Witch for All 1994

Unexpectedly, Miss Professor Qiao turned out to be very gentle.

It's the 'Although I'm cold, I'm very Asasi' type. The witch did not hesitate to help the two people who came to ask for help. She even took them to the nearby plant greenhouse to find a group of Qingqiu cactus and showed them how to deal with the dead roots and re-grow the roots:

"...Nothing too bad."

"...Pay attention to the water. The regeneration power is very strong. As long as you provide 500 mana, they will be able to grow roots again, but it will also make them weak. They cannot use magic to regenerate within 15 days."

Miss Professor is wearing a long black trench coat that reaches her calves, a black bodysuit, and brown riding boots. Compared to other witches, her muscular lines are much more obvious, which makes people envious.

Jiang Han couldn't help but glance at Miss Li Li next to her. Although the fox witch was also wearing a black one-piece bodysuit, her figure was obviously not as good as the professor's.

At this time, Li Li was listening attentively.

"...If you want to stir-fry, add green onions and some minced garlic."

"...Slow cooking, you can use the cooking spell [Orange Peel] to remove the thorns, then add half a cup of green soup dumplings and pepper to stew, and finally add some beef brisket, it is delicious."

Unknowingly, Jiang Han also listened carefully.

She wiped her saliva quietly. She really didn't expect that this tall professor had such a delicate heart for cooking! It’s almost as incredible as a high school student who skipped classes, beat up his teacher, and ate the king’s meal to become a marine research expert!

"...cut into strips, minced with potatoes and beef into patties, fried, then allowed to cool and put in a filter bag to filter out the fat, making delicious meat that even the vegetarians among the witches can eat cake."

Although the staple diet and nature of witches is to eat meat, and their bodies also crave meat, there are still vegetarians.

In other words, in this world, being a vegetarian is no less than cancer in the previous life!

If witches don't eat meat, they will gradually become emaciated and become dogs, so this kind of food created for vegetarians came into being.

"...Are you going to listen to the opera later?" Miss Professor Qiao asked.

Jiang Han twirled his hair and said curiously:

"No, what's wrong, Miss Professor? Why did you suddenly ask us two if we were going to the opera?"

"...Tsk, really, let me just ask directly, are you two a couple?" Professor Qiao lowered his head and looked straight into his eyes, with an expressionless face that looked resolute, extremely upright...

But perhaps it was precisely because the question asked was so upright and the way it was asked was so upright that it was difficult for Jiang Han to react at once.

After being stiff for a while, she waved her hands and said together with Li Li, who was shaking her head so hard that her earphones almost fell off:

"certainly not."

"Well, I understand." Qiao Lanchu nodded and walked to another Qingqiu cactus.

She said to herself:

"...If you give two tickets to someone else, there is a high probability that they will be given to a couple, right?"

Jiang Han looked at the professor and thought:

"Then why did you give me two tickets in the first place?"

Professor Qiao clicked his tongue, was silent for a moment, and then said truthfully:

"...I was too nervous for the moment."

It's okay to give too much... But Miss Cen Jing is indeed the kind of beautiful person who makes people busy... If her status as a witch hadn't limited her, she would also be a flower in the social scene... Bah, what kind of social scene, my friend? lock up! That's called a circle of friends... Jiang Han smiled and nodded.

I have to say that Professor Qiao didn't see Cen Jing at first, and she might have felt drained of blood.

But after meeting Jiang Han and Li Li, I probably felt that they had earned it through hard work.

1 for 2!

Make money with blood!

After learning that Jiang Han didn't have a girlfriend and Li Li didn't have a girlfriend, Professor Qiao became even more enthusiastic. He even raised his voice by half a tone and enthusiastically fucked the two little girls for three full sections. In the class, we talked about cactus with rhizomes, cactus without rhizomes, and the super long fibrous root cactus used in alchemy materials. We even took the time to talk about the special plants of Qingqiu Folding Space.

It can be said that the two witches gained a lot.

It is also foreseeable that if Professor Qiao has a girlfriend in the future, he will probably have a day of class with his girlfriend.

But Professor Qiao is also funny, young and rich - he became a professor at the age of 26, which is rare in the world of witches!

Because the rules of the witch world are that it is very easy to pass the associate professor and junior professor titles. If you change the exam difficulty to A1, any academic witch can pass it and get the title of associate or junior professor. The difficulty level of formal teaching is A3, which is an enhanced version of A3. It is only slightly better than A3 in that it is more professional.

Great witches basically all have this title.

For example, Kraken has the title of professor of oceanography in Nice, for example, Li Lisi... ahem, sorry, Li Lisi doesn't have it.

I attended a few classes with the professor in the afternoon, and the professor invited me to dinner.

Because it was a match day, they watched the match in Paris in the restaurant. Due to the time difference, it was dark at home but the match had just started there. The guest commentator is still the unshakable Miss Dorothy Jordan, or the fixed commentator of the Chinese national team is already Dorothy Jordan, and a different person is found every time to talk together.

