Witch for All 1994

"Meow! Who knows she could just steal a big one!"

Ovelia hugged her big tail, her legs wrapped in shiny black silk kept kicking around, and the furry slippers hanging on her toes were about to fall. Her face showed a state of incompetent rage rather than being angry so much as being angry because she was embarrassed.

The place where the review is held after the game is in the box.

Sister Chu Zi and Jiang Miao went fishing.

Shia practiced extra with Dinisha.

Only Han Maomao, Xuan Maomao, and the three giant cats were left watching Ovelia lose his temper.

"Meow! This bad girl, bad girl!"

Ovi bit his tail and his eyes widened!

Looking at Ovelia like this, Jiang Han would inevitably think of some of the violent teammates he met in the game in his previous life, or to a certain extent, the 'princess teammates' that are a feature of online games.

To put it simply, everyone can encounter several major characteristics of princess teammates.

First of all, if you can't beat the laning, it must be because your teammates have problems or the network is stuck.

At the same time, he will click the opponent's [Flash or Ignite] wildly without saying a word. It would be more appropriate if he added the sentence [Number Monster] or [Ignite Dog].

Furthermore, after this friend gives it away, you must not say anything wrong, because he will start to hang up after half a sentence.

Finally, this person will blame others for being a princess.

At present, Ovelia has begun to have this tendency! This is how the boss cat became anxious after being beaten, and he became so angry that he started looking for someone to blame him. The mouth is also really tough!

A big cat meowed: "Meow, great meow, the cat thinks, the cat thinks this is a successful tactical deception. Every player has this kind of time when he is tricked by tactics..."

"Meow! That guy is so serious, anyone who falls in love with him will be deceived!"

Ovi looked irritated: "I'm pulling, but the other side won't pull me, meow!"

The second form is ‘as you go, you go up’.

Jiang Han didn't point it out, but chose to comfort the boss cat. She poked Ovi's soles with her tail, and finally took out a drink from her pocket: "Drink a little before we talk?"

"Meow ow, it's still a stupid girl who is considerate."

Ovi picked up the carbonated drink and drank it all in one gulp.

After finishing the drink, he opened his cat eyes wide again and looked at Xuanbao with an expression of 'the cat wants to bully': "Hey, why don't you say anything? Do you look down on the cat?"

Everyone in Xuanbao is stupid!

She was afraid that when she opened her mouth, she would say, "Hehe, the cat brain overloaded so quickly. Bao'er, can you lend me your cat brain to make teppanyaki?" Use the cat's brain as an iron plate to burn the other half of your brain, and it will definitely burn lard.' Therefore, she did not dare to say a word, for fear that she would be bullied if she was a little bit yin and yang. But I never expected that I would be bullied even if I didn’t speak up.

Jiang Han almost laughed out loud.

Xuanbao's brain circuit is different from that of ordinary witches (ordinary witches still have brains). After realizing that she was being bullied, she didn't just follow the boss cat and coax the middle cat to be happy, but also petted the cat. Cat, wait until the cat calms down, then pick some lucky props from the other person...

Du Lingxuan is a typical "I'm broken, I'm ready, come on!" ’ the witch.

This also means...

Once this person breaks his guard, he will break the pot. Anyway, you are being bullied, so why not let me bully you?

So Xuanbao exploded directly.

His hands spread out and turned into a little bear's spread hands: "Ovelia, do you know how to play in the game? You ate three of the same tactics, and you still use them? The animal set is the same as Snow, and the transformation is pretty good. But who gives you time to transform? Playing a cat lantern is not like a cat lantern, it's like playing a wave. Cat lantern flow, quick attack flow, and talk back! If you were half as tough as you in the game, you would be today Maybe we’ll qualify!”

A fierce spray after breaking the defense.

First, the big cat's eyes widened in shock. The cat's tail stood up straight and motionless, and at the same time he had an expression of 'cat brain overloaded'.

Jiang Han dubbed the boss cat in this state:

【Forever Lost My Love】

[It hurts, it hurts so much! 】

The king of pain in the cat world belongs to yes.

Jiang Han quietly covered his ears with both hands, and then wrapped his tail around the cat's ears.

But an extremely shrill meow almost shattered two pairs of eardrums:

"Meow ouch ouch ouch!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly!" Xuanbao yelled even louder, "Well then, why don't you go beat Jiebao?"

The two witches who are also considered voluptuous girls directly engaged in a wrestling match that made the cat's heart beat, Dona Dona!

It ended with the sleeping giant cat having a lot of cat fights.

But the cats are fighting...

Meow.

Everyone grabbed Xuanbao and meowed loudly at the same time: "Don't mess with me, don't mess with me!"

No cat pulls the boss cat!

So Big Cat immediately started practicing Claw Fist with Xuan Bao.

Jiang Han also leaned over and punched Xuanbao's peach fiercely, meowing, it felt so good!

The other cats also looked almost happy. These cats have been irritated by Xuanbao several times. With such a good opportunity, they will naturally seek revenge and complain.

…

Conflicts between witches disappear just as quickly as they come.

Within a few minutes, the big cat Wumian and the big cat Changmian lazily nestled in the lazy cat sofa, with Cat Lina sandwiched between them, and started watching the replay.

Probably calmed down, Ovelia touched her chin and showed her research spirit: "The perverted girl has good control. She stole the magic form without letting the cat notice it. The cat is still a perceptive witch! It seems that I will beat her in the future. , you still have to prepare spells such as forcibly dispelling the fog, otherwise it will be too scary after she pulls the fog."

As we all know, Angelette has four strongest forms.

[Fuji Jie], it is said that Qi Qijie can score 100 points, 100 rebounds and 100 assists with one shot, and smash the opponent's backboard... Just kidding, this form comes from the 'Jiebao' that is passed down by the witches. When you want to win, you will naturally win. Although it is a boast, it still makes sense.

[Legendary Clean], the games Angelette loses are usually due to her very unreasonable attempts to force the effects of the program. For example, Da Xiubao decided to give Xiubao a buff, but the result was that Xiubao's magic form was matched and he died suddenly on the spot. . If Angelette plays reasonably and learns from Xiabao to be a sub-slave and competition robot, she will probably dominate the game. This statement comes from online media.

[Intellectual Jie], although Jiebao is the strongest witch in the world, she also has the characteristic of becoming fanatical when playing games. She will seek death, but the more rational Anjie is definitely a tactical superman and a strategic genius.

And the final one is [Clean in the Fog] which is determined by the characteristics of the battlefield. Once Anjie's fog opens, that's when the three great cleanses merge into one.

Not just with all your strength, but also with reasonableness and rationality!

When encountering this kind of Jie, losing is not the worst thing, but the worst thing is the mentality of being screwed.

[Lin Zhaojun once was so disturbed by Wu Zhongjie that he almost collapsed in subsequent games]

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Jie in the fog, it’s her again!