Witch for All 1994

This is a Japanese restaurant called ‘Ju Pang Restaurant’.

In the words of a witch, it is a Japanese cuisine shop.

The inner wall of the shop is made up of cat-shaped wooden signs. The names of the dishes are written in extra-large and crooked characters in English, Chinese, Japanese and meowing characters. Below are pictures made from ink that move like GIFs. Each picture shows a chubby, furry cat demonstrating a dish.

This might be called a cat wall.

After entering, Jiang Han's attention was attracted by this wall. Historia dragged her to find a large and comfortable nest made of a lazy cat sofa and got into it. In the middle of the room is a low table that resembles a Japanese kotatsu, and in the middle of the table is a sleeping cat lamp.

They sat down.

"I have never been to this restaurant, but I have heard from many big cats that it is delicious and cheap."

Shia said this.

Jiang Han reminded: "What cats say is cheap is not the same thing as what a witch says is cheap, right?"

The witch thinks that a meal of 100 yuan is extremely expensive, but the giant cat thinks that a meal of 100 yuan is extremely cheap. The fixed income of most giant cats is at the level of middle-class witches, but middle-class witches can only spend 3% to 5% of their weekly salary on food every week. The giant cat lamp is 20% to 30%. Simply not too high.

"Don't worry, per capita consumption is only 85 yuan, you see."

Shia supported the table with one hand, leaned over, and pointed the phone screen in her palm at Jiang Han.

But because of the action of leaning forward.

so……

Nice.

Jiang Han gave a thumbs up in his mind before looking at the phone screen.

Shown above is a website called [Mioooou], which is a website used for food reviews. By the way, this is a secret website, and neither Mao Lantern nor Witch have publicized it. They both believe that keeping the number of reviewers small can ensure the reliability of reviews.

It’s not that we are unreliable, this is completely different from people on land.

However, some witches have very unreliable taste.

Just like the costume design used by the Kraken sisters in previous games, they were simply unreliable spokespersons.

"Well, there are more than twenty witches and more than twenty giant cat reviews... Not bad, many people have come here?"

Jiang Han looked at the number of people first and nodded. I squinted my eyes again and took a look. On it was written the meal ordered by the reviewer, the bill paid, and the evidence that ‘the boss did not find out that he was doing the review’, a small piece of video evidence. Neither Witch nor Giant Cat allows reviewers to conduct reviews without being discovered, because that will cause the boss to deliberately or unintentionally give better dishes.

Hiding oneself is also an essential skill for gourmets in the witch world!

Therefore, it is extremely strange that the Mioooou website also serves as a 'promulgation platform for assassination missions from various other worlds'.

"Hehe, right, right~"

After taking back the phone, Shia raised her index finger and said in a very rude tone: "You know, Xifu won't lie to you, right?"

Jiang Han stared and thought for a while:

"Meow, then 'good disciple, hold on for a second, sisters, I will recruit the Pharaoh Mummy and I will be invincible', and then self-destruct, what is going on?"

"Well, you were my sister at that time, not my apprentice. Oh, oh, you don't believe me so much?"

Shia pretended to cry with a smile on her face.

Jiang Han tilted his head: "Okay."

But the more the cat thought about it, the angrier it became.

The club victory bonus of 1,000 yuan can feed the cat many meals!

So he stretched out his paw and pulled Shia's face hard.

…

Jiang Han woke up the cat lamp in the middle of the table. Shia ordered the dishes at Mao Leng who lazily took out the menu. Although Jiang Han really wanted to order her favorite combination of cuttlefish and seaweed soup, seeing how confident she was, she could only let the other party order.

"Then you chose to give up the game?"

Jiang Han scrolled through his phone and looked at various messages:

[In the alien plane of Anser, here comes a witch sister who can make the West, the sisters are the top druids, the sisters are the top pseudo-gods Muxi, the top two guarantee one and the other is missing]

[In the Dance of Dragons plane, the sisters finally hunted the mutated red dragon (Photo: the body of the red dragon painted with paint)]

[Dance of Dragons plane, oh, here I am, a mutated blue dragon! (Photo: Painted blue dragon corpse)]

The plane in the recent Dance of Dragons series produces the highest configuration of dragon crystal, which can increase the power of transformation by 11%. It is said that the news came out on the same day that the plane that was said to have unlimited dragon spawning like the abyss was slaughtered and stopped for two days... After that, both Ah Lin and Ah Sha were equipped with dragon crystal rings. However, Kai'Sa and the others got five. After all, it's not like Ah Lin and Ah Sha are sponsored by super rich witches. Blind and Lin are both witches with insufficient ring slots (too many treasures).

For relatively poor witches, getting ten dragon crystal rings is the best season enhancement!

Although it cannot be perfectly stacked, according to sisters who have already done so, the increase of at least 76% can perfectly cover their other baby rings. For example, the school ring given by the mainstream school of transformation increases the power by 5%, and adds a bunch of attributes such as physique, strength, and agility that are useless to witches.

Although the Dance of Dragons plane is difficult, and many of the dragons are corrupt dragons, it just doesn't produce many treasures. But squatting a corrupt dragon is much easier than hunting a normal dragon. Normal dragons have easy-to-use brains and are basically difficult to catch. Corrupt dragons can basically catch five or six a day. Although the total output is not as good as that of normal dragons, they at least provide one-tenth to one-twentieth of the materials of normal dragons.

There have been a lot of witches coming in recently.

Of course, complaints are inevitable.

"The appearance rate of mutated dragons seems to be only about 0.012%. I really don't know how they got so many dragon crystals."

Jiang Han heard from the Giant Cat Dragon Hunting Team that they had hunted more than 200 dragons and had not seen any mutant ones. I have never seen a single natural dragon crystal. Although I got some dragon meat back, the cats almost lost money on repairing their claws. I got smart later and followed a team of professional druid witches. Through the special expertise of the druid witch [Dragon Discipline: Anatomy], I finally got one-twentieth of the normal materials (one-tenth of the normal dragon). The output of one to one-twentieth is the ideal state for witches, that is, there is a team of druid witches dedicated to dismantling them).

"You know, they all have ways to increase their luck."

Shia blinked:

"If you want it, I have some connections. Someone has obtained three dragon crystals and is selling them. It's almost 150,000 pieces. Do you want me to keep them for you?"

Before Jiang Han spoke, she added: "The real price is about 30,000 yuan, and now it's 500% premium. And only three rings can get a 7% bonus. You have to get at least five. It’s full, I don’t recommend you to get this kind of ring. It’s the end of the season, and the strong stack is simply..."

Investment version final graduation package.

whee.

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The last day off~ Meow, tomorrow I will return to the state of 3 updates and occasionally 4 updates (really occasionally?), probably! Meow, meow, meow, meow!