Witch for All 1994

"Really, why can't the current Water Dragon Demon Witch tell any jokes?"

The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten. This is a witch.

Xiao Li reluctantly passed the test after begging Master Ketus. Thanks to the noble professional ethics of Master Ketus, he did not actually kneel down during the persuasion process. He just asked Jiang Han to give him a hug on the left and a hug on the right. , using the "Master, forgive her..." skills that made the witch's spine go numb, she successfully passed the level.

But as soon as she passed the customs, Li Lian, who was carrying her luggage and walking through the garden pipe full of flowers and plants, began to mutter and complain:

"The last time I made a joke on Anjie, she broke her legs and hung her up! How could anyone threaten someone with someone else's paper? This is a dirty bomb! Sister! Dirty bomb!"

Breaking a leg is less of a deterrent than deleting a paper.

After checking his eyes, he was Bi She.

Jiang Han used the power of a giant cat to break a giant tree blocking the road with one punch, and said to Li Lian who was silently canceling the spell casting action:

"I actually don't care about dirty bullets or anything like that... I'm more curious about what you did to make Anjie anxious."

Anjie seems to be the most domineering and arrogant among the three chiefs of different eras, but in fact she has a very good temper, is the easiest to coax, and is the most human-like.

Being able to make such a character angry, Jiang Han had to suspect that the fundamental reason why the former Four Heroes could fight Du Lingxuan was that Li Lian was fierce enough, and even Du Lingxuan found it difficult to make An Jie angry.

"I sent her and other people's pornographic texts to her Great Witch Radio station and asked her if she liked it."

Li Lian said hesitantly.

Jiang Han widened his eyes:

"This is too much! Really, it's too much! What you're doing is no longer a joke, it's just... like it's disgusting to others and has no emotional intelligence at all!"

"I know I know!"

Li Lian’s face is indeed filled with regret:

"I regret this incident very much. I did cross the line. I apologized to her dozens of times and gave her dozens of gifts before she reluctantly forgave me. I still record this incident in my memory notebook. Recalling that feeling of regret every week… I did something wrong.”

"Even Du Lingxuan can't make such a mean joke."

Jiang Han sighed.

The ‘moral bottom line for joking’ in her mind is Du Lingxuan.

Li Lian regretted:

"I don't want to surpass her in this aspect... Next time if I make an outrageous joke, sister, you can just give me one..."

She looked at the fallen tree and paused:

"Ahem, you can just wake me up!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely break your spine with one punch and tie your remaining bones into a bow tie."

"Even a witch can die, right?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Li Lisi can just go to the underworld to get you and ask for money... I didn't tell you that you can't owe your sister money for so long? You will be punished for bullying an honest person."

…

After going through thorns and thorns all the way, the two witches' feet were amazing and they arrived at their destination in less than twenty minutes.

They jumped from a vertical pipe.

Xiao Li used the levitation technique, but because of the nearby low magic power stripping effect, he was completely thrown away.

Jiang Han and two adventurous cat lanterns used the floating function to gracefully land on their toes.

Jiang Han even did a ballet move and felt very proud.

…

Snap, snap, snap.

Applause rang out. Jiang Han opened his eyes in surprise and saw Miss Qiao Rou and Chen Yu applauding.

Among them, Ms. Chen Yu, who once managed a large number of sand leopards, commented in a voice:

"The figure, movements, and temperament are all so well executed! You are worthy of being Nessa Nessa!"

Jiang Han blushed, her cheeks puffed up, she coughed lightly, smoothed her skirt with both hands, straightened her chest and raised her head:

"Oh, is there anyone here already?"

Xiao Li stood up:

"Is there someone here? Damn it...then we..."

If they were underworld cultivators, I'm afraid that Chen Yu and Qiao Rou, two weak Qi-level practitioners, would be beaten to ashes by Xiao Li, a late-stage golden elixir!

But there is no other way. First come, first served. If they arrive late, they cannot forcefully occupy the land.

