Witch for All 1994

The airboat advanced for nine hours and finally entered the depths of the Ghost River. There were no longer a large number of empty islands around, only sporadic islands were seen occasionally.

Since space spells and various convenient ritual spells cannot be used in Ghost River, the computer has become a machine that can only use LAN. This is not really good news for witches, because most witches The games we make are only fun if they are built on the Internet.

Without computers and the Internet, the witches had to develop new fun, which was to play board games with witches and cat lights. It must be said that this was a painful experience.

The board games that witches often play have turned into very ultra-gamey games because of the witches' "cautiousness", and they have no sense of gaming experience.

But Cat Lantern was very bold, meowing and meowing, "The cat wants to use a pistol!" ’ In this case, the entire board game moves in a nonsensical direction, which is really unacceptable to the witches.

Jiang Han actually played with the giant cats for a while and discovered that the giant cats' idea was an enhanced version of the cat lantern, which belongs to the category of 'Cats seriously study how to kick the door! ’ gameplay.

Therefore, Jiang Han had to hang out with Du Lingxuan to find inspiration for writing, while Xia sat on a floating sofa chair and fished slowly in a floating pool of about five square meters. It is said that this job change will allow her to contact the fish pond built by the fisherman and enjoy the joy of fishing.

"...Do you think it's poisonous if I write the protagonist to death?" Jiang Han asked.

Du Lingxuan thought for a while:

"...Don't you think so?"

To a certain extent, yes, but Jiang Han didn't want to admit that he had come up with an extremely naughty idea, so he pouted:

"I was just thinking!"

The giant cat that was attracted to Shia’s fish pond for fishing made a meowing sound:

"When Cat Lina thinks, the giant cats laugh and meow!"

"..."

Jiang Han had to give up her thoughts and start to study more practical things. She sat on Xia's sofa, leaned the back of her head on her thigh, then took out a map from the cat's tail and looked at it:

"The parts are worn out a little more than expected. Engineer Mao Deng said that they need a new batch of tools to perform preliminary maintenance on the airship..."

"That's why I said empty boats are troublesome. I always use fake empty boats." Siya looked at the fish pond intently.

Because a giant cat caught a Monroe fish faster than her, she tapped her lower lip with the tip of her tongue, and the corners of her mouth raised slightly and then flattened out.

Jiang Han was sure he heard a 'cut' sound.

"I can't help it. Is there a place where I can buy parts nearby?" Jiang Han asked.

"I don't know if there is... in this ghost river..." Sia put down the fishing rod, "but there may be, because each ghost river is a tributary branching from the main river, and there will be ghost witches and servants who can come in. Race is shipped in and shipped out here.”

Although she gained new knowledge, Jiang Han's own problems had not yet been solved, so she could only sigh.

Seeing her sigh, Inis, the giant ghost dragon cat and lamp cat next to her, meowed, patted her furry belly and said:

"Want to buy parts? Want to buy what engineering kittens want? Cats know where to find them!"

This was an unexpected surprise.

But considering that the giant cat lantern is a lazy existence that can turn archers everywhere into 'hamsters everywhere', Jiang Han did not dare to agree without confirmation. She asked:

"Oh? Do you know what we want to buy?"

"Meow! How rude! Doesn't the acting lord just want to buy engineering equipment? Cat runs a cat flying saucer shop!"

The flying saucer for cats is something similar to a floating sofa. The lazy fat cat will spend the whole day and float on it all day long. Of course...things made by giant cats will occasionally have problems, such as the flying saucer for cats. Flying saucers are actually as lazy as cat lanterns, often flying up to 1,000 meters a day! After running back and forth against the sky, I don’t know how the giant cats did it... but it does have something to do with [Cat Lantern Engineering].

Jiang Han reluctantly felt relieved.

Then he mentioned it again:

"Well, you know where we are, right?"

"Meow! How rude. Of course the cat knows we are in the Ghost River. Meow, meow! Meow!"

