Witch for All 1994

August 20, 6:15 in the morning.

Jiang Han yawned and lazily cleaned himself up in the bathroom.

When the warm water was sprinkled on her body, she was alerted. The witch's tired early sleep gene was dispelled, and her thoughts returned to her brain.

——That’s how she turned from an idiot back to a normal person.

She was under warm water and her brain re-entered an active state. From last night until he forced himself to go to bed early at 2 o'clock, Jiang Han read the profound and difficult "Practical Runes: Loloria Columbus" at least five times.

What's annoying is that every time she's about to fall asleep, Loloria's photo, which looks like Sharon Curie looking at the trophy, always wakes her up with a smile.

As a recognized master of practical runes, Loloria has been shortlisted for the highest practical rune award, the Rune Word Award, 79 times in her life, but has never won it.

What's even worse is that she never cried when she watched the trophy in the audience 79 times. She is completely different from Sharon Curie and is known as the real 'Iron Lady'.

It was not until she was 98 years old that she was invited to be the presenter of the Runeword Award 2 years after she was no longer eligible for entry.

Miss Loloria had tears in her eyes when she awarded the trophy she had been dreaming of all her life to her 14-year-old apprentice, the best practical rune maker in the world, 'Gwendolyn Newton'. Staring at the trophy and holding the photo that I didn't want to put down for a long time has become a classic.

Although it is a bit unethical to say this, she and Sharon Curie are indeed a good match for a while, but Sharon still has a chance. She is only 45 years old this year, and there are still 35 years before she loses her qualifications.

No, I seem to have laughed again... Jiang Han looked at the foggy mirror and found that he had unconsciously smiled brightly.

Today is the shooting day. Yesterday, I took Liang Cuoyu to the Witch Amusement Park for a day. This was a treatment that even Miss Cen Jing did not have... She rubbed her face and took a towel to wipe her body. In a leisurely and comfortable feeling, I slowly thought about the past two days.

It's not that I want to develop some kind of super-friendship relationship with Liang Cuoyu, but because playing with Liang Cuoyu, who retains the habits of a land native, can effectively overcome the jet lag.

Speaking of this photography project, there is indeed something weird about it.

The shooting time of 8 o'clock in the morning is exactly the time when the witch loves bed the most and is least willing to get up. It is equivalent to the feeling of mainlanders staying up until 3 o'clock to fall asleep, and then getting up at 6 o'clock to go to work.

The filming crew prepared the team, and Kraken made special requests.

In any case, Jiang Han and Chen Ligu are not allowed to make any protests to the filming team, but at the same time, the filming team will abide by the minimum shooting conditions and will not cause any sexual disrespect or harassment to Jiang Han.

And then, the reward is really scary.

Both Chen Ligu and Jiang Han thought it was only 130% of the remuneration from the magazine "Interpretation" after tax, but they did not expect that it was 130% before tax, and there was also a great witch tax reduction policy, allowing them to get more money, and Ms. Jiang Han's tight balance of income and expenses was surprisingly relaxed. She no longer had to worry about going to a strip club to perform traditional arts.

There is also a requirement to accompany the guests, for which part of the remuneration is also added.

At first, Jiang Han thought that the great witch wanted to fuck him, but after thinking about it, he felt that the other party wanted to fuck him, so he and Chen Ligu asked about the request of accompanying him.

It turns out that Clarken wanted Jiang Han to attend a very formal luncheon, not the kind of company she had in mind.

Wilhelm Pharmaceutical Company was an industry in Kraken's original homeland. After the filming, it happened to be a luncheon. Wilhelm sincerely invited Kraken to attend. However, Kraken felt that this matter was too troublesome, so he simply asked Jiang Han helped attend, and the excuse he gave was very simple:

"I have a pair of eternal knot eyes, and Miss Jiang also has a pair of eternal knot eyes. If you attend on my behalf, Wilhelm will think that I attach great importance to this luncheon and send people around me... After all, everyone knows that 'The Great Witch Clara' Ken's henchman is a powerful witch with the Eye of Eternal Knot."

But the great witch is really willful. If you don't want to go to an invitation from a super large company, you won't go... Jiang Han sighed a little at the status of the great witch, and at the same time he was already thinking about what food would appear at the luncheon.

For a moment, she bit her lip, carefully took out the scale from under the bathroom sink, and carefully stood on tiptoes.

…

…

Ahhhhh! Fat! Gained 0.2 pounds!

Jiang Han fell into a state of fear.

——Witches don’t get fat easily, but that doesn’t mean they won’t get fat, but it means that even if they do get fat, they are still flexible fat people.

She remembered that on Kongdao in Dongcheng District, there were often bosozokus who modified brooms, including a few fat witches. They were shouting "Death to the country's thieves" while running at a speed of 100 meters per second. It is said that the police station arrests him once every day. Over time, he became a very famous Bosozoku in Japan!

Japanese Bosozoku: It’s painful to die at night! We sisters have been in trouble five times in Tokyo.

Destroying the Nice Bosozoku: The pain of death at night! Make progress every day, feel good every day!

In the world of berserkers who pride themselves on playing pranks and going to the police station (called a detention center in Japan), this is an extremely serious act.

Ever since, there has been a real legend in the bosozoku world.

Every Japanese bosozō witch is proud to go to Nice for gilding. Their luggage contains modified six-jet broomsticks. They wear cute forest girl clothes and big-brimmed hats, which are very good for the customs witches. Impression applied to enter the Nancheng area, and then moved into rented houses and apartments with the help of a local convoy of immigrant bosozokus and Chinese bosozokus called "Yukulu".

