Witch for All 1994

"Wow, this cobalt blue crystal ice cube is really the best!"

The sound of Jiang Han opening gifts was heard in the Misty Cat's Nest. After reaching the semi-finals, she received a lot of gifts from fans and friends. Witches are so casual. In ancient times, Irene saw a little witch and gave her an eight-ring spell book. Today, Anjie saw a cat lamp and promoted the cat to be her own librarian...

When the mood comes, it's normal to give some gifts or something.

It was the whirring sound that made the sisters in the cat nest unhappy.

"You are yelling so loudly, what are you trying to do?"

Du Lingxuan poked his head out angrily, and his sensitive cat tail was constantly assembling the live broadcast equipment. She didn't wear a cold-proof jacket today, which meant it was a [midnight show]. Her fleshy thighs were uncovered, and her feet were covered with white cotton socks.

She was quite jealous, but she said with a look of disdain: "Apart from being cool, the cobalt blue crystal block is not worth much. Except that it suits your status as a siren and a cat witch, it is not worth much either!"

From a macro definition, this is true.

This kind of stone (yes, it looks like crystal, but is actually the same type of stone as warm cat stone) is certainly not worth a lot of money, has no way to enchant it, does not have strong hardness, and no one cares about collecting it.

"That's right, but it's a big rock!"

Quantitative changes will inevitably lead to qualitative changes. The worthless cobalt blue crystal mentioned by Jiang Han and Du Lingxuan is probably a jewelry-grade stone weighing about 100 grams or 400 grams. . . But the piece in front of Jiang Han weighs more than thirty-five tons. It is a huge piece of cobalt blue crystal, with the middle hollowed out to form the shape of a lazy cat sofa.

This is priceless!

This kind of precious "nest" made of a single boulder is the favorite of the Dragon Lady and the Witch. Even the Dragon Lady who is not a Dragon Lady, such as Li Lisi and Irene, like this kind of nest. They lie on their sides in it and enjoy the air-conditioning. So comfortable!

"Meow!"

Du Lingxuan was furious, and the Maomao Mountains covered in pajamas undulated violently, almost like a good dribbling move.

The most ingenious thing about this fleshy body is that the flesh is as tight as a steel dragon, but it also feels like a sea dragon.

"Who gave it to me?" Even though Du Lingxuan had to admit that [the kitten received more gifts in one day than she received in a year], she also became curious and turned into a curious cat to ask, " Ordinary fans can’t afford to give this kind of thing.”

"A gift from Alice Van Delk."

Jiang Han opened the gift card, and a gentle and kind witch flashed in his mind. She was the kind of witch who would smile and say "I love you" to make your heart flutter, and then say "I lied to you" with a smile. This type of witch cannot be said to be a scumbag, but at least she is a scumbag-level witch. But people are very down-to-earth and give people a rare feeling of kindness.

"The old witch among the old witches? The killing witch of the Zhengou banner?" Du Lingxuan said angrily, "I still can't tell that you, a Han Maomao, are still the representative of the old witch."

"Huh? What did you say?" Jiang Han was a little confused.

Old witch?

"The old witches in my impression are all the type of witches who say, 'Kill her thousands of creatures of a different race and it's fun and refreshing'... Eh? Wait, what do you mean?"

"That's right."

Du Lingxuan showed a slightly disgusting smile: "Fandelke likes to keep the bones of her enemies and make them into handicrafts."

"That is not bad."

Jiang Han could barely accept it. Aren't these the Vikings and the famous European barbarians who "use your skull as a wine glass"?

Acceptable, acceptable...

"However, the witch organization prohibited Fandelke from doing this and making this type of crafts."

"Why?"

"Because she used bone powder to create a mountain range and drove tens of millions of servants crazy, she was also called the maker of crazy mountains. It was considered her most proud work. But at the same time, it was too cruel. After all, in order to make this kind of handicraft, [enemy] alone is not enough. There was a joke at the time called [Give the Servant Army a Choice]."

Jiang Han liked to listen to Xuanbao telling stories, so she dragged the cobalt blue lazy cat sofa to its original position.

First, he pulled Xuanbao out, and then loaded the original bedding and equipment from the lazy cat sofa into the cobalt blue crystal sofa.

"rough!"

"Just tell me whether you want to sit in or not?"

"sit!"

Xuanbao is more shameless and shameless than imagined.

But if you think about it carefully, as a hot cat, if you can lie in a thick quilt with the cool air-conditioned wind blowing around, then you are willing to put down your dignity and enter this [luxury trap] honestly. Cat Network】Inside.

…

The feeling after entering is more comfortable than imagined.

Jiang Han was immediately captured by this feeling, and meowed comfortably.

"Okay sisters, tell me that story. Or should I say, a joke?"

"That's it."

After Du Lingxuan got in, the whole bed became more comfortable.

Especially when neither of them were wearing cold weather clothing and their fleshy thighs were almost touching.

"Here it comes." Xuanbao said with a smile, "The high-level servant army at that time could choose a witch as the leader, but this choice was a [draw selection]. In other words, some good clubs at that time would give top-level witches Let’s create a random minion race.”

"Irene was chosen for the servant army. The servant army burst into laughter because they knew they were blessed."

"Ovie was chosen for the minion army, and the minion army was very happy, because they knew that their lives were not threatened to a large extent, because the cat lanterns would not eat the minion army, unless some particularly fat cats, such as the giant cat lanterns in the stars, would eat some If there is a servant army on the planet, you will have to consider yourself unlucky. But the chance of encountering the giant cat lanterns of the stars that are always hungry is extremely rare. "

"And if you choose Vandelk for the servant army, hehe, they will cry like a fart who has been kicked hard in the butt."

It sounds quite like Zhang Fang's counselor.

Jiang Han said: "I thought Alice Van Delk was a good witch."

"The old witches are all good witches. Her performance on the battlefield is impeccable. Li Lisi can't kill as many people as she does on the battlefield. Her breath can destroy planets. On a battlefield, she provides even more combat deterrence than Ai Lin and Anjie are even taller."

Although everyone knows that the destructive power of Irene and Anjie is unprecedented for witches.

But their human form still feels too gentle.

"Look at the game, look at the game, I want to see Queen Ma beat Alice."

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