Witch for All 1994

"Meow! The cat is going to give the big cat a score, meow!" What landed on the deck of the empty motorboat was a rare sea forest cat lantern. This kind of cat lantern is good at planting trees and building nests underwater, and almost only Appears in various lakes and underground rivers on the Sky Island of the Witch. She has rare short furry whiskers and long ears that resemble the tentacles of a lantern fish, hanging down and glowing. Her cat tail is as short as a hair ball, and she has a pair of leather wings that are extremely flexible in the water.

Jiang Han stepped forward and gave the judge cat a good rub:

"Meow, if the cat doesn't give the big cat a good score, the big cat will stuff the kitten into the washing machine, meow."

Hailin Cat Lantern's eyes widened, and the light in its ears began to flicker and dim.

After friendly negotiation and full communication.

Hailin Mao Deng finally gave Jiang Han a little hint and selected his favorite fish from the one or two hundred fish they caught and put in the water bubble:

"Cats like this! Cats, cats, cats..."

Her eyes were rolling, and the mainly black fur flashed with golden and red lines representing life. This transformation of cats' terrestrial energy made them natural ocean druids.

He sniffed the fish again:

"The cat gives nine points and three points (out of ten), meow!"

Jiang Han took a note and wrote down the score without any intention of cheating. Although she can do all kinds of tricks, she will stop consciously when it comes to scores. This is one of the instincts of the witch. It is like an episode of Tom Cat playing golf. She will be honest when someone is watching. Remember the score well.

"Nine point three, can't you give me more?" Jiang Han complained as he wrote.

The light of Hailin's cat lamp suddenly became brighter, and the cat puffed up its chest (the whole cat bulged) and meowed loudly:

"Only worthy of nine point three! Meow!"

Even if you use a washing machine, you can't threaten to score more points. This is the ethics of Cat Light, never compromise on delicious food (except when you are hungry).

The ethics of the witch and the cat lantern can be said to be mysterious existences. They are very low-key when there is no one around, but extremely high when there are people around.

Jiang Han wondered if there was any basis for the existence of something like this instinct? Or is there nothing beyond the high walls?

She once read a novel in which races were divided into categories, with workers as the lowest class of society. When they are taken out of the nursery (yes, like growing crops instead of being born alive), they will be put into a room with flowers and books as babies. As babies, they will not play with flowers and books. It's a time of joy.

First there was a piercing alarm that scared them to tears.

Then there's the electricity in the floor that gives them the pain.

Flowers and piercing alarms; books and stinging electricity.

After many such behaviors, these workers will develop a fear of the suburbs and a hatred of books, thereby solidifying and domesticating a class.

Of course, not all the things in the novel can be taken seriously, nor can the behaviors in it be taken seriously, but the meaning behind it made Jiang Han think about whether witches also have similar domestication and solidification, and whether they also have a [own] A genetic chain that allows you to do whatever you want at all times and abide by the rules in front of outsiders?

But witches do cause conflicts and quarrels in all aspects of life, and even small-scale witch fights occasionally occur.

I am afraid that no matter how powerful the social psychologist is, they will never be able to explain where their contradictory but not completely contradictory personalities come from. Why does such a collective witch have such individual characteristics?

Jiang Han couldn't explain it, she was just a witch.

"..."

"Meow, six points, no more, meow!"

Another judge cat lantern flew up, this time it was a skeletal cat lantern with a surprisingly long tail. This cat lantern will have the longest tail among cats after becoming a giant cat lantern! I like to eat ghost fish. There are some in this lake, but Jiang Han and the others didn't catch them.

Without the ghost fish, this black-red cat lantern would be dissatisfied with its long and fluffy cat tail. However, this cat is a bad-tempered cat who is duplicitous... The skeleton cat lantern has all kinds of bad tempers... This cat also chose the most delicious one called red flame flatfish, which is red flame flatfish.

It tastes like grilled and tough fish. It only needs to be seasoned with chili pepper. The meat is tender and tough, and the sauce is delicious!

Rare fish and very delicious.

No matter how you say it, it can get an evaluation of more than eight points. If you meet a cat lamp judge who loves to eat this kind of fish, it is estimated that it will get a score of nine points and five points!

Jiang Han could tolerate these meows giving him low marks, if there really wasn't the fish they liked to eat.

But she couldn't tolerate it at all, 'You meow, while giving low scores, you also took away the most delicious fish! ’ This kind of thing, and the bad temper of the corpse cat lamp is outstanding among all cats. If you can, you really want to hang this kind of cat on the tree!

——It’s a pity that once the Bone Cat Lantern evolves into the Giant Bone Cat Lantern, it will have the characteristics of [Fight to the Death] and [The more you fight, the braver it becomes] that all cats and witches covet.

Faced with this bad cat who doesn't know the heights of the world and the power of its claws, the Misty Cat has to use its special abilities again.

She walked over, grabbed the chubby skeletal cat lamp, and rubbed it fiercely:

"If the kitten doesn't give the big cat good marks, the cat will hang the kitten's tail on the electric fan!"

The Mist Giant Cat used the [Negotiation] skill!

"Meow ow ow!"

"I also took the red-flamed fish that the cat was going to eat! This is a super delicious fish!"

"Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."

After a reasonable argument, Jiang Han finally got a somewhat satisfactory score from the corpse cat lamp:

"Cat, cat, eight point six! No more, meow!"

This cat lamp finally gives a real evaluation, which is not easy.

Only then did Jiang Han let her go.

The next step is to continue to grab the judges and ask them to give their evaluation.

Through various methods, Jiang Han obtained the lowest evaluation from the Cat Lantern judges, which was a six points.

It's roughly the same.

When you meet honest cats, let them choose the fish they like, so there is a [favorite bonus].

When you encounter a bad cat, ask the Mist Fairy Giant Cat to give it a good talk.

If you encounter a cat lantern with a bad temper and a record of misdeeds like the corpse cat lantern, you will have to succumb!

Finally, there are some unrepentant meows, cat lanterns that are so proud that they don’t even want to give face to giant cats, such as the gray claw cat lantern. This kind of cat has the trait of [Angry Cat], and the morale bonus has been changed to a rage bonus. The angrier you are, the higher your morale will be! The character is also very consistent, even if he reaches the Yellow River, he will not shed tears.

This kind of cat lantern cannot use the diplomacy skill to get a good score.

Jiang Han's method of dealing with it was to give this kind of cat a small cup of [Heavy Cat's Wrath].

Meow, meow, I can do anything!

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