"Please wait, please wait!"

Miss Qiao Rou waved her hands and shouted cutely:

"This place is big enough for four witches to explore together. We can't dig it all in one day... So, if you'd like to forgive me, let's explore together?"

Uh-huh, even if a girl of Instructor Cheng Yu's size said this here, she would look cute, right?

Jiang Han was excited inwardly, but he raised his chin very reservedly and glanced at Xiao Li.

Xiao Li's mouth showed a charming arc of pleasure:

"Thank you for sharing! I also prepared a gift for you, sisters."

Li Lian took out two homemade [Li Lian's No. 6 Protection Scrolls] as a gift set from her mountaineering bag, and handed the scrolls to the two weak witches:

"The protective scroll I made myself can create an engineering space after tearing it open, reducing the destructive power of spells by 80%. Instead, the power of engineering kinetic energy weapons, gunpowder weapons, and energy weapons will be increased by 110%."

The four heroes of Juecheng have a total EQ of 100 points, among which Li Lian scores 120 points, and the other three sisters have a total of 20 points.

Witches like Qiao Rou and Chen Yu must be more skilled in using engineering weapons than using spells.

The two accepted it happily, and Chen Yu joked:

"Today we know how valuable a top witch is."

He is also a man of extremely high emotional intelligence.

Li Lian smiled proudly, squinted her eyes and said happily:

"Not yet, not yet, my Peak Witch Certificate has not been decided yet... But let me tell you a little tidbit, my sister and Eleanor made an exchange with Loya, and she will not vote for me. This seems like The great witch Li Lisi is selfless, but the other two will vote for me..."

Grapevine - refers to what is known to everyone on the street.

Everyone still plays like this after knowing it. This is the benefit of maintaining decent rules.

While Li Lian was still having sex with the two witches, Jiang Han remained silent, carrying his backpack and rushing forward.

Jingle bells!

Parts were scattered all over the floor.

Then, the sound of chasing came from behind.

Jiang Han got the upper hand and shouted:

"The three warehouses in front are mine!"

This scrap parts yard automatically generates warehouses, cargo yards, etc.

"Then I want to abandon the factory!"

"I want the warehouse!"

…

These calls for places reminded Jiang Han subtly of a skydiving bag search simulator he once played...

But this is another psychological 'zoning' that has achieved great success.

Witches themselves have a solitary nature. Jiang Han only needs to tinker with it a little and come up with the saying "one person occupies an area to himself", and the witches will naturally act separately and each occupy an area.

The reason why Jiang Han did this was to prevent his secret from being exposed.

After she entered one of the warehouses, she was pressed against the warehouse door and slowly closed her eyes.

Hidden leyline detection waves spread from the ground according to the spell.

"go."

Jiang Han made the magic hand seal and waved it.

All five hundred and sixty-seven needles made of magic power were pierced into the earth's veins, and the magic threads at the ends of the needles were connected to her hair.

"Perception of form."

Jiang Han's powerful perception sensed the slight trembling of the magic needle and the fluctuations coming from the hidden earth veins.

…

Hmm, Li Lian acted very quickly, and opened the box right away... Oooh, this birdman is lucky, he seems to have gotten valuable gear parts?

Qiao Rou... wins by quantity? Not bad, not bad!

In addition, Ms. Chen Yu is too casual. She looks like a lazy quality team?

…

All three witches started searching for spots.

Jiang Han turned around happily, sending and receiving magic power, turning the magic needle into pure magic liquid and injecting it into the body through the hair roots.

Even the top witch cannot detect this secret method of detection.

Because it's like there are a few more cat lights hanging around.

Except for witches like Angelette who are particularly sensitive to the movement of the cat lantern and are pathologically alert, most witches do not specifically sense and react to the movement of the cat lantern.

Jiang Han felt at this moment that it was the same feeling as when he turned on his computer and watched the video of "The Witch Does Bad Things" and secretly checked to see if there was anyone outside the door to confirm that no one was there!

"It's time to search!"

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