Witch for All 1994

"..."

As soon as Jiang Han finished speaking, the two ghost witches who were in high spirits fell silent.

It was like a chicken being strangled by its neck.

This kind of performance couldn't help but set off alarm bells in Jiang Han's heart.

Maggot chicken.

Could it be that the ghost witch only prepared skeletons?

In the previous life of StarCraft, the famous dancer Nong Stali proved that if a single unit is stupid, it will be given away.

Does this ghost witch also like this trick?

There was a storm in her heart, but her expression was as calm as the breeze, and her big eyes blinked.

The two ghost witches she was looking at quickly exchanged glances.

It's like a consensus was reached.

Dinisha said dryly:

"If unfamiliar people come over, I will take them to see something like a bone dragon as soon as possible..."

Ah! And the Bone Dragon!

Jiang Han's eyes lit up.

Dinisha licked her lips:

"Or some Nightmare Death Scythe Knight or something..."

Ouch, big sister! Do you have any Scythe Knights here?

Jiang Han's tone in his mind was like, 'Fellow, do you have a daughter? ’ The same vulgarity... no, it should be said that she is ‘feeling attracted to it’, her eyes are as wide as a big cat’s, and her eyes are as bright as Anjie, a kind of iron gate with bright eyes.

Dinisha's expression was stiff:

"But essentially, we witches have developed necromancy to a very advanced level, so in terms of cost performance alone, skeletons are the best."

"Skeletons are the best."

Shia followed and then added:

"The Corpse Witches are skeletons who can use magic."

Dinisha stroked the fingertips of her left hand with her right hand and said coldly:

"The Necromancer Knight is the skeleton of the heavily armored Nightmare Rider."

They are all skeletons anyway.

Jiang Han roughly understood what was going on.

Ultimately, this is just a [professional] trying to explain to the [above] that ‘legs are actually useless decorations’.

Professional necromancy witches may feel:

Rather than making the zombies move, the magical power in them is better used to protect the bones. Making a layer of flesh and blood skin can ensure mobility and low cost.

But as far as skeletons are concerned.

Even the heavily armored skeleton looked very unattractive.

The witch's margin for foreign wars can be simply summed up in one sentence:

[Never lost a foreign war].

This also gave Jiang Han more leeway to choose the look of his troops, so that when the Witch Field Reporter came to take pictures, he would not look like he could sell the undead with a large number of skeletons standing around him.

…

Probably the emotion in Jiang Han's eyes was too obvious.

Dinisha, the new great witch, the chief ghost witch, suddenly burst out with extraordinary anger and walked around, saying angrily:

"What's wrong with the skeletons that makes you dislike them like this?"

She waved her hand, spread her fingers and patted the thick glass wall:

“Aren’t they cost-effective?”

"Aren't they very practical?"

"There are very few servants in this world who can survive one high-level explosive fire spell and still maintain their operations."

"If you don't even like this, are you still a human being?"

Sorry, I am a cat.

Jiang Han sighed inwardly, but maintained a sweet smile on the outside and explained:

"However, this is the personal opinion of a professional advertising model."

"Um?"

Dinisha snorted through her nose, and her beautiful facial features were filled with a typical expression of "technical nerds watching how laymen evaluate the machines they made".

"It's really not good-looking in terms of shape."

Jiang Han tried to bring Dinisa and Shia into his own realm:

"What kind of witches will be the target audience of our advertisement? Little witches, adult witches each have their own plans, they will definitely buy cheaper cannon fodder and the like, rather than 'cannibalize high-level explosive flames' A more expensive servant army that can act."

When Jiang Han saw Dinisa opening her mouth, he added forcefully:

"Even among servant armies of this level, the undead servant army is considered cheap, but people don't have this need in the first place. The servant army will die if it dies."

When the words "I'll die" came out of my mouth, I felt surprisingly relaxed.

And sure enough, Dinisha was suddenly speechless.

"So, only if the little witches see it and want to buy it as bodyguards, their parents will buy it for them. This is our market, so the skull shape will definitely not attract the attention of children. They would rather..."

Jiang Han looked at the two ghost witches who looked disapproving and took a heavy dose:

"They might rather buy an army of angel servants."

There was a scream.

Historia's voice was ridiculously high:

"Army of Angel Servants!"

Dinisha’s face turned livid:

"Angel Servant Army!? This is an insult to our 400-year history of necromancy! Are those winged birdmen better-looking than having skeletons that are strong and simple?"

"That's right!"

"Tsk, are there any skeletons that are tough?"

"That's right!"

…

Jiang Han waved his hand and released the 'verbal insult and silence technique':

"People are good-looking, and the little witch likes good-looking people."

This reason may seem empty, but it is actually substantial.

Dinisha and Shia were not simple girls, but they understood the subtext.

After a few seconds, Dinisha sighed in dismay:

"I understand, Shia, let's take her to Galadia."

Galadia...

You ghost witches really have silver eye sockets.

Jiang Han complained in his heart and couldn't help but feel a little curious.

…

There are two things that surprised Jiang Han.

The first point is that the other party actually lives on the top floor of the weapon cave, which reminds people of the Green God of Fire in Greek mythology! That is, Hephaestus, the god of craftsmen, lives alone on the top of a mountain and silently builds various things.

The second point is that Galadia actually has an Asian face. In fact, she should be Chinese. She has a pair of big eyes, an oval face, and her hair is tied into a long ponytail. She looks a bit like Xia, not only He starred in the Dead or Alive series, and even starred in the main role in the Ninja series of Nagashira.

She was wearing a black backless long-sleeved cheongsam.

Of course, she also wears the black body stockings often worn by ghost witches.

The ghost witch also has a very bad temper:

"Why are you two disturbing me? Watch out if I go to your house to have a flowing banquet!"

She picked up a short staff, the tip of which sprayed laser light, and used it to carve a gem.

Dinisha didn't care about her temper and pointed at Jiang Han:

"She wants some good-looking servants, of the necromancy type, for our advertising..."

Galadia turned her head, her eyes widened, and after a moment she said something that almost made both ghost witches angry:

"Are you finally enlightened?"

…

Galadia is a super talented person in the arts...

The army of zombie girls she designs are almost ready to star in the sequel to Ma Tou She with her.

However, the price was high and the output was not high. Jiang Han only got two hundred.

The remaining thousands of vacancies are still composed of an army of various skeletons and various mutant skeletons.

But it’s enough for filming... If it’s used for filming promotional videos, two hundred people are enough!

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