The cat Inis was so angry that she glowed, and the light even attracted the attention of the witches who were watching the scenery.

Probably due to the distrust of the big cat lord, the giant ghost dragon cat said angrily:

"The acting lord probably doesn't know yet. The cats' friend list is meow. The cats are related to most of the middle and high-level members of the witches' servant army. Many of the cultural products issued by the witches were brought by the cats to these servant army worlds in exchange for good things. Eat and drink well!”

Is there such a thing?

Jiang Han and Xidu exchanged glances, and Jiang Han asked tentatively:

"But I have never seen the servant army obtain the props produced in the witch world..."

"Because the witch is not allowed to sell!" said the giant cat next to it, and another giant cat added, "The witch only allows cats to buy snacks and cultural products. As for snacks, the cats can buy and eat as much as they want, meow!"

This is quite reasonable.

Jiang Han probably understood and scratched his face:

"Will those servants buy it?"

"Meow, the question of acting as lord is as ridiculous as asking, 'Do the servants also need to eat?' Of course I will buy it, and it will be a big price. In the world of the servant army, the witch is equivalent to a god... Meow! It is equivalent to a fake God has the same status among believers, and it is still a kingdom in the sky and a powerful race. Naturally, there will be a bunch of servants boasting about all the products circulating in the witch world, and culture can also be a product!"

Occasionally, you can hear philosophical words from the giant cat.

Now Xia stopped fishing, and Du Lingxuan stopped writing her own book. They all came up curiously and started a question and answer game with the giant cats fishing around the floating pond platform.

Overall, the three of them asked, and the giant cats answered.

On the contrary, there is no need to worry about parts for a while.

Through the Q\u0026A, Jiang Han and the other two people finally understood another value of cat lanterns to witches, which is to spread witch culture.

These funny creatures who are not afraid of death are low-end versions of witches, and unless they are extremely psychopathic creatures that cannot communicate, no one will have any ill will towards such furry and round animals, which allows them to bring witch culture to every corner of the world. world.

For example, the Witch Card is actually very popular in the world with more than 10 million servants. Although all the cards played are old cards, the Witch Card will not be updated. Only new cards and new independent extreme games will be updated. Excellent Witch design features Coupled with the trial and error function (thousands of hamster balls synchronously accelerating time running), it was concluded that the witch card does not require a balanced version. This is the card game that instantly kills all the games designed by the natives of the servant army.

Another example is Witch Magazine. Jiang Han didn't even know that he had become a small Internet celebrity in the world of several humanoid servants. Even the few results he got were considered by fans to be a reward for hard work... There was even a small Bimao ​​Lan specially purchased Mao Lina postcards in exchange for some precious red tungsten glowing copper materials, and then resold them to the witch.

Even the Cat Lanterns will specially purchase "Ethnic Magazine Issue XX" or "Witches' General Regulations" and so on based on the servant army's desire to understand the witches of those races and the internal policies of the witches.

Not to mention the rest of the games, comics, animations, and movies. Although only one in a thousand cat lanterns earns snacks and meal expenses through this method, but based on the number of the entire cat lantern race, one in a thousand, It really can’t be counted as less!

Jiang Han listened to one of the "Thousand Ways to Earn Big Dinner Money" from Mao Deng and Giant Cat Lanterns in the way of listening to the Bible. He was in a daze for a while before accepting the fact that he actually had a group of followers.

Finally, after being reminded by Du Lingxuan, he asked about the store where he purchased the parts. The location was marked on the map, and after some statistics, it only took an extra hour of detour to get there, so through the control ability, the airships' flight path was adjusted.

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A setting that suddenly occurred to me, a setting that I suddenly wanted to write, Cat started!

Of course, the cat is also thinking, "If you can earn snack money this way, why didn't these lazy cats do it in the first place?" ], but well, meow, that’s because the cat himself didn’t expect to have such a skill! Slightly improved (digging holes) the settings of the cat lights!

Meow!