Witch for All 1994

"Meow?" "Squeak!"

Each mouse girl held up a cat lantern that was two-thirds or one-half smaller than her own to observe, and then put the cat lantern on her head as a headlamp without any instruction.

The giant cat lights were observing the senior rats, and their eyes seemed to rest on the steel plates of these rats.

Jiang Han heard Cat Doyastin whisper:

"Meow, you are so thin."

The meeting place was still in the subway. It was a large storage room that had been cleaned up by the rats, with wallpaper, lanterns, and food served. It was probably originally used by the arakkoa to store power supplies, but it had been occupied by the rats. Down to serve as a storage area for cheese and beer barrels.

Cheese beer, cheese topped with jerky, baked oysters, and crusty breaded cream mushroom soup with minced spinach and cream cheese.

It's not very delicious, but it's full of flavor and tastes like the best food in the Dead Magic Zone.

Rats' food is pretty good.

Xu Fangying is a witch after all. Even if she forgets most of her knowledge, what remains is knowledge that countless humans cannot obtain in their lifetime.

From childhood to adulthood for eighteen years, the witch will learn almost all knowledge in the world:

botany.

Eugenic hybridization.

Culinary Arts and Oenology.

Zoology and Botany.

Manufacturing - manufacturing of key technologies for 3000 years of human development.

...It can almost be said that during the period from eighteen years to when she applied for the A2 exam, the education that the witch received was the most complete and standard [traveler education]. She even learned about copywriting, and at least she would not commit the crime of [taking the It's such a stupid thing to oppose poetry and clarify one's own ambitions.

Naturally, he has attainments in architecture, management and greenhouse science.

Even in the void, Xu Fangying arranged a perfect greenhouse to cultivate needed food.

The so-called phenomenon of "no one has enough to eat in the last days" does not exist.

The rats are also well-fed, which is why they are different from other apocalyptic races in the void. They are well-fed, strong, and capable of broadcasting gymnastics... Yes, the rats are so powerful because Xu Fangying passed a game called "Five Animals" Five sets of [Broadcast Gymnastics Martial Arts] were developed using ancient boxing techniques.

Xu Fangying also created an original automatic food conveyor belt and served a buffet to the giant cats.

The giant cats ate and drank happily.

In the slightly sinister words of Cat Nestine:

"The cat only knows that the cat was entertained by the mice today. As for the mice who look like Cat Lina, it must be the cat's illusion."

As long as there is food and drink, giant cats will become very friendly.

And the giant cats are really tight-lipped about things they don’t want to say, to the extent that they won’t even admit it when they enter the cat washing machine!

——Alcohol is not enough. If you use [Heavy Cat’s Wrath] undiluted, you will meow and confess.

Jiang Han just wants to protect the confidentiality of the giant cats.

She didn't entertain people in the camp because Xu Fangying was a secret that couldn't be exposed to Du Lingxuan and Xia.

At least here, the giant cats can help. Anyway, giant cats often hide secrets.

Du Lingxuan didn't know until today that several barrels of the wine at home were drunk by the forest guest Giant Cat Lantern under various excuses.

Also a little strange:

“Can electronic cockfighting also be strengthened by drinking alcohol?”

That is the concept of the giant cat in the forest:

[Give the giant cat wine, the giant cat will be in a good mood, the giant cat will help take care of the electronic fighting cock, and the electronic fighting cock will become stronger]

To this day, only the giant cats in Jiang Han's small circle know this secret.

Xu Fangying has never been exposed to the giant cat lantern, or Jiang Han's family. The animal companions Xu Fangying can get are probably big horned deer, jellyfish, black cats, crows, etc. Even ice bears are a luxury, let alone someone like Jiang Han. In this way, the precious animal companion Gege is used to raise an ice bear for Miss Jiang Xuan to play with.

But she knows a thing or two about this furry creature:

"Giant Cat Lantern..."

She looked at Jiang Han: "Giant Cat Lamp Witch."

"What's wrong?"

Jiang Han answered with a smile, but the corners of his mouth slowly pursed, looking like he was unhappy.

Talking to ‘myself’ is more or less awkward.

It is also difficult to show the smile that he wears on weekdays.

Especially when Xu Fangying caressed his collarbone and looked at her with a look that said, "Wow, you usually smile like this."

It's as if your cousin, who was very close when you were a child but became a little distant when you grew up, and who only spoke to you politely and made polite guesses through the computer, came to your home and stared at your Magical Girl Nanoha comic coloring page. expression with poster.

Jiang Han naturally put on an expression of "happy, but not happy".

Xu Fangying paused: "How secretive the Giant Cat Witch is, I'm afraid it is kept secret even at the top level. It is even more secret than the so-called Ultimate Witch's provident fund amount."

She also couldn't adapt to the fact that the other 'self' was actually hanging out in the upper class circles and making friends with witches such as Angelite, Irene, and Ovelia.

In other words, it was even more unbelievable to her that things like 'Irene came down from the sun' and 'Ovie was woken up from a deep sleep'.

"Since it's a secret, we must take countermeasures."

She gently stroked her collarbone and sat next to Jiang Han.

The two are almost like each other in the mirror, except that their ears and tails are completely different, and the rest are similar.

She glanced at Jiang Han's cat ears and was silent for a moment:

"Which pair of ears can hear?"

"Meow, I have four voices."

Xu Fangying came so close that his lips almost touched Jiang Han's earlobe, and whispered:

"Anti-reconnaissance rituals, counter-curse rituals, secret protection warning spells, and special doors for entry and exit. I guess you should have taken all these protective measures to avoid being peeked by our energetic kin who love to explore other people's secrets. You shouldn't. Things that were spied upon.”

"..."

Jiang Han's cat's tail flapped uneasily.

She stuttered and said, "I have never done any of the methods you mentioned above..."

This is one of the manifestations of the giant cat's crotch stretching. It has already stretched its crotch before becoming a giant cat. Lord Cat Lina is indeed a witch with the destiny of a giant cat.

This performance made Xu Fangying silent.

The cold-looking rat girl pursed her lips:

"I probably understand. I'll protect you later."

Speaking of protection, Jiang Han was a little curious.

In other words, she has always been curious about the meaning of protection for a weak witch.

It was not convenient to ask before.

After all, it's quite annoying to ask, but this time it's different. When talking to 'self', you can tell anything as long as it's not too private.

Regarding her question, Xu Fangying did have an answer:

"We witches provide protection in the world of witches. The biggest role is not to actually protect others from prying eyes, but to be able to report the other person's behavior smoothly when others are snooping. There is no witch who does not worry about his own social death."

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Meow!