Witch for All 1994

"It's open, this is Anjie's commentary channel, your moon and my heart, bringing a new issue to all the beautiful girls who love life and love competitions [Team Competition: Whoever has the stronger eldest sister wins the cup] Live broadcast, this is the cute and beautiful girl Anjie... Tsk, I am obviously quite old but I still say such lines."

In the end, the Witch's Typhoon is very good, generous and generous, and has a lot of criticisms. With just a few words, the comment section was filled with trembling comments.

Jiang Han rolled his eyes at Anjie, looking a little charming, and his cat ears twitched before introducing himself:

"This is Wutaihu Jianghan for cat lovers. In the end, the witch was afraid of the dark alone, so we came together to explain."

"I'm Du Lingxuan. I was bragging while taking a bath with my sisters. It would be better if I could trick some fans from Jiebao into joining my channel." Du Lingxuan said honestly.

At this time, An Xuanhan and the three of them were all wearing conservative swimsuits and soaking in the hot spring pool in the tree. They were looking at the big screen with their heads raised. There were two giant cat lights next to them (thanks to [Abathur] Cat for providing the cat lights). Typing on the keyboard, adjusting the director lens and home camera.

This giant cat with black and white fur is soft and looks a bit like a panda lantern, but it looks even more happy and proud. Its grinning cat mouth has a soft smile, and its long tail assists them in typing on the keyboard. .

Thanks to these cat lights, Anjie's live broadcast is even more professional than Du Lingxuan's.

Inside the hot spring, which is invisible to the outside cameras, there are three curved screens that allow people inside to monitor the live broadcast footage, and they are completely synchronized. They can talk to the giant cats outside in a voice that is inaudible to the audience; because the delay set by Jiebao is three seconds clock, so you can adjust the lens through the three cameras and skip some not-so-good footage.

There is also a square screen dedicated to broadcasting materials, and a vertical screen dedicated to broadcasting the comment area.

Jiang Han paid attention to the three curved screens and pulled down the microphone:

"Meow?"

The giant cat has earphones attached to its ears. It is a special earphone that uses pronunciation vibrations to allow sound to enter the cat's ears.

The giant programming cat also meowed.

After confirming that the call could be made, Jiang Han said:

"Screen No. 1 (the camera pointed at the mouth of the hot spring in the tree) Jiebao is a bit exposed."

"Meow." The program giant cat cuts to other screens, such as showing the audience a glimpse of the giant cat nest (screen 2) with tens of thousands of giant cats, or some artworks, some handicrafts, and even advertisements in Jiebao's nest. Regional ['Eleanor is out! ’ T-shirt] on the periphery.

One programmed giant cat specializes in cutting the screen, and the other programmed giant cat controls Anjie's personal camera at the competition venue.

These two giant programming cats work together tacitly, which is one of the reasons why Jiebao, a lazy dog ​​whose live broadcast time is barely up to standard, was able to win the [Golden Channel Anchor Award].

Gold content!

Du Lingxuan's eyes widened, learning from Anjie's experience as a channel manager.

Anjie threw a joke and at the same time shrank into the tree and took a bath comfortably:

"Xuanbao, I remember our club didn't participate in this competition, right?"

Jiang Han was a little worried that this would disappoint the audience.

But what I didn't expect was that Jiebao PUA's ability was definitely not weak. I saw a lot of [? ? ? ] and [Holy shit, silhouette bragging anchor], it can be seen that these viewers are really miserable by Jiebao PUA.

Du Lingxuan studied, sat in the massage chair, and replied comfortably:

"Yes, Xiao Anbao and Da Lin Zhaojun are just the top 16. This can be regarded as one of the history of our club. If you don't count your Erin Cup top 64 and Erin's Erin If we are in the top 128 of the Cup and the top 128 of Hanbao, it will definitely be regarded as the worst result of our club."

Jiebao was immediately embarrassed.

Hanbao was also embarrassed.

Du Lingxuan added:

"It's a pity that Irene didn't withstand the pressure. If she did, then the weighted score would be Jiebao and you beat Irene. In this way, at least our club will have a top 32 player and a top eight player (Xuanbao herself)."

