Witch for All 1994

"You want to follow?"

"Um."

"Be my bodyguard?"

"Um!"

The very old and cute-looking Mountain Dragon Witch nodded vigorously, raised the corners of her mouth, narrowed her big eyes, and hummed happily:

"If you request to purchase some Ancer Elf souvenirs, books, fossils, etc. in the name of your team, that should be completely possible, right? I, I, I, I remember last year, Kraken made an excuse to visit the sea monster ruins, I brought back ten eggs of giant sea monsters in one go. They are living fossils of organisms that are quite valuable for research!"

Although the earth in this world is not as strange as some worlds that serve as the center of the universe, there are still many strange things entering it.

Under the vast sea, sea monster witches often pick up some strange items, and they use them all to feed giant sea monsters, which are pets that sea monster witches often tame. Therefore, it is not surprising that there are precious fossils or life forms in the huge eggs of the giant sea monster. It is also possible that strange life forms are stored in a volume several times larger than that of a sperm whale.

Just like the giant cat lanterns in the stars often eat strange things and take them home.

It seems that the Mountain Dragon Witch has a similar idea, because the Mountain Dragon Witch's recipe contains a large number of precious fossils and gems, and it is said that this is an advanced method of coating.

"I would like to, but can you convince Eileen?"

Jiang Han thought of the biggest obstacle.

"It's okay. I can just sneak over there. As long as I get to my destination, it's impossible for Irene to actually come over and catch me back here."

Fu Qi said confidently, while puffing out her chest that could only be described as poor.

Different from the evolutionary variation of Jiang Han's family, which uses big headlights as its advantage, the Mountain Dragon Witch spends a long time in her life lying on the ground to rest, so the barrenness of her chest is actually a very advantageous point. Mountain dragon witches like Fu Qi are also a minority in the so-called [Dragon Palace], and they draw a lot of earth veins as food and energy.

Looking at her fluffy messy hair, you can feel the vitality oozing from the tips of her hair.

Creatures with active vitality usually cannot remain still.

Jiang Han has also learned this now. Although the Mountain Dragon Witch is usually naive and quiet, she has many more bad ideas than the average witch.

Now I even have the idea of ​​sneaking away and following him.

Jiang Han picked up the delicious fish and took a bite:

"If the program team doesn't invite you, you won't be able to follow?"

"There is a way, but a witch like me will encounter a lot of trouble when going out. I have beaten up 30% of the top witches in Europe. Now I don't know where I want to go. Will my enemies find me? That's it..."

She spoke more quietly.

Jiang Han stared at her. After examining her for a while, he determined that the other party was indeed the kind of witch who caused trouble.

"Then there's no point in following you, right? Your magic is so unique."

Jiang Han pointed to the opponent's surging vitality. That vitality could be detected by almost any witch with the ability to sense through magic.

"That's different!"

Fu Qi said with great momentum:

"If you are willing to let me follow, it means that I have entered the program group, and the program group is covered by Irene, so if those witches want to get angry and lose their temper, they must first go to Irene to lose their temper. , To be honest, there are almost no witches who dare to compete with Irene."

It turned out to be this reason.

Jiang Han put on a smile:

"Well, it's still in the preparation stage now. Let's take a look at it then."

"Hey, I'm really troubling you."

After Fu Qi finished speaking, she rolled her tail lazily, yawned and watched TV.

…………

Jiang Han sold the mountain dragon witch Fu Qi the next day.

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King's Landing Palace, Erin's Lair.

Arriving at Irene's lair again, and standing in front of the huge cave bed, Jiang Han could see Irene's graceful figure inside through the golden gauze.

Meow!

Don't look at anything inappropriate.

Jiang Han carefully averted his vision, but after half a second, he stared at Qingsha again with wide eyes.

With the slight sound of the clothes rubbing against the body, the golden gauze curtain was opened.

Erin walked out wearing her nightgown.

At first, the witch's bright long gray-gold hair was spread on her body, her comfortable nightgown was pushed out in an arc that was difficult to move away from, and her legs were slender compared to her height, walking in a naturally elegant lady. step.

The golden eyes looked over and immediately said curiously:

"Do you like coming over to play with me so much lately?"

For the witch, even if we play together once a month, it is considered [recent]. They only have the arrogance of immortals in this aspect, the arrogance that even if they haven't seen each other for decades, they still think it's something that happened yesterday.

It's like [we visited the big library yesterday...].

Jiang Han was attracted by this arrogance, and his mood couldn't help but lift a little, and he said happily:

"I came to see you when something happened."

"It's okay."

Erin stretched her waist, yawned and walked to the coffee table on the left side of the cave. In the coffee table grew a tree with gorgeous golden maple leaves. Several branches of the tree were hung with words such as [Longxi Coffee] and [Longxi Coffee]. Wiesel Coffee] and other labels.

When Irene placed the golden fluffy cat cup under these branches, fresh coffee gurgled out from the fruits on the branches and poured into the cat cup.

The steaming steam and the fragrant smell made Jiang Han immediately show off his "cat lantern spirit". He turned around and took out the cat cup from the tail with bright eyes.

"Hey, hey."

Erin stretched out her free hand and grabbed her neck:

"A cat who drinks coffee secretly will be beheaded."

"Wait until I finish drinking before cutting it."

Jiang Han felt the gentle strength of the other person's hand, and without hesitation put the cat cup under the branch that said "Mingqi Foam Coffee". A cup of expensive coffee worth about 600 yuan began to pour into the cat cup. Loading.

"You're really welcome."

Irene sighed, stretched out her hand to rub the cat's ears and rubbed Jiang Han's cat ears:

"If you want it, go buy it yourself."

"It's precisely because I don't want to buy it that I drink your coffee."

Jiang Han has become accustomed to being shameless like a cat lamp.

Jiang Hancai happily took a sip of the refreshing coffee and said:

"Eileen, Your Excellency, the Mountain Dragon Witch of Dragon Palace, seems to want to travel with the show team."

Since Fu Qi also has the characteristic of becoming alert when someone pronounces her name, Jiang Han uses a nickname to refer to her.

"Does she want to..."

Irene pondered for a moment, and unexpectedly nodded to Jiang Han:

"Then I'll acquiesce."

"Eh!"

Jiang Han thought that Aileen would be unhappy, because based on Aileen's character, the other party's desire for control was obviously...

"She will take good care of you."

Erin took a sip from the cat cup and turned her back to look at the buds of the world tree next to the cave bed (there are also beautiful trees nearly ten meters high):

"She can also keep you safe, and you can ask her for many things."

Eileen paused and emphasized her tone:

"For example, you want to come back early, for example, you are not feeling comfortable in the program, for example, you want to find a place to have a snack... Shanlong from Dragon Palace is a very talented witch who combines conjuration and transformation spells. , I will feel much more at ease with her taking care of you."

What should you worry about...

Jiang Han didn't think about it in detail, but just puffed up his face:

"I think what you mean is... monitoring me?"

Irene was silent for a moment, then turned around with a sunny smile on her face. She took two steps forward and stood in front of Jiang Han.

The two of them were almost eye-level in height, but she had a naturally condescending gaze like some kind of giant dragon.

She stretched out one hand, hesitated, and then stretched out the other hand.

Her left hand rubbed Jiang Han's throat, her right hand pinched her cat ears affectionately, and she said in a shallow and gentle tone:

"Wrong, you are monitoring you for me."

"..."

Eileen's eyes narrowed slightly, she let go of her hand, raised her chin slightly and turned around to face Jiang Han:

"Due to the emergence of super folded space Gaia, the contradiction between the East and the West has gradually emerged. We must adjust the degree of cultural adaptation between the Witch of the East and the Witch of the West. To a large extent, the reason why you took on this program this time is Because your fans are few but very even across the country, you may be able to be accepted by both parties as a...means of communication."

With her back turned, Jiang Han couldn't see the other person's expression and could only guess.

But Irene's thoughts are the hardest to guess in the world.

Eleanor once vaguely described the three chiefs as three artistic images:

【Changing Lovers】

【Ruyuan's Lover】

【The forthright young wife】

...Although lovers are changeable, they are generally easy to guess; although the straightforward young wife is majestic, she has the sweetness of good taste; as for Ruyuan's lover, you can't tell whether you exist from the reflection in her eyes. inside.

look!

Although Eleanor is a bad person, her analysis of the characters of the three chiefs is extremely accurate, which shows her ability to stand up three times and rise again after falling down.

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