After that, they worked part-time jobs locally and rode broomsticks at various floating island tracks at night to familiarize themselves with the routes. When they were ready, they put on tight-fitting witch battle suits, took protective measures, rode modified broomsticks, and shouted "Night Dew" at night. Rushing into the gray area in pain, and fighting against the witch bosozozoos who come from all over the world for pilgrimage!

By the way, one of the witch bosozos that Jiang Han knows is Du Ningzhuang. Even though Adu looks like a literary autistic girl, she is particularly wild when flying on a broomstick.

Even sometimes foreign big shot witches come here and want to watch the shocking bosozoku culture during the pilgrimage period from 3 to 6 in the morning.

Jiang Han sighed again. She was really not good at riding a broom, otherwise she would have wanted to sneak out and play Fast and Furious at night.

After changing into her casual skirt, she raised her hands, spun around deftly in front of the mirror, and staggered out of the bathroom.

At the newspaper reading desk at the top of the stairs, she met Miss Liang Cuoyu, who was holding a cup of wolfberry tea. She was wearing a white T-shirt with the word "Ju" written on it as pajamas, shorts on her lower body, and a pair of soft white rabbit slippers. , reading the newspaper leisurely and calmly.

After seeing Jiang Han coming, Liang Cuoyu waved her little hand:

"Morning!"

He looks very energetic and like a mainlander.

No, it should be said that people from mainland China are not as energetic as she is in waking up so early.

After Jiang Han said hello to the little health witch, he hurried downstairs, put on low-cut elastic lace socks, put on his round-toe dress shoes, and went out.

Since she didn't know the way, she first rode a broom to Vientiane Commercial Street, met up with Chen Ligu, and then went to the Wilhelm South City headquarters.

Wilhelm's headquarters is different from other places. It is rather special. It is actually built in a volcano. It is a silver-gray high-tech disk-shaped building. Inside the volcano, it is only thirty meters away from the hot lava. It is more than meters high, and the entrance is an escalator that can accommodate 10 people entering and exiting side by side in a small club. The escalator after entering has a heat-resistant glass cover, allowing you to enjoy the scorching scenery inside the volcano.

Jiang Han and Chen Ligu met at the front desk of Wilhelm, who had big dark circles under his eyes and was wrapped in a thick sweater. After giving the reservation information, they were taken to the escalator and sent to the headquarters.

As soon as he got on the escalator, Jiang Han felt as if he was in an ice cave.

Hiss... what kind of air conditioner is this? Jiang Han trembled unconsciously. The casual skirt she was wearing was wide and was worn on the beach. Thanks to her eternal eyes and magic power, it was very suitable for resisting the scorching heat. Like the shirt and suit skirt she wore next to her, the black stockings were also Miss Chen Ligu, who was wearing high heels, was shivering from the cold.

Fortunately, Chen Ligu's magic power is also very powerful, so she is not unable to withstand the cold winter.

Entering the headquarters, the first thing you see is a large waiting room. There are about 10 reception rooms on both sides of the waiting room. The space capsule-like door of one of them is open, and the photography team is there.

Jiang Han walked in.

I also met an acquaintance, Emily Jo!

Jiang Han, the witch who worked as the receptionist at Dream Garden, said hello to the person who was taking care of the newcomers:

"Hello, Miss Qiao."

"Hello...hey! Miss Jiang, ah, long time no see!" Emily Qiao enthusiastically patted the shoulder of the little sister carrying the camera next to her, and then said to Jiang Han: "I have always worked the night shift , I haven’t seen you for a long time, but Miss Li Li often spends the whole day in the school library looking up information."

Jiang Han nodded and smiled. She remembered that Emily Qiao's name was Qiao Rou. She was a very sweet witch, especially because she was only 15cm tall, which made Jiang Han not look so short next to her.

Then she asked:

"What are you doing here?"

"Part-time job! I work part-time as a lighting technician in a professional photo studio. Today we were hired here to take pictures of models...ah! I understand, the model is you, and my sister has been looking at your recent photos!" Qiao Rou was very happy. He was so cheerful that he patted the shoulder of the person next to him and said: "Jiang Han, I'm covering this newcomer. Although my magic power is not high, I am already considered an old-timer in the photography world."

"Yes." The witch who was tapped on the shoulder replied and raised her head.

Her voice was cold and ruthless, but it also revealed warmth.

Her smile is like a robot, but also extremely sunny.

Her beautiful and delicate appearance is like a porcelain doll, her fair skin is no less than that of Jiang Han, and her black ink hair is even more adorable.

Jiang Han almost screamed out in surprise, and so did Chen Ligu next to him.

Because this witch, apart from her hair color and eye color, looks like Kraken.

Jiang Han also knew the temporary workers working nearby.

Mu Hai Zhe, all members of the Great Witch's unit are here.

Jiang Han felt that he seemed to be involved in some conspiracy.

At this time, Kraken, who had dark hair and deep red eyes, had a gentle and ruthless smile. He pursed his lips, exposing his delicate tiger teeth, then tilted his head, moved his body unaccustomed to the witch's normal form, and smiled. :

"This is our first meeting, Miss Jiang. Just call me...Bai Enqiu."

Jiang Han concealed his shock and said with a smile:

"Hello...Hello, I am Jiang Han."

At the same time, she glanced at Miss Qiaorou's little paw on Kraken's shoulder without leaving any trace.