"Sister Han, please ignore this guy and tell the good sisters on the channel about the competition system." Anjie couldn't hold herself any longer. While pinching Xuan Bao's thigh with her right hand, she switched with Jiang Han who pinched Xuan Bao's other thigh with her left hand. Lower your eyes.

The sleepless giant cat is really tough and has no reaction at all.

Jiang Han quickly did the job of [Commentator Xi Xiaomei] and explained the competition system to the audience who didn't understand.

In fact, she didn't know either, but the information screen next to her had been retrieved by the giant cat program, so she just read it and that was it:

"The competition format of this international team competition is a three-person battle, five rounds. The list of prohibited spells is the standard ITWF system. Potions and starting buffs are also prohibited. Only pre-made auxiliary potions with a magic value of less than 2,000 are allowed to be used. Twenty-five per round Minutes, the interval between three-person battles is fifteen minutes, and team members who have already participated can participate again...Eh?"

Anjie added:

"This is what I call a team competition, a cup where the stronger eldest sister wins. As long as the eldest sister is ruthless enough and kills fast enough, it is absolutely fine for the Iron Man to appear for five rounds. Although this team competition has bonus points for first kills. 'Such a mess of bonus points, but as long as one person kills three, that is, if he kills them all within twenty-five minutes, he will definitely surpass the opponent by 1 point. If he wins all five rounds, he will eliminate the opponent with at least +5."

Xuanbao shouted:

"It would be great if there was this competition system when Ah Lin led us. She wears three, and we give her a blue buff. It's perfect!"

"Sister, are you implying that I can't be a eldest sister?" Anjie's tone was higher.

"How is that possible? In my heart, you are my sister who is closer than Irene." Xuanbao's reply was a bit strange.

Fortunately, the hot spring pool in the tree is warm enough, otherwise Jiang Han would have had to catch a cold. After all, with Xuanbao's power, even the sea monster can get frostbite!

Jiang Han twitched his cat ears and echoed:

"Jie Bao led us to fight and never lost; Ah Lin led us to fight and lost twice every now and then. To sum up, Jie Bao is more reliable than Ah Lin!"

Anjie looked proud.

Du Lingxuan said curiously:

"Then if your doubles match doesn't count as a benchmark, who will you choose as your teammate?"

"Why don't you think about it? Of course Lin Zhaojun!" Maomao said realistically.

Jiebao's expression was wrong.

The three chatted and boasted for a while, drank some ice-cold coconut water, and talked about their opinions and the direction of the club's future competitions.

It's just that Jiang Han and Anjie are no match for Xuanbao. Xuanbao caught two people, one with a hundred and twenty-eight and one with a strength of sixty-four, talking about it, one by one, Maomao tried his best He was criticized like "", and he was even more disgusted with Jiebao, "Mao has tried his best. Anjie can't rely too much on Jiang Han for promotion. If she relies on Jiang Han this time, you will see that the sixty-four strong men will be gone."

All in all, sisters Jiang Han and An Jie were quite disgusted by this guy.

After chatting about off-field topics, they asked the programming giant cats to adjust the cameras. The three of them walked out, changed into comfortable winter clothes and pajamas in the locker room, and sat on the sofa. Cat cups were placed on the table. , the prepared lobster dinner, and the peripherals that Anjie recently brought, etc., officially entered the explanation state.

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I didn’t eat anything. The cat only ate steak and rice with black pepper sauce, chicken rolls with puff pastry, a glass of mango juice, and some dessert after the meal. Meow!

I feel that I have been fascinated by black pepper sauce recently. I actually ate black pepper sauce for two days in a row. The cat is addicted!

By the way, I would like to recommend "Is there really someone who becomes an idol in the wasteland?", I am very happy, Teacher Xiaojin, Teacher Xiaojin!

Recently I was reading a book called "Persona Shake, shake, cold, punch, punch, punch!

Meow!

(Remark time: 8/6/21)

(Remarks: Cat has corrected the mistake of calling the great Jie Bao Han Bao, and the mistake of changing "Siren" to "Yuan". The cat's paws will not work when typing on the keyboard!)