Witch for All 1994

"Review, review."

The plump and sleepless giant cat witch Du Lingxuan twisted her waist and was in a good mood. While the words "big big big" kept popping up in the comment area, she inserted a box of newly recorded video tapes into the player. The game screen appeared on the projection screen inside the cat's nest.

"Today, let's watch the video of my dearest sister Hanbao, hehe."

The sophisticated Xuanbao has long known what the audience likes to watch.

One sentence, a few words, and the audience can be manipulated in the palm of your hand.

Any yin-yang girl is just a character!

whee.

Du Lingxuan coughed lightly: "Mao Maohan had fifteen wins and zero losses today. It can be said that he finally has the aura of a famous duelist. It was definitely not Mao Maohan who was fighting yesterday, it must be this The guy used a cat's tail instead of his brain to play this duel game. Otherwise, how could she be in her current state and have Sima Lian go to jail yesterday? It's impossible."

After she said some weird words.

Bend down, adjust the video playback speed, and at the same time have a conversation with the comments in the comment area.

[Xuanbao Xuanbao, your sister will not be angry if you use this tactic to dismantle her, right? whee. 】

"Hey, look at what you said, I only have sisters in my heart. Whether it's breaking down tactics or focusing on key points, it's all for my sisters. Sisters come first."

[Didn’t you say today that Maomaohan’s cat brain was overloaded and that he was hitting a barren person? 】

"I have to tell you what happened when Xiao Li was in Juecheng."

Du Lingxuan is excited.

First, he pinched his neck and made a eunuch sound, imitating Xiao Li: "Fuck, Lin Zhaojun, what you beat is...fuck! Lin, you beat me well, Lin! I am a waste!"

She tilted her neck, rolled her eyes, and then stuck out her tongue.

After half a second, he continued to process the video tape, and at the same time asked in a persuasive tone:

"Understand?"

[Winning means ‘f*ck! Han! ’, if you don’t win, it’s like, ‘What the hell, Han? ’, it’s true after playing to understand]

[Why haven’t you reviewed the show yet? I want to see the giant cat park in the zoo! 】

"It's going to happen again, it's going to happen again!"

"..."

Jiang Han finished his fifteen-game winning streak and was in a happy mood. He even packed some snacks for the three giant cats headed by Cat Doula on the way.

I hummed all the way back to the Cat Bookstore.

As soon as I walked into the room and was about to take a nap, I saw the bright lights in Du Lingxuan's cat nest.

This Yin Yang Cat actually started a live broadcast again?

Jiang Han somewhat admired the other party's dedication.

At the same time, she wanted to see what the cat was doing, so she simply opened the curtain, kicked off her slippers skillfully and got in.

As soon as she opened the soundproof curtain, she heard Du Lingxuan yelling: "Damn it, Han! So this is so brave? With zero buffs open, just press and pull to summon the giant cat? Brave, Han! Just look at it. It sounds a little silly, but it's actually a little silly. Let's change the sisters here. The first 0.01 second she fucks me, I will transform into a ray man and shoot, blast, blast!"

If she can still endure being so irritated, she will no longer be Jiang Han, but Sister Eleanor, hehe.

When he breaks in, he slaps his face with meowing claws.

"Du Lingxuan, you little brat, what are you saying bad things about my sister!?"

"Don't scratch my thighs! Don't scratch my butt...wait? Sister, why do I think you did it on purpose?"

"Meow~"

Jiang Han retracted his paw, satisfied.

Maomao came to this world and only wanted three treasures, one was Du Lingxuan's plump peach, the other was Little Irene's safe delivery peach, and the last one was Sister Anjie's abstinence-type peach.

Now one of the three treasures has been obtained.

There is virtue, there is virtue!

Jiang Han was extremely happy in his heart. He even looked at Du Lingxuan with a crooked smile that said, "The little kitten has done something wrong again." He was reminiscing about the feeling of that moment in his heart.

Sure enough, this is the "slightly fleshy girl" in people's minds. She is only a little heavier than a normal girl, has a much better figure, has fleshy thighs, and wears a cheongsam to make people feel tight!

Hum.

"Sister, I still have to ask you!"

Jiang Han took the initiative and pointed at the screen with one finger.

"You guys, are you trying to dig up my secret tactics? In ancient times, you were leaking the plot and wanted to act as a camp girl... no, a camp potato peeler!"

"Damn it, Han, your guess is really right. I just want to strip your (tactics) naked and savor them carefully."

"Hey, come on, come on, sister."

The chat between the two was enough to make Alessa, who had just opened the curtain and held the three-cat cup of watermelon juice and wanted to come in and play together, startled.

"Sisters, are you having a good time?"

Alessa asked timidly.

Du Lingxuan waved her hand with a smile: "It's okay, we are all sisters, we are just kidding, not serious."

"That's good……"

Alessa breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiang Han and Du Lingxuan laughed, this guy is so innocent.

"I thought you were playing with Shia."

Jiang Han stared and pointed at himself: "Me? Xia? Then who is this next to me?"

Xibao's eyes widened and he pursed his lower lip: "Uh, Xia, isn't the person next to you A Miao?"

"Fuck, you're blind!"

Jiang Han quickly touched Xuan Bao's ribs with his elbow.

Turning his head sideways, he noticed that Xuanbao's eyes were spinning in circles, swaying from side to side in a daze:

"I am A Miao, I am A Miao, I am A Miao..."

"..."

"Blind, please stop your hypnotic glasses behavior immediately! If you continue like this, I'm going to call the police!"

"..."

"..."

After clearing the negative status, Jiang Han and Alessa each held a cat cup and drank watermelon juice while watching Du Lingxuan review the commentary.

Jiang Han said, this is really interesting.

"The main giant cat chosen by Maomao Han is Crazy Fighting Giant Cat. This should be a very exquisite design. Although the audience friends do not know the value of Crazy Fighting Giant Cat, but I can tell you very responsibly, two Crazy Fighting Giant Cats Dragon, three crazy battles can destroy the legendary dragon, four crazy battles can kill the whole set of witches in the transformed zoo alive, and the highest record of six crazy battles is to beat the fire dragon certificate."

Du Lingxuan blew a lot of nonsense, but he still got it right. Except for the fact that it was carefully designed by Jiang Han, everything else was right. The upper limit of the crazy giant cat fight was very high. Especially their leader, who has been said to have fought against the giant cat lantern, once helped Irene dig up a World Tree, he is very tough.

The reason Jiang Han chose this giant cat was that the cat brain was still a bit overloaded at the time. Among the hundreds of melee output giant cats, she randomly picked one and summoned it to death.

The giant cat is happy about this. After all, playing games can also advertise. It is the best thing for more witches to be interested in their own tribe.

At the end of the review, Du Lingxuan finally asked:

"By the way, sister, how's the buff level of your kitty lamps?"

"That's enough."

Jiang Han was not willing to reveal too many secrets. After thinking about it, he said: "These buffs are mainly to make up for my output ability to harvest the battle. They can also be regarded as a core of my tactics. It is probably to end the battle within one minute. This kind of ability."

3/4

The giant cat dumpling is so cute!