Witch for All 1994

"Would you like to come and see the private room that Erin gave me?"

"I won't go when Ah Lin is there, bye."

"Um."

Jiang Han watched Du Lingxuan wave goodbye to him, and he couldn't help but sigh deeply. He put the coffee that the other party bought him to drink before leaving to his lips and took a sip.

Du Lingxuan had a conflict with Lin Zhaojun recently.

It might be difficult to tell, after all, Du Lingxuan was sarcastic about this and that every day, so it was hard to tell that she was in any mood. Lin Zhaojun is also a witch with high emotional intelligence. It's hard to tell when she treats guests with a normal expression every day.

but……

Even the most emotionally clumsy witch can see that the two of them have a little conflict, often saying "Xuan comes and Xuan runs away" or "Xuan comes and Lin goes away", just like children. And the point of conflict is also very stupid, and it was Ah Lin who made the first move.

She hurt Xuanbao's Tamagotchi.

She told the electronic chicken with the thinking of a science student, "Chickens can't laugh. Have you ever seen that cat lantern... Even the electronic cat lantern can giggle instead of meow?" It means that you and Du Lingxuan are not in sync at all. It was she who changed your program like this.'

After Xuanbao's chickens thought about it for a moment, they started to resent and complain about Xuanbao, which made Xuanbao furious.

So, one day when Lin Zhaojun was playing a game, tragedy happened.

Du Lingxuan used at least fifty long and difficult sentences, one hundred and fifty short sentences and more than two hundred standard sentences to make Lin Zhaojun angry. This time, it was an attack without a bottom line! Normally, Du Lingxuan could only call her "Princess Lin who attacks the cow quickly", but in the past two days, she changed it to "Princess Lin who is praised by everyone for not lasting". You must know that "not lasting" is a forbidden sentence!

Jiang Han felt that the conflict between the two people might continue until the Erin Cup starts.

After all, the Witch's 38-line conflict of "you draw three and I draw eight" generally does not last long and will end when a grand competition begins.

Jiang Han took the coffee and walked towards Lin Zhaojun. She gave him a message while in the car. She walked directly onto the rickety suspension bridge. This suspension bridge was definitely the most feared thing for land people, but not for the witch. According to incomplete statistics, there are three most searched words for witches on the Internet: [feeling of loss of control], [little witch] and [Xuan Baoer teaches you yin and yang words].

The feeling of being out of control can make the witch feel better and feel more at ease.

Little witch, hey, that’s okay too.

As for the last one, it is a program that is loved by witches all over the world. It can be said that it is a must-order textbook for practicing onmyoji. It's just a pity that the copyright of this program is held by a large company called [Jiudie Entertainment], and it is also a bundled product, so Du Lingxuan never got the money.

The rules of the witch world are that you must be more ruthless than others, but you must also pay more attention to the bottom line.

The witch agency will not come to you because "you exploited other witches", but it will definitely come to you because "you made other witches work overtime for an extra minute without giving them legal compensation."

With mixed emotions, Jiang Han felt the soreness in his feet caused by the feeling of losing control, and quietly used the floating power of the cat lantern to get himself across the suspension bridge.

Went to a floating island that was being designed.

She was stopped by a witch at the entrance of the island, who handed her a piece of sea salt tobacco:

"Want some?"

"No."

Looking at the other party's shaking hands, Jiang Han politely refused and pointed to the island:

"Can't enter now?"

"You can enter."

The witch stuffed the sea salt tobacco into the pipe, but because her hands were shaking, some of the tobacco fell out. She lit the pipe with trembling hands and took a nice puff.

Jiang Han tilted his head in confusion:

"Then why did you stop me?"

"Because when I saw your appearance, I wanted to talk to you, haha!"

The witch took another sharp puff and waved her hand, but her hands were shaking wildly:

"I wish you the best today, beauty."

…

Jiang Han walked into the floating island with a little shyness.

She met the ‘Social Terrorist Gang’ who were practicing socializing with girls.

Many witches can kill thousands of monsters without changing their expressions, but when faced with the same kind, they can't even say hello without saying "blushingly", "blushingly saying", "blushing", "blushing touch" or 'Blushing tongue sticking out' and the like, thus giving rise to the 'social terror gang'.

The regional gang leader of the social fear gang will order the gang members to go out to socialize and strike up conversations, so that even the socially fearful witch can convince herself to socialize, 'it's all the gang leader's order'.

……it is true!

There is another way for witches to treat social anxiety, which is the 'Friendship Gang', also known as the 'Good Guy Gang'. They will prepare a huge yellow exclamation mark hat and put it on when they see a witch who is afraid of society and needs help socializing. .

Then the socially fearful witch will talk to them endlessly!

——Just ignore ‘Give me a task’ and ‘Want me to help? ’ These two cultures are enough.

Jiang Han walked into the floating island, crossed a long stone path to a small hill, and saw Lin Zhaojun busy, directing a group of witches to run around, using magic power here Xiu Xiu, why not just use magic power to Xiu Xiu...

Magic is omnipotent.

Jiang Han subconsciously touched the hilt of the bone-eroding lightsaber hanging on his waist. After this bone-eroding lightsaber was processed by Long Aileen, Cat Katalia casually tapped some cat gemstones on it. , it is already an absolute legendary staff.

Lin Zhaojun, who was busy, noticed her, and with a flash of his body, she split into two. One of them had a serious expression, and the other one had a gloomy expression... The gloomy body came over and said with a little tiredness:

"I heard you got the chance item?"

Jiang Han smiled and nodded:

"Yes, I have prepared something good this time."

Lin Zhaojun had a look of suspicion on his face and asked a little gloomily:

"Isn't it possible that what you brought over was also a fish?"

She probably almost vomited after eating the fish.

"of course not."

Jiang Han came closer, turned around, grabbed his tail, touched it from the inside, and grabbed it out.

"Meow!"

She grabbed a rabbit-eared cat lantern, which was Mao Xiumei's latest recruit... and was also a mysterious cat lantern.

…

Jiang Han felt Lin Zhaojun's silent gaze and blushed a little. He quickly stuffed the rabbit-eared cat lantern into his tail:

"Meow!"

Jiang Han raised his head and suddenly smiled:

"A little surprise, surprise...hey."

She grabbed it out and finally took out the Qiyu bath salts she exchanged with Ovie:

"Dang, dang, dang! Qiyu bath salts have no extra functions at all. They are just a good treasure that can simply add 3,000 points of magic power!"

But from a grade point of view, the Qiyu Lombok is higher than this, not only because it is delicious, but also because the Lombok has a probability of eating a special specialty of 'spiritual shock'. This specialty is very precious and belongs to the ' A must-have skill for yin people, as well as whitening.

Ah Lin is now a little white and tender, like a good piece of tofu in water.

"Three thousand magic powers!"

Lin Zhaojun's eyes lit up.

...This girl just doesn't know how to bargain.

Jiang Han shook his head and showed a sly smile:

"Alin, what are you going to buy me this adventure item for?"

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