Witch for All 1994

The next day, there was no game for Jiang Han and no game for Du Lingxuan. So the two of them occupied the big cat nest together, put out the live broadcast equipment, and prepared to watch the gimmick match of the Death Group today. Even Mr. Chu Yujun and the well-known intersex person Mr. Yu also slipped over to watch together.

"Oh, Lao Yu!"

"Ouch, Xiao Chu!"

The two of them knew each other. When they met, they lit their pipes together, and they smiled even more intimately than when they met their biological mothers. Of course, given that both of them are considered filial daughters, if they really saw Lin Zhaojun coming to chat with them, they would probably say, "Yu Jun/Sitong has been wandering for half his life, and met the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. If Zhaojun will not abandon him, the little girl is willing to become a foster mother." ', I'm afraid she is closer than my own mother.

The bottom line of the witch,

That means there is no bottom line.

We have always adhered to the existing principle of "we witches have no bottom line", and continued to worship sisters who suit our hearts as step-mothers and step-sisters.

"Mag Chicken, why are you here?"

Du Lingxuan was furious, but still added tobacco leaves to the other party.

She snorted without pride.

"My sister Han and I were having a wonderful afternoon alone, why did you two scum come over?"

[Scum] These two words are really used correctly.

Sister Yu Jun is dressed the same as Lu Jieshan, with tall bartender attire, high-waisted trousers that make her slender legs longer, and a white jacquard collared lady's shirt with lotus leaf sleeves that is quite heroic, coupled with a pair of clothes made by Sister Chu Zi. With the [Enhanced version of AR glasses that understand cat language], he is more like a gentle scum than a gentleman.

The pink and tender sister Yu Sitong is wearing a rabbit-eared coat, looking like a pink and tender bunny. But which pink little rabbit stepped on the sofa with his left foot and his right foot on the ground like an uncle, holding the pipe with one hand, resting his elbow on his left knee, and blew the pipe hissingly. The girlish look brought by the white pantyhose and pink clothes was lost in vain.

"Here you go, I'm going to turn into an idol witch recently. Do I need my fans to understand? Sisters are here to suck your blood and eat your fans. But when you turn around, we have to scold 'This Du Lingxuan is really not a thing.' Do you understand?" Alright?"

She spoke with great joy, and her pink and tender face showed a strange and sinister look.

Jiang Han shook his head at the side: "Sister, you have to suck Irene. Irene's fans have long been taught to the point of pure and genuine, like Xuanbao's fans, hey, even the channel owner doesn't care about it. "

"Indeed."

Yu Sitong lit the pipe and took a puff. The next second, her delicate and pink facial features wrinkled together, and she let out a sigh!

"I'm holding it in my mouth, Xuan'er, what kind of oval tobacco are you smoking? Are you adding something to it?"

"Don't bark, don't bark. Add some catnip."

"Ouch!" Yu Sitong frowned.

She put out the pipe and poured out the tobacco.

The three of them fell silent. Jiang Han silently poured out the tobacco leaves that Xuanbao added for himself and coughed lightly.

“Watch the game, watch the game!”

"Yes, yes, watch the game, watch the game!"

After the three people tinkered with it, the broadcast soon started in the water blowing mode. Only Du Lingxuan meowed unwillingly: "One day you will like catnip tobacco leaves!"

No, cats will never like it in this life. Cat Lantern doesn’t like it either. Mao Deng prefers tea cigarettes made from honey and osmanthus tea.

Jiang Han took out the billboard and placed it in front of him.

Teacher Yu next to her quickly moved away from the camera, while Sister Chu Zi hid under the chair.

It's commercial time.

Jiang Han cleared his throat:

"This program would like to express special thanks to Alice Garden Arsenal. The great news during the Erin Cup is buy one and get one free. No. 6 howitzers, No. 7 self-propelled artillery and No. 11 heavy artillery. Prepare tools for your children early. War Toys, your children deserve to have them - otherwise we will sell them to other people's children. Artisan brand shisha will let your mind wander and enjoy the strange sounds of the people on the land."

What's going on with these ads? Isn’t the slogan for the former one like this? And why is it so weird in the back?

Not only Jiang Han found it strange, but also the comment area was filled with [? ? ? 】comment of.

Du Lingxuan waved her hand: "Advertisers will customize advertising words according to different channels. Hehe, you have a conscience."

"So that's it. No wonder this advertisement is so hellish."

Yu Sitong suddenly understood, jumped out from the side, and sat on Jiang Han's lap.

Pink and tender, tender and pink.

Although Uncle Yu doesn't care much about this, Jiang Han is quite addicted to his hands. She knocked Du Lingxuan, then looked at Sister Yu Sitong on her lap, and had a subtle thought:

How great would it be if Xuanbao and Teacher Yu both had no mouths?

"Today's death group was wonderful. Hehe, I just loved watching my sister drown in it. It was so emotional."

Xuan Bao's words were enough to make the temperature in the big cat's nest cool down. Many cat lanterns huddled together and meowed, using each other's thick cat fur to keep warm.

Jiang Han touched Teacher Yu's belly. It was still quite warm... It seems that the body temperature of people in the underworld is quite high. For example, Xuanbao's temperature is quite high now.

"Today's first match is between Angelette and Elesa. The showdown between the witch, the saint and the sage, Shi Jie, and the half-disabled blind man! What do Teacher Yu and Sister Chu Zi think?"

Du Lingxuan controls the field.

Teacher Yu thought for a while and said, "You must be ignorant and blind. Do you understand the value of Top 1?"

"That's right!"

Chu Yujun said sadly from the side: "Do you understand the gold content of slaves and utilitarian coins in the first version of the version? Let me tell you a set of data. Lin Zhaojun still has more than 30% in this deformed version. The tactics have nothing to do with transformation sets and zoos, and the blind data is 0%. Follow the version, the version will not lie to you, do you understand?"

Jiang Han felt the same way. During this period, the giant cats showed her a lot of Alessa's game videos.

She almost vomited, but Xiabao actually didn't vomit yet.

"Xia Bao is really the perfect robot in our world of witch duels. It will never be reversed. I can recite the attack and defense points just like a machine. Her spell casting sequence is 0.02 seconds for dragon incarnation, and 0.05 seconds for justice to ascend. , 0.07 seconds of gryphon swiftness, 0.10 seconds of elemental incarnation... This process is almost unchanged. Once stuck, the attack will begin at 0.5 of the second second, and the deficit will be used to replenish the shield in the third second... A utilitarian move All right!"

"What about the utilitarian zero?" Sister Chu Zi said meaningfully.

Maomao Han was successfully amused by this sentence.

The sisters are quite capable at speaking pornographically.

"I'm different."

She suppressed her laughter,

Let me first express my own 'Anza' thinking: "I think Anjie will win, because in this world, as long as you trust Anjie and trust Anjie wholeheartedly, you can achieve happiness!"

"Good sisters, you are indeed the version of An Xiaonu, damn cat!"

…

After Jiang Han expressed his passion for "trusting Anjie".

Jiebao pulled away as expected.

Angelette’s first game didn’t start well...

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