Witch for All 1994

This was originally supposed to be an ordinary science popularization program.

...Jiang Han thought so, or originally thought so.

In fact, after the show was broadcast, the impact factor of the show on the first day was only 345 points. The program influence factor of the common early morning animation is about 650 points. This score plus the broadcast time is actually a relatively prime time in the evening, which is not really a good message.

Although the witches who subscribed on the Internet praised it as "well-founded in historical facts and very good in persuasion", they could not avoid the fact that this was a very niche science popularization program.

Even Producer Takeuchi felt a little uneasy waiting for Irene to call and scold them.

The rate of return on this kind of investment is estimated to be as low as Du Ningzhuang's rate of return on buying a cat lamp.

The entire production team was silently waiting for Irene's message.

Counting the security personnel, there were about fifty witches staying in the lounge, keeping calm, drinking coffee, tea, juice, and eating some snacks. At the same time, his eyes would glance at the projection screen hanging in the lounge from time to time. It is a light screen with the latest technology...

The witch is indeed a witch. A production team even dared to buy the most expensive and best ordinary projection screen in one go.

Thanks to their contribution, the high-end market of Witch World will always be out of stock!

Jiang Han sipped the precious coffee in the cup, then glanced at the long table filled with food, and couldn't help but have the illusion that 'this shouldn't be done'.

"Do you think the boss will reprimand us verbally?"

Dorothy, who was sitting next to her, asked with interest.

The remaining two idol witches were also sitting on a curved sofa, curiously looking at the cartoon playing on the light screen.

"Won't."

Relying on his own understanding of Irene, Jiang Han said in a tone that seemed to outsiders like an 'Aisin' (generally refers to a witch who is a believer who believes Irene is omnipotent):

"Irene has already predicted it. With her wisdom, do you think she will do something that will cause a loss?"

However, a simple rhetorical question made the three idol witches, whose expressions were 'almost done', nod in agreement.

Whether you like Irene or not, you cannot deny that she is definitely the greatest chief witch in history who is the best at making money. She invented the evil company papers and student loans, and she also spoke out the theory of "Internship Learning Technology". Rich people Loli is definitely a capitalist worthy of arranging a special solar cat lamp to hang for her.

"I'm really curious about what means she will use to promote our show." Idol Witch Michelle said without being too worried.

In fact, the idol witches in Jiang Han's period all have good prospects for development. Even the weakest among them, who only has 2,000 magic points, has been upgraded to 12,000 magic points, and has changed her job as an idol witch. Gained strange but powerful abilities.

For many witches, there is really no need to worry about [One Week of Life]. Anyway, after reaching a certain level, they can ask Anjie to take a bath with [Filtered Time River Water] to change their profession.

It is normal for a witch like Michelle to directly change her profession to become an idol witch.

And since they are paid dead wages, they don’t have to worry about finding work if the show explodes.

"I guess subscribing to the program will give you Soul of the Fox limited edition clothing DLC?" (The new sponsor of Soul of the Fox is Irene)

"It's not that rough, I think. She looks more refined. Maybe by subscribing to the show, you can participate in a 100% chance of winning cash rebates plus company coupons..."

The witches joked about Irene's anecdotes.

Jiang Han also smiled and meowed Michelle's belly with his tail, joining in the conversation:

"Perhaps it's a feast about Anser culture?"

As she talked, she felt that it was quite reliable, so she added before others refuted:

"Think about it, how many works of art from the Ancer era have Irene acquired? She also found someone to restore the daily clothes of the Ancer era. She must have wanted to set off a cultural wave, and take advantage of this wave to put her own All goods are sold.”

This is a criminal record! And she was not the only one to do this, Anjie also did it once!

Jiang Han vaguely remembered that when he first came here, the price of materials produced in the cemetery had soared. It was because Anjie started a trend of "all serious witches have two cute undead servants as decorations in their homes" .

…

The pleasant time of tea drinking and leisure passed, and Eileen's message also arrived.

But to the surprise of the production team, the message was an Internet link.

"It seems to be a link to a live broadcast, it seems," a witch said.

"Click it and talk about it." The director and supervisor simultaneously controlled the computer to load the information, and the huge light screen in the lounge.

A talk show appeared on the light screen.

A very special interview program.

…

The interview took place at the 'Dragon's Nest' on the surface of Erin, a magnificent place filled with gemstone crystal springs.

The reason why I say it is the surface is because Jiang Han knows that this is not Irene's real 'Dragon's Nest'. In the real dragon's nest, Irene's cave bed relies on a sapling of the World Tree, and also has a legendary magic collection. Bookcases, as well as a complete set of limited-edition witch cards... To put it simply, gems and crystals are only suitable for displaying everywhere in a real dragon's lair. The real treasures collected by Irene are displayed in few but precise ways.

Moreover, Irene would not allow others to walk into her real dragon's nest with a camera.

There is a comfortable single sofa made of Titan wood in the dragon's lair on the surface, and Irene, who is golden and wearing a huge horned headdress, is sitting on one of the sofas. She was wearing a very friendly furry nightgown, with orange pantyhose on her feet and plush slippers.

Obviously, this is a 'personal biography' interview, a part of "Cats Also Look!" ” series of the program “The Top Witch’s Half Moon Talk” that cats can also watch.

They are often able to interview some top witches and conduct live broadcasts for half a month to reveal the working environment, living conditions, etc. of the top witches. It can be said that this program is very effective in bringing the distance between many top witches and ordinary witches closer. Moreover, since the top witches themselves are not willing to "disguise", it can basically guarantee that this is all true.

For example, Angelite once changed the "Half Moon Talk" into the "March Talk" because within ten days after the filming of the show started, the program team could not find Anjie... Later, it was discovered that the final witch had no idea about the great meeting. Attitude:

[It’s boring, I won’t go. 】

[Discussing the issue of fisheries today? Don't go. 】

[Press conference? Don't go. 】

…

Compared to Anjie, who brings "joy" to ordinary witches, Irene brings terrifying "frenzy" in her first sentence:

"After a period of research and discussion, I finally obtained the coordinate information of the plane where the Anser Elf is currently staying. After discussions between me and the great witches, we are likely to choose to use force to recover the money owed by the Anser Elf. Twenty legendary spells approved by witches.”

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Thanks to [Heavenly Law] Giant Cat for the big meal, meow!

It's Erin's birthday, but it's the cat's meal, meow!