessions of celebrities were so weird.

After passing this point, I must also design the simplest and most beautiful signature font. Brother Xiaosha kept writing the three words "Tang Xiaosa" in great pain, and he still used block letters, so it was really very beautiful.

Slow, even if he wanted to speed up, he couldn't.

You can’t let others comment that your fonts are too ugly, right? Although I do only have a high school education, at least the Chinese characters I write are neat!

This state of being extremely depressed and having to work hard to sign lasted for almost an hour, which directly disrupted someone's original good idea. Because if this continues, it is obviously impossible for him to make it in time today.

It’s Tangxiang.

After all, he signed here, so should he also sign in the next town?

Finally, when the rain got heavier and heavier, he saw the opportunity and quickly persuaded the remaining nearly 100 people. It took a lot of words, and then he couldn't help but throw away his hands in embarrassment.

I finally got through this! My wrists are so tired.

Maybe some friends have asked, as a warrior, why are you afraid of writing your name hundreds of times? In total, the maximum number is only 2,000 words!

What he said is indeed true, but everyone should know that he signed with one hand holding the book and the other hand holding a pen in the air. He also had to write it in a good-looking way, and he also had to be prepared to prevent rain from falling on it.

In other people’s books, this is really too painful, isn’t it?

If he is sitting on a chair with a big umbrella and lying on a suitable stage to sign, then it doesn't matter. Even if he signs ten thousand times, he will only be a little tired. But where can this condition be found at the scene?

What's more, there was no one to maintain order at the scene. Everyone was pushing me and squeezing you. He also had to pay attention to maintaining balance. In this kind of signing environment, if a thin celebrity came in, he might be squeezed.

I have to fall into the muddy water!

"What a talented person! The scene was really a bit crazy, but he covered it up!" A reporter couldn't help but sigh.

During the time when Brother Xiaosha was signing autographs, more and more reporters gathered together, and now there were at least thirty of them. However, they had long been squeezed to the outside by the crowded crowd, and they could only watch in silence as they kept busy.

Brother Xiaosha, whose hair was wet from the rain but didn't even bother to wipe it, kept busy.

"Yes, this is how physically strong he is! He actually resisted the crowding of so many people without even stepping back." Another reporter also praised him.

"Just kidding, if he wasn't in very good physical condition, would he dare to ride alone and perform to SH when it's so hot?"

"Okay, stop arguing. He's going to finish work soon. How should we deal with it now? He said he won't accept interviews until he completes the task!"

"I'm kidding, of course I followed him. If I meet him but don't get an interview, I'd be surprised if I don't get scolded to death when I go back."

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The reporters were all expressing their opinions, while Brother Xiaosha shook his right wrist and waved goodbye to the many town residents who were still at the scene (holding umbrellas), and then he carried the already tied umbrella

I tied the full plastic bag to the tail of the bicycle so that it would not get wet from the rain, and then I carried my guitar bag and prepared to set off again.

"Brother Xiaosha, are you really not going to accept an interview?" A reporter asked loudly and unwillingly.

Brother Xiaosha looked back at him and shook his head firmly: "Sorry, I just said that if I don't complete today's task, I will definitely not accept any interviews."

After saying this, he easily got on the bicycle, then stepped on the pedals "nakedly" and drove out of the town despite the fine raindrops.

"Holy shit, you have such a temper." A reporter gritted his teeth helplessly as he looked at the back of someone who was gradually going away.

"Let's go, now we can only continue to chase!"

The reporters all sighed very depressedly, then quickly picked up their equipment and found their parked cars.

Amidst the sounds of cars starting up, dozens of reporters from all over the country slowly chased a not-so-slow bicycle onto the flat national highway again.

"Hmph, have you seen the guys from "Le Fan Tian"? They are really not slow!"

Ivekoli, the lead reporter from the "Entertainment Unlimited" reporter team, asked with a disdainful tone but a serious look on his face.

"I saw it, but they also failed." The reporter driving the car replied without looking back.

"They have failed now, but it won't be so when they get there." The leader said solemnly: "In terms of the comprehensiveness and speed of entertainment news, we really can't compare with them!"

"Brother Zhao, don't worry, we are here with guest invitations from "Happy Camp". "Happy Camp" wants an exclusive interview, and Brother Xiaosha probably doesn't have time to accept their interview now." Another cameraman reporter suddenly said.

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"Hey, that's right!" The leader, known as Brother Zhao, couldn't help but laugh while clasping his hands.

"Tang Xiaosa must have paused all the way to Changsha, just like Yuzhou, so he must be willing to go to our station to spend a few hours recording a special program? After all, our station's "Quick Book" is

Countless big stars want to participate once."

Brother Zhao is very confident about this, because as he said, it's just a way to go. I believe this handsome brother will never fail to give face, right?

"Let's go, our interview is probably OK, let's let the "Happy Sky" gang cry later!" Brother Zhao whistled happily.

Suddenly, bursts of laughter rang out in the car.

On the other side, two reporters from "Entertainment World" were also discussing the trio of "Unlimited" who followed later. They are also a little worried now, because just like what the "Unlimited" trio commented

In that case, the exclusive interview for their program requires a face-to-face interview with the host, which requires the interviewer to be interviewed in a specific place, such as with their LOGO posted on the background wall.

But obviously, it is impossible for Brother Xiaosha to go to FJ to participate in the interview because he went all the way to SH.

"Many fans are leaving messages on our show forum, asking us to invite Brother Xiaosha to Taiwan for an exclusive interview, but it seems difficult now!" Reporter A said in a muffled voice while driving.

"Then what can we do? They want to go all the way to SH, unless we..."

Reporter B suddenly said "Huh" as he spoke, and then said hesitantly: "Can we temporarily arrange the interview site in Zhangjiajie in front, and then just wait for Tang Xiaosha to arrive and start the interview?"

There is no doubt that this is indeed a good idea, but is it worth it? Does his current worth deserve such treatment?

"We don't have the right to confirm this method. I'll wait until I ask." After reporter A thought for a while, he picked up the phone and started making calls.

Then, he said something to the phone, and finally said "oh" helplessly, and then hung up the phone quite unhappily amidst a burst of "ok, ok".

"What did you say? The station won't agree, right?" Reporter B asked nonchalantly.

Reporter A nodded, slammed his cell phone and said depressedly: "Just now, the station said that we have to focus all our energy on Zhang Jizhong and the production team of "The Deer and the Cauldron". We don't have the spare time to pay intense attention to a "network"

"Meteor", and said that if we can't get the interview, forget it, we can just get a three-minute video back, and we'll talk about it later."

"Well, in the future, my net worth will be higher, and my relationship with Mango Channel will be deeper. Who will be on both sides if I don't have to?" Reporter B also patted the steering wheel helplessly.

In this interview battle, it was obvious that they lost.