Witch for All 1994

"Your people need to drink five liters of water a day?"

"Yes, that's right."

"About six pounds of meat and three pounds of fruit need to be eaten at the same time?"

"Yes, that's right."

…

On the difficult-to-climb mountain road, Jiang Han put away his notebook, smiled politely, pursed his lips, and said to little Faya Ya floating in the air:

"It's hard to see that you need so much meat, so much nutrition and so much water."

"This has always been the case. Our food intake is about the same as that of a wind-up cat! Isn't that a lot?"

Fa Yaya, a girl from the Cat Puppet Clan (it is said that she is only 41 years old, almost a minor in the Cat Puppet Clan), she has never left this small plane, and the other Cat Puppet Clan have not left either. Pass. Even the oldest among them has only heard that 'they seem to be poor little people brought here from another plane by the Anser elves'.

There is no comparison, so naturally they don't know how astonishing the contrast between their own race's food intake and body shape is.

"That's too much."

Jiang Han waved his hand and easily cleared a path of snowflakes on the ground. Giant Cat Lantern proudly stepped on it with his thick fleshy palms, chopped it into pieces, and stepped on the snow firmly.

At the same time, this large and incredible creature was slightly reinforced with leyline energy.

When it comes to slapping cats with whiskers, the giant cat lamp can almost be called an expert.

"Thanks."

Jiang Han nodded to the ghost dragon giant cat lantern, and received a cute and triumphant smile on the big cat face.

"Tell me again, your staple food..."

Jiang Han turned his head and continued talking to the little girl from the cat puppet tribe, but the next second the conversation was interrupted by a witch hat falling from the sky.

This is a sophisticated black witch hat.

Made of pure silk, reinforced with black wood strips, and with exquisite incantations all over the brim.

The witch's hat fell on the snow in full view of everyone (including three pairs of large cat eyes).

"Pfft!"

With a sound of exhalation, a hand wrapped in a dark green body stocking and wearing a half-finger glove popped out from the snow under the witch's hat.

Then the hat was raised, and a delicate witch appeared underneath.

There was a distorted expression on the face that had been frozen by the snow, but it did not prevent Jiang Han from identifying it:

"Miss Alifia."

She shouted out the other person's name in surprise and made a seal.

The powerful magic power pulled out the witch completely in one swipe. At the same time, a [Cleaning Technique], a [Warming Giant Cat Hug Technique] and a [Cold Dispelling Technique] instantly caused the drowned witch to completely evacuate her body. My heart was warmed and I suddenly became a lady.

Seeing such a convenient spell, the eyes of Fayaya and her tribe sparkled.

"Miss Alifia, what are you doing?"

Jiang Han called out the other person's name again.

Alifia breathed a sigh of relief, took off her witch hat, widened her eyes and said with anger and dissatisfaction:

"I knew it!"

Her lips trembled in anger:

"I knew the witch who sold me the [Hat Escape Technique] was not telling the truth. If the effect is really so good, why is this spell only a third-level spell? Her prefix is ​​not [Angelette's...]," she said. ! Bad Witch, I spent a whole four thousand and five thousand... Oh! Miss Han, your spell is so exquisite, I even warmed my buttocks!"

Jiang Han raised his eyebrows, pouted and tilted his head. When he saw Li Li pursed her lips, the corner of her mouth twitched. She knew in her heart that making Miss Fox wait might make this Miss Elephia's butt blossom...and so on. In the Fox family, the way the elders punish the younger ones, hehe, is a bit lucid, although it is not in the witch. The noun, adjective and verb of Ludone.

In order to save the honest life of this delicate-looking young lady, Jiang Han curled up the corners of her mouth, raised her chin, and remained as gentle and elegant as possible:

"Hat Escape Spell, I can imagine your reason for buying this spell, naturally because you have a beautiful hat."

Alifia smiled proudly, rather like a cat.

Jiang Han quickly glanced at her hat. Unfortunately, the witch's hat was not as dark green as her body stockings. This made him less happy. Jiang Han scratched his lower teeth with the tip of his tongue, felt a faint tingling sensation, adjusted his smile and said:

"But I'm more curious about why you use this spell. Maybe I have the honor?"

"ah!"

A scream!

Alifia's eyes widened and she suddenly screamed:

"me……"

"Have you forgotten?" Li Li asked with an unkind expression.

Tears fell from the eyes of the delicate Elifia, and her eyes suddenly turned red:

"I forgot about the comic book I was reading just now! I, after I heard you ask, I subconsciously called the line of thought of reading the comic book, and all of a sudden..."

Generally speaking, a witch with two to three thinking lines will arrange one for reading and another for relaxing, and then ensure that one thinking line controls actions and daily thinking.

Jiang Han licked his lips:

"I'm very sorry."

"Forget it, it's not a good look... Although I am indeed curious about how Ms. Star of All Stars defeated the evil witch and whether they will 'fight' after the fight, there are only 45 left from that thin The thickness of the comic pages makes me feel like I’m going to see ‘To be continued’ and ‘Closed next week’… haha!”

Alefia burst into unladylike laughter with tears in her eyes.

The witch's changeable moods frightened cat puppets like Fa Yaya and the clockwork cat with its head sticking out of the container. They all hid behind the giant cat or retracted their heads into the container. It has to be said that the giant cat lamp can indeed provide the kittens with a false sense of security.

"Hug, hahahahaha, sorry, I ran away again."

Alifia wiped her tears, stopped smiling, and showed a compassionate expression of a saint, clasping her hands together like a nun (the kind of nun that appears in .mp4/.rmvb/.amv) and speaking softly. , said with a hint of yin and yang:

"Oh, while we were chatting, actually our colleagues, the lucky, well, I can't remember the name except for being lucky, Miss Witch and Song Ying were fighting some kind of mutated monster."

[A certain lucky witch].

Jiang Han had to admit that the sourness in Alifia's tone was probably more sour than the sour lemon she had ever tasted.

"Mutated monster?"

Jiang Han asked.

"The new monster that appeared due to the leak of the witch disease came from what our lovely and lucky witch, whose name I can't remember, encountered when she was lucky enough to find a rare chubby clockwork cat. "

Jiang Han understood why the witch had such a sour taste.

It seems that Miss Yu Yuxin has touched the treasure again.

As the saying goes, everyone hates European dogs.

The sourness of the witches is understandable.

But what's more important are the monsters, which are obviously monsters that the giant cat can't handle, otherwise the witch wouldn't have used the [hat escape technique] to find her.

Jiang Han nodded:

"Lead the way, Miss Alefia, let me see this monster."

As soon as she finished speaking, the two giant cats rubbed their paws and tapped their tails on the snow:

"No need for the lord to take action, meow! The cat is coming, the cat is coming!"

When there are no enemies in sight, and when there are powerful enough witches or lords around them, the giant cats are as ferocious as the reincarnation of the black whirlwind.

[Sister (both pronounced with four tones), I’m coming too! 】

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Today, Cat ate spicy rice cake ramen, beef cubes stewed in tomato soup, one each of chicken and pork chops, Korean barbecue and a small bowl of rice.

Meow!

not enough!

The cat still wants to eat!