Witch for All 1994

“Watch the game, watch the game!”

"Why didn't the channel owner go to the Wheelchair Cup? That's right, it's not that I didn't go, it was that I couldn't go."

"I'm telling you, this year's Commentator's Cup is very valuable."

"It can only be said that those who came to participate are all elites, and I am far from being an elite, so I cannot be selected."

Jiang Han witnessed with his own eyes how Du Lingxuan confused right and wrong, and cleverly guided him from "My dish can't even pass the pre-selection" to "Sister, I am not wheelchair enough, so I can't participate in the Wheelchair Cup".

It can be said to be the essence of human social civilization.

He is also a natural affairs officer.

Just with the ability to confuse right and wrong, not only can you be successful in some countries, but you can also be imprisoned.

"Commentary guest? Oh oh oh, this one on my left is your Didixubao, and this one on my right is your favorite Queen Kraken of the tough-talking dynasty. The tough-talking dynasty's tough-talking first generation. Oh, no, the second generation, the first generation is now Jie It’s precious.”

Lin Bao, who was listening to the crosstalk next to him, couldn't hold back his cold expression.

Smiling like a stupid spore.

"Sister, your dynasty succession is not right. The first life is the founding of the country, the second is the inheritance..."

"We insist that the dynasty has a popular method of succession, just like if little Princess Elizabeth wants to be Queen of Iliara, she must first cut off her mother's head and make it into a crown..."

Kraken frowned and smiled as if he was ten years younger.

It’s not Jiang Hanchui.

Kraken's appearance, like his own, belongs to the prime age period of human beings, which is thirteen, four, or five years old. Due to my body shape, others will know when they look at me, ‘I’m an adult, heh, I must be an adult, no, no, no, I must be an adult, oooooooooooo’. Compared with his own figure, Kenbao's figure was a bit different, but "big" and "not" were exactly the same.

She usually relies on her queen-style dead fish eyes that can excite special lovers, plus the Eastern European Empress' characteristic Sima face to raise her age threshold.

But this smile immediately changed from "Okay, okay, Queen Mauro, twenty years old, okay?" ’ turned into ‘I am super, a ten-year-old fish-eyed little girl.’ It is true that the age span is a bit big in appearance.

Du Lingxuan took the opportunity to introduce them to the sisters one by one.

Xia and Jiang Han shouted and popped up to say hello and smile and that was it.

Because Jiang Han was reading a book, Shia was reading a book called "Ninety-two Prefectures, the Local Autonomy Status of the Witch Association in Japan - 1995 Ruby Edition".

Jiang Han glanced at another book pressed by Xia's huge mountain range. It had the same title but the last suffix was "1995 Topaz Edition". The content is basically the same, except that one book has food recommendations for 46 of the 92 states, and the other book has food recommendations for the other 46 states.

A book is sold in two copies.

I actually figured it out.

While Jiang Han was complaining, Du Lingxuan introduced Jiang Miao and Miss Tang Wen who had somehow managed to get here.

As a witch with the same body shape as Jiang Han (a little taller, but not out of the dwarf range), Jiang Miao's live piano playing can be said to be a frequent guest, but the comments posted in the comment area said, "The notes are a bit big, but very good." No, I should say this is the best thing'.

The live broadcast gained some prestige.

He got together with Miss Tang Wen, exchanged opinions on prison terms, and successfully turned the five people in Alice's shooting into a story of "three unlucky guys".

They are so professional that they will block three teammates as soon as they enter the game.

The witch did not have the habit of indulging in rookies. Seeing that the situation was not going well, she turned on her voice and asked politely in common language:

‘Where are you from? ’

Then he launched a fierce verbal attack on the sisters. Asking where the person is is because you have to use the local dialect. After all, all witches are masters of language. As long as you want to learn, you can learn Chinese from scratch and mix wonderful Cantonese such as "Pu Jie Zi" and "Losing your old wood". .

Jiang Han also arranged with her sisters. In her words:

"Fortunately, I caught Du Lingxuan on the same day. Otherwise, we would have been in jail and shit together without a partner. It would have been unbearable."

When these two people passed.

After the audience had the impression, ‘This is a member of the pseudo-Taiwan Radio 2 supported by Xuan Bao’, they brought in Xiao Li and Ah Lin to help everyone.

"This is our chief duel caster, Sister Li Lian, Xiao Li, whom everyone is familiar with. She is an undisciplined and unethical player witch with principles and bottom lines. This time in the Erin Cup, she was going to use physical means to make Sister Dorothy out. There was no fight, but I persuaded him to stop."

"I said, 'Xiao Li, you can't test Sister Dorothy's professional attitude like this. Just think about how people can fight out of the Zerg Witch Street. I'm afraid you won't be able to withstand it.' Xiao Li was just guarding. I don’t want to test Sister Dorothy’s real skills.”

Xiao Li held his stomach, laughed and defended: "Sisters, I don't really want to go!"

"As for Lin Bao, recently Lin Bao's old love has been replaced by a new one. Last time he sweetly shouted, 'Xuan Bao won't fight me if he doesn't fight me.' This time, 'Xuan Bao won't fight me if Xuan Bao doesn't fight me.'" Fighting', so he came with us."

Ah Lin crossed his arms and tilted his head: "Sisters, I originally wanted to drag you to self-destruct and sacrifice your life to seal you for everyone, but after thinking about it, I can't waste my life for you, right?"

Lin Zhaojun has a special characteristic.

Even if Jiang Han didn't say it, everyone would know.

That means people are addicted to food.

Why did you say you wanted to provoke Du Lingxuan? (Jiang Han Maomao’s smiling face)

Within a second, Du Lingxuan glanced at her and said in a surprised tone: "Although you said as if your life is a ball of toilet paper, my sister doesn't care about you, so I'd better promote you to facial tissue." .”

Some people are born holding a microphone.

For example, Du Lingxuan, this person must have just been born. When he was in the egg, he shouted: "I am so, so fast. Mommy, did you really not use boosters? Sister, I can't bear it."

After all, outstanding talents are born with a vision of heaven and earth.

For example, when Kraken was born in an egg, he might have been saying, "Give me another five minutes and I'll crack the eggshell myself and come out."

Hee hee, what a tough mouth.

Within a few words, Xuan Bao almost broke Lin Bao's guard. Since this was in front of the public, Xuanbao had no choice but to change the name of "Comrade Toilet Paper" back to "Sister Ah Lin".

After explaining the guests, Du Lingxuan showed off her "humorous" explanation ability.

For example, when introducing Teacher Yu, she said straightforwardly: "As for Teacher Yu's ability in the Commentary Cup, I can only say that you understand everything you know, and you can understand even if you don't understand. Teacher Yu, as a player who has rich experience of being disliked for many years, in We might be able to get enough advantages in the Wheelchair Cup, and I’m optimistic that Teacher Yu will be eliminated in the top 16.”

"Teacher Ji?"

"Don't do it, sisters. Although everyone talks about Teacher Yu and Teacher Ji, do you know how big the gap between Teacher Ji and Teacher Yu is? When Teacher Yu was still competing in the global youth competition, Teacher Ji already represented the domestic witches. The association is embarrassed by going abroad, how can this compare?”

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Meow aw ow, Xiaoxiao wrote an extra chapter, meow aw aw.