Witch for All 1994

"The first person to appear is our favorite Grace Mitchell. She is a centenary of solitude in the world of players and a centenary in the world of commentators. She won the Best Comedy Award and has won the Wheelchair Cup three times in a row."

"After that……"

Du Lingxuan introduced the players one by one. I have to say that this person was very eloquent. Just introducing the players made Kraken and the others laugh frequently.

Jiang Han and Xia were already hugging each other, meowing and laughing.

Jiang Han thought:

Fragrant, soft, small, moist... meow!

And Shia was thinking:

Ribs, ribs, ribs, meow ow ow!

Jiang Han didn't know that he had once again touched the ribs of the giant glass cat lamp. He also felt that the closeness between himself and Master Xifu was very effective in the show.

But it’s not good to hold her for too long.

The classic witch motto "A best friend is a best friend, and a best friend is a honey" has already appeared in the comments section. I'm afraid what's coming next is an Aretha-style motto.

Alessa used her destiny ability to have normal vision in both eyes.

It's rare that those big, lifeless eyes have vivid colors. The beautiful eyes always look at the things around them with curiosity about life.

Jiang Han strongly suspected that this was because Blind Bao couldn't see clearly at ordinary times, so when he could see clearly, he had to concentrate on everything.

Xiabao looked at the interviews in the commentary cup and the player preparation room and tilted his head curiously.

She asked: "Sister Du Lingxuan. How much does it cost to sponsor an event like the Wheelchair Cup?"

"About 200,000 to 500,000 can buy an advertising space on the sidelines."

Du Lingxuan paused, held the microphone with her little paws to block the sound, and then said: "If you give me an extra 20,000 yuan in red envelopes, I can help you find players to give the billboards to Olive. In this way, there will be a period of time when repairing the billboards. Almost twenty or thirty seconds of exclusive footage. What’s the matter, do you want to advertise on the wheelchair cup?”

"Xuanbao's pockets are full" was really not an empty talk in the past.

So many years of savings were exchanged for the identity of the giant cat witch. From a long-term perspective, this transaction is a bloody profit, and from a short-term perspective, it is also a big profit. Most of the witches didn't have a good choice of tactics for Du Lingxuan's pressure tactics. Anyway, Anjie's counterattack made her fall off the altar again, which can be said to be a living god.

But my wallet is empty and I feel uneasy. Xuanbao now can be said to be in a state of strong individualism where he has the opportunity to make money.

Blind Bao couldn't help but be shocked by this state of making money, and he couldn't speak fluently.

"No, no, no, no, I'm just asking. I have a friend who wants to invest in a cat lamp supplies store and advertise here. I'm just asking on her behalf..."

"Oh sister, if you had told me earlier, if you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have been unable to enter the wheelchair cup."

After Du Lingxuan said this, which contained a lot of information and was worth savoring, he released his paws and explained to the audience with a smile:

"Xia Bao wanted to invest in my and Sister Jiang Han's billboard. I blocked the microphone at that time. How could Sister Jiang Han and I sell our bodies for only 200,000? We have to pay more! So Xiao Xiao and Xi Bao just now Blow for a while.”

There may be people in this world who are really guilty of social bull syndrome. Xuanbao was able to ignore the topic without embarrassment.

And just when everyone wanted to ask something, she said with a smile: "Watch the game, watch the game. The first game today is our teacher Yu. The wheelchair king hunter vs. Grace. The century-old hip lifter."

…

Jiang Han originally thought that the Wheelchair Cup was really nothing interesting to watch.

real.

All her impressions of the Wheelchair Cup were that Dorothy Jordan, with a dark circle under her eyes and a body that had been fighting all night, easily defeated the other commentators and won the championship easily.

Dorothy Jordan did all kinds of bad things.

Winning the championship was so easy that it made Du Lingxuan, who had to fight fiercely with people in wheelchairs for a long time before winning, a little embarrassed.

Of course, it also misled Jiang Han, making Jiang Han feel a little subconsciously that the Commentator Cup is just for commentators to have fun, and only those who are a little more serious will win the championship. It is such an event.

But the facts prove one thing, that is:

She couldn't be more wrong.

Being able to enter the commentary cup, which is what everyone calls the wheelchair cup, naturally requires a certain degree of purity.

The question is, what is purity?

First of all, food is definitely not the only indicator. If you only choose the eliminated colored pencils, then why does Dorothy Jordan sometimes play? Sometimes Xuanbao will fight? Ji Haijun also occasionally went in to fight. Anjie even won the Wheelchair Cup once.

Are these witch dishes? No food.

So why are they participating in the Wheelchair Cup? That's because their purity, that is, their wheelchair speed, has reached a peak.

Taken together, it can be introduced clearly in one sentence: Ming Ming Ming Baba:

[Having a wrong understanding and executing wrong tactics in the wrong version. 】

This also caused [Why is the wheelchair cup so beautiful? 】The most forwarded question on this social network.

"..."

"I'm super. Teacher Yu used a move of steel protection. This is an improved spell. She seems to be using her secret sword against Grace."

Du Lingxuan explains passionately.

Next to him, Lin Zhaojun shouted loudly: "I'm super, so stupid? Teacher Yu! The secret magic sword doesn't need steel protection, so why don't you use a shield for me!"

"Teacher Yu's situation is terrible...wait! Wait! There is a turn for the better, there is a turn for the better!"

Jiang Han screamed, using his cat head to think about the meaning of Grace's wonderful crotch-stretching operation at a speed that was almost overloaded.

Steel Shelter is the ability to be immune to physical damage, but suffer spell damage. Compared with the original version, its characteristics are that it starts quickly and the color is more beautiful, but there are no other advantages.

But it is this advantage of [the color is more beautiful] that makes a great contribution.

Sister Grace's mind is relatively clear and flexible. Not only is she naturally smart, but at least she suffers from a lack of oxygen in her brain.

As soon as I saw the complex-colored steel shield, my immediate reaction was "I can see the effect of this spell from the visual effect".

Although everyone knows that not every witch has good perception, at least they still have the perception to recognize the preliminary effect of a spell.

But boy, Sister Grace actually uses [eyes to see].

Suddenly he was frightened and thought it was a 'little devil', so he had an idea and transformed the magical secret sword into a physical attack.

Among them, the excellent operation made even the teacher Yu Yu feel dumbfounded.

What an O. Henry ending.

Everyone watching the game fell silent.

After Du Lingxuan was stunned for half a second, he only said:

"Hey, this is really a game where you meet a good talent and an opponent."

3/3

Today, the cat actually played with his friends all day!