But today’s commentary can be said to be another new guest without a commentary certificate, or can it be said that it is two new guests?

"Hello everyone, I'm Lena!"

"I'm Lorna."

Kraken's two daughters appeared in the commentary box. This is indeed because in the world of witches, commentators do not need to pay too much attention to the 'rules'. For example, many celebrities will shout 'This tactic is awesome' when they are emotional. ! ’ ‘Fuck! 'In this case.

"I'm the Dorothy Jordan who beat up your mother Kraken." Gang Leader Qiao had a stern look on his face, with a frivolous and arrogant smile on his face that looked exactly like Marilyn Monroe. I have to say that if you are beautiful, you will be good. This kind of flat expression can also make people look very comfortable.

Lena, who was more lively, looked at Dorothy with a dissatisfied look on her face.

Lorna coldly revealed a set of data:

"During Clarken's era, he played against Dorothy Jordan a total of 73 times. Although the sample size is insufficient, the 63:10 record can show that it was Dorothy who was beaten and dunked by Clarken."

"Fuck Fuck! I can go out and beat up both of your mothers right now!"

"Go, don't go, the dog won't go." Lorna stared at Dorothy coldly.

The screen went dark briefly, and when it cut back, Miss Dorothy, who was arguing with the children, was already sitting on the chair angrily, and introduced the national team's first games in a very unceremonious manner.

It was still the same as last time, but the whole national team felt...a little lethargic. Li Lisi even yawned when she came out.

Dorothy gloated:

"Ah la ah la, it seems that the members of the national team went to the famous French Lobster in the red light district..."

The screen is cut off.

When it was cut back, there was still the sound of Dorothy being fined.

Manager: "Shame on your mother, what did you say in front of the children?"

Reina: "Mom told us everything. She was only 15..."

Lorna: "...Rena!"

Beep...the screen is cut off again.

The witches almost laughed silly. I have to say that Gang Leader Qiao still has to play with these little girls who are not convinced of her to look like a comedian. Qu Xuesong like last time is not humorous enough. When the two girls of Kraken grow up, There must be a place in the Crosstalk Hall of Fame, and these are two foreign girls!

Although Kraken didn't like her daughter, her daughters quite liked her... Jiang Han almost laughed.

The screen cut back, and Dorothy, who looked exactly like Marilyn Monroe, said angrily:

"The morale of the national team is low today. The first game is against the American team in the All-Star Game... Tell me, you two little brats, what do you think the score will be?"

"4:1." "3:2." Lena Lona gave the answers one after another, and Lena explained first:

"Mother Kraken is a stable scorer, Lin Zhaojun is the strongest witch on the planet (Dorothy pursed her lips), and Ji Haijun came to our house last time and played the Witch Monopoly board game with us for an afternoon! I Watch her. Then, then Li Lisi! She is a great witch like my mother! I have never heard of Du Lingxuan."

Lorna covered her face with a speechless expression on her sisters.

Dorothy Jordan, with her arms close to her body and her forearms spread to the left and right, was a very classic celebratory and provocative pose of NBA boss Joe from another world. She looked at Lorna like, 'That's it? ’ expression and said:

"Is your little sister at this level?"

Lorna pursed her lips and said: "3:2, I think that since the US team lost Dorothy Jordan, they lost a stable point to deal with Lin Zhaojun."

Gang Leader Qiao raised his head with an expression of 'More, praise more'.

"But Du Lingxuan is not in good form recently, Ji Haijun should also lose, but the national team will still win, because I can't imagine the US team facing Kraken and Lin Zhaojun without the great witch." Lorna secretly blackmailed After taking Li Lisi's hand, he looked at Dorothy: "Where's your prediction?"

"Let's say 3:2, but I think Du Lingxuan will gain points and Li Lisi will lose points. Last time she turned into a dragon, it reminds me that she turned into a dragon very well. It's hard for her to get points if we target her this time."

After the formal analysis, Dorothy started to stir up trouble again:

"By the way, do you only have one mother, Kraken? As an insider, I have never heard her say that she is married..."

Lena is a die-hard mommy's boy and said directly:

"We only have one mother! We are the extension of mother's will, the differentiation of flesh and blood and spirit body!"

Lorna frowned and looked at Dorothy.

Dorothy nodded, spread her hands and said with a smile:

"Oh, it seems that your mother has not found a stable lover or wife after all these years?"

Lorna's eyes widened and she subconsciously wanted to cover Lena's mouth, but Ma Bao had already revealed the news very simply:

"No! My mother just started hunting recently..."

Lorna blocked her sister's mouth, and Dorothy Jordan suddenly became excited:

"Is she a lolita!? Is she the underage girl the media said!?"

The screen went black.

When the cut came back, the sound of Dorothy being fined